Sexy Friday – 20241025

TGIF! No time to chat. First pitch of the Hater’s World Series is at hand. Remember, at least one these shithead teams will leave this series labeled as chokers and losers.

Survival – Personal Edition

Speaking of haterade, let’s list some insults that could be lobbed on the field.

• You suck
• You stink
• Hit the shower, your game stinks
• i’m going to beat you like a drum
• Pay attention, class is in session
• I’m going to eat you up and spit out the pieces I don’t like
• Are you playing the same game as me?
• You know the game started, right?
• When are you going to start playing?
• When do the real players get here?
• Did your mama teach you how to play?
• Did your infant child teach you how to play?
• Not bad — for a monkey
• You forget your glasses?
• You forget your walker?
• You forgot how to play?
• You need a doctor?
• Shuffleboard court is over there
• Tetherball pole is over there
• Ping pong table is in the locker room
• Take a seat, the grown ups are playing now
• Bring it on
• How’s that feel? Good? Bet it doesn’t
• I can wake you up when it’s over
• Stick to losing, you’re great at it
• The good news is it’s all downhill from here
• I could tell you that you’re doing well, but I’m not a liar
• If you warned me how terrible you were, we would have spotted you some runs.

Feel free to add your own below.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!