Your Election Eve and NFL Football Open Thread

Tis a very weighty day tomorrow and I’m sure all of you have some thoughts so feel free to share below. Or you could lose yourself in this middling game. It’s up to you.

Minutiae:

-Luke Getsy is out of a job yet again. He was practically thrown out of Chicago and didn’t last 3/4’s of a season with his new team, the Raiders. What’s left for him? I think he’s done as an OC in the league so it’s position coach time in the pros or coordinator down with the college teams.

-Speaking of, Dennis Allen got the same treatment but as far as his prospects, I think he can grab another DC job. I think back to his last year in that spot and his first year as head coach, his units were of the shutdown variety. You’ll see him again.

-Olave seemed to have been thrown a hospital ball and now has another concussion. That makes four head injuries in the pros and another while at Ohio State. Not good.

-DAK! is gone for a while and it’s Rush Week(s) for them Cowboys. He did somewhat ok last time around but the anti-Cowboy ghouls (raises hand) are convinced their season is cooked.

To The Game!

Bucs/Chiefs:

-I alluded to it earlier but Cade Otton needs to repeat last week’s magic so that Don T. doesn’t get into the win column. Damn it.

-Without Godwin and Evans a wr has to step up but they seem to have a bunch of warmed-over talent there. I thought Jalen McMillan, a third-rounder might add up to something but he disappeared after scoring a TD in the first week.

-I’m guessing that Mahomes does just enough yet again to get K.C. over the finish line and the Bucs get the back door cover.

A bit brief tonight but I’m worried for all those that are vulnerable down in Canada’s nutsack should a certain result manifest itself. Unfortunately I see violence no matter the outcome, no way around it.

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Gumbygirl

My phone is bombarding me with ads for buttcrack deodorant and those mattresses for hugely fat people.

Gatoraids
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo

Senorita Weaselo’s PS4 is acting up and spitting out the disc preventing me from finally finishing all the postgame content in Strikers.

This has been regarded as really wack.

SonOfSpam

Ooh the Dicksville Notch (shut up that’s how it’s spelled) people are voting. Could not possibly dismissively wank at this more.

New Hampshire people are like Vermont people. Imaginary.

Unsurprised

Humorously, though, New Hampshire bears are not.

SonOfSpam

Didn’t realize New Hampshire had a lot of hairy gay guys. Good for them!

Unsurprised

Buddy Cole calls it The Hunting Grounds for a reason

Gumbygirl

I read about this. No thanks, Libertarians, I want my trash to be picked up, and the police/ fire department to show up when I need them.

WCS

Since she isn’t going to win Mizzorah anyway, Kamala should announce at 08:00 this morning that on her first day as President, she’ll sign an Executive Order banning the Kansas City Chiefs from incurring ANY penalty flag in the final two minutes of any game for the duration of Patrick Mahomes’ career.

Landslide. Victory.

SonOfSpam

Hear me out: Sell Missouri to Iran. A big ol mosque dome would fit perfectly under the Arch!

Unsurprised

I’m not fully sold. Make our sanctions on Iran apply to Missouri and you have a deal.

SonOfSpam

Tough but fair.

Redshirt

Harris Campaign: “We’ll get will-i-am to sing at Harris’ last campaign speech. That’ll win over those last-minute undecided voters!”

Last Minute Undecided Voters: “Who the hell is William? Is he Kamala’s running mate?”

WCS

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CNN has done a lot of stoopid shit. This is in the top-5.

Doktor Zymm

Two last minute undecided voters walk into a bar. They go up to the bartender, who is a yeti, and order Pan-galactic gargleblasters which they pay for with Goodell’s morals. There’s no funny punchline to this joke because none of these things actually exist.

Gumbygirl

Bars exist! At least, they used to, when I was young and fun

Horatio Cornblower

KC gets the win in OT, despite Joe Buck correctly pointing out that their RT was moving pre-snap on the previous play, yet was not called for it.

Sharkbait

The bailout flag was too obvious there. Had to just let it go

TheRevanchist

Yes! Let your anger flow!!

Redshirt

Agreed. The fix is in. Now make like Pete Rose and put money on KC.

SonOfSpam

Then die?

Unsurprised

In another 35-40 years? Beats my current odds.