You and I both like these windows with four or more games so let’s indulge ourselves.
To The Games!
Jags/Eagles:
Rapoport is saying that BTJ for Jax is likely to go (early report) and I just had it confirmed on the Sirius fantasy football channel. Tis a mere chest contusion so what’s the big deal. (my dumb ass is currently lying on a couch) He’s badly needed though with Kirk gone. The wr to watch for is Brown who is averaging just under 20 yards a catch. He should do some damage given that the Jags give up about 271 yards through the air.
Bears/Cards:
The cockup last week aside (Tyrique is going to sit a spell at the beginning of the game, putz) Chicago has been playing lights out on the defensive side of the ball, not allowing anyone to score 22 or more points. Arizonny has enough talent on the offensive side but they are damn inconsistent so you never know what you’re going to get. The Bears have a proclivity for beating the hell out of bad teams (Panthers, Rams, Jags) so they should grab a W here.
Lions/Packers:
I can’t recall a time when an NFC North matchup at this juncture of the season was must-watch TV but here we are. You can pass on both these teams so we might just see some fireworks. As well, the combined turnover differential between the two is +17 so I’m expecting some big plays there. Love is a bit wonky so he’ll have to have his head on a swivel.
Rams/Seahawks:
Puka had some knee trouble late in the week but is good to go. Seattle has gone down that slippery slope and lost 4 of their last 5. The division can be had by anyone given the Niners lapse so this is an important tilt.
Do your thing.
Never put your hopes in a mentee of Mark Fucking Sanchez
What a wild ass game!
Sirianni should be fired
Line Seahawks could t make it easy, could they?
Joey Jaggin Off
Losing my mi d
Fatty Payton is almost restrained and humble by comparison. Sirianni has to be TRYING to get the sack.
oh my cats, Sirianni is insane
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!
I expected more live transmissions from that LAR-SEA game, from both sections.
See if you can take a photo of each other across the stadium.
He’s over there. You can’t miss him.
I FUCKING SEE HIM!
I let you all down
Deci thought it was a catch. He wants my pain. So it’s a go
Getting text messages about Sirianni. HAVE YOU READ MY ARTICLES?!?!?!?!
No they haven’t, cept Hippo
do you even LIFT bruh???
Will when you post them
(technical) SAFETY DANCE
OK, Yeah Right, consider the gauntlet thrown…
https://twitter.com/SickosCommittee/status/1853217118583488800
we nuked the wrong country in 1945
if i am caleb williams i am going full eli manning/john elway but do it midseason: demand a trade
or else join the bears qb graveyard, which awaits him
Seeing that replay I really don’t have any problem with Branch getting tossed. That’s a good way to kill someone.
When you are 3-5 in fantasy and finally started Olave and AJ Brown together today in hopes of turning the fantasy season around
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE
Geo, the pizza roll-o
Fox Presents The Real Full Monty: Who Wants To See Cock!?
Is this National Ejection Day or some shit?
Me when Zymms, Ayo, and Unsurprised like my seats
I am pro-end zone like that. I sat similarly (but upper deck) for the first MNF in Black Panthers history. I traded two Dook/U*NC hoops tickets (a buddy got them for me) for the privilege.
Dark before 6p, there is NO FUCKING WAY Humps/Vikes can keep me awake later.
SUDDEN FUCK LION CHANGE
THE CHRISTMAS BOXES ARE DOWN FROM THE ATTIC! I say again: THE CHRISTMAS BOXES ARE DOWN FROM THE ATTIC! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
put matt eberflus into a wicker man
chicago: where all offense goes to die
latest victim: keenan allen
Wait, Allen Robinson is still in the league??
My FF team is about to find a way to lose to Brick’s team, and Brick apparently started 4 guys who didn’t play today.
The Kyler Murray/Marvin Harrison combo Yahoo was so proud of itself for has combined for a total of 3.5 points so far.
just wait, matt eberflus will save your ass next half
I’m counting on you, Matt; this team is clearly not gonna get to 3-6 on their own.
I have never been able to log into that thing because it says I’m not in the league, yet I have a team. A magical team that is not in last place.
is OPI the bestest BLEERGH? I say yes.
OPI is bullshit
#Nemesis
They may draft a guy out of the stands to be snapper if he throws one more over Geno’s head.
Couldn’t do worse on that one
LUBE UP, Detroit. The Shield is comin’ in dry!
DST so every late game now looks like a primetime game by late in the 2nd quarter
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
I love that it’s raining inside a domed stadium.
God hates the Cowboys that much
Buddy, so do the fans.
Whatcha reckon Jerral will impose on BlueBunny as punishment detail THIS week?
I DON’T CARE WHERE YOU BURY THE BODIES, FATSO, YOU JUST GIT THEM HOOKERS OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!
domed stadium in the DESERT
Ugh, the sun god is gonna destroy my fantasy team and my real team
I’m trying not to look.
#MeToo
If you have read my previews the last few years, I have harped on drafting dbs, We did and they are as glorious as the tits in seinfeld.
There’s a corporate sponsor at the game called Monolithic Power Systems, which sounds like something out of a shitty video game or an Upton Sinclair or Aldous Huxley novel.
Come and top us off.
It appears I am in for an ugly afternoon.
Wednesday
You’re there too?
This Sunday, I call it the 90s, cause Seattle is the place to be!
Once u r in bgr’s world. I
Your night is over.
I hereby demand that the BotG crew try to get the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! thing going in the ‘Truther stadium.
My understanding is they are at a bar
go Birds.
spam knows
In no means is Spam an Eagles supporter but he knows.
GIMME THE BALL. I COULD RUN THROUGH A GODDAMN BRICK WALL
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New Call of Duty comes out and Kyler is back to being himself
I love Daylight Savings Time when I wake up the first few mornings and realize I have an extra hour to sleep. I hate DST when it gets dark at 4:30.
And I really hate DST when the dog and cat, who get fed at 5:30, start swarming me at what is now 4:15 and I have to explain the DST concept to them without fully understanding it myself.
Yeah we just feed them five minutes later every day until we get to the new 5 p.m.
We do 10 minutes, but same strategy.
Unleashed the Drake II : interception Boogaloo
tits win, victory tits!
…and like that win, both are fake but still great.
she recently downgraded her tits and i do not blame her, do not wanna carry those titanic jugs for the rest of time
It’s like when a retired lineman starts eating like a normal person and rapidly loses weight.
Tits gone off center
like i said last week, caleb williams on the bears is like prince on the sex pistols
That would be interesting
Hippo wants a Draw, yes we do.
Other Hippo demands DRAW, how ’bout you??
What happens if time runs out but the Patriots are still on their first drive?
Now I’ll never know.
Good question! I also wondered what would happen if the Tits took all 10 minutes on the FG drive. Technically, NE would never have had the opportunity to posess the ball AT ALL.