Why are we here watching this? [gives the side eye to an ungulate from North Carolina] The NFL isn’t doing us any favors here. You knew Jax would be featured in these games but why send New England over here when making the schedule-they were going to be lousy. But I think the league is of the mind, “Those suckers will watch anything put in front of them, next year let’s have a pig-fucking contest in Cairo, doesn’t matter.”

To The Game!

Pats/Jags:

-The question remains, if the Jags lose will Pederson be fired on the tarmac at Heathrow or tossed from the Tower of London? Will he be told to make his own way home of provided with a dinghy and a paddle? Some writers that follow the team seem to think that both Pederson and OC Press Taylor have lost the room and are not being listened to anymore.

-Drake Maye was a bit of a mixed bag in his debut-he brought some scoring, tossing three TD’s which was more than the Pats had to date but as is the way with rookies, he also threw 2 INT’s and was strip-sacked.

-Brian Thomas Jr. leads all rookie wr’s with 424 yards so far and will likely benefit further with Evan Engram getting more attention. The latter made a smash return last week, hauling in 10 grabs and gaining 102 yards.

-The other young ‘un making a splash is second-year rb Tank Bigsby-he’s got himself a gaudy 7.2 ypc number to his name and there are some calling for him to get more action. Thing is, his pass-blocking is atrocious.

-Good Hands People?: Prison Girlfriend has enough of his own problems but he has been further handicapped by all of his pass-catchers. Jax has led the league in dropped balls since 2022.

Grab yourself a scone and pull up the ottoman, there’s shitty football to watch.