The Jets did a Jets thing and I’m such a happy puppy. It’s the little victories (in this case, losses) that count. Will a sullen and snarky Rodgers throw everyone under the bus at the post-game presser? God, I hope so.
-The Lions are that good and I’m glad they’ve got a loss out of the way.
-Once again, Tua gets so much shit but he sure handled the Raiders business.
-Hey! Shoutout to the Grey Cup, which is a thing up here that I’ve been ignoring.
To The Game!
Bengals/Chargers:
-The Bengals are sack-heavy-Hendrickson has eleven and no one on the team has more than two.
-Tee Higgins is well enough to play again after three week absence. Chase is the obvious guy for explosive plays but when Tee is healthy he’s no slouch, averaging nine targets per tilt.
-That Chargers D that took a bit of time to start rolling is ranked 6th overall but is rising. They have a +9 turnover differential. They’ll need some to counteract the Bengals firepower.
-It’ll be interesting to see what Chase Brown can do vs this sticky run D given that he’s a slippery guy himself that is gifted at finding seams.
Do you.
Who “falls” out of a 14-floor window first tomorrow morning: Dougy P. or Zac (too cool for “k” or “h”)?
Bengals fans enjoying another Sunday Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuQG6_evFc8&list=RDBuQG6_evFc8&start_radio=1
A couple of tall, refreshing glasses of this to wash it down.
burrow, chase, and higgins should demand a trade post-game
“Zac Taylor or us. You choose.”
I’m going to go sleep and/or throw up.
You can do both!
Just make sure you sleep on your side.
I’ll let Spinal Tap know to hold auditions for a new drummer.
Game. Blouses.
This sets up the missed McPherson extra point at 0:00.
Sorry Redshirt.
Chance for garbage time Chase FF points!
Honestly that’s the best case scenario.
Minus a missed kick, but when does that ever happen?
Ho. Lee. Fuk.
Other Hippo best be writing an addendum to Hippo Thoughts.
This game is borderline Plaid.
This one hurts.
It’s like they peed on your rug
And it did tie the room together
A Chargers kicker with a chance for last-second heroics? I’m sure this ends well.
Or, take it out the equation.
Cincinatti about to get some deep Dickeration
Aw man, I try to go to bed a teensy bit early and miss all the best derp!
Zac Taylor: “Anyone else know how to kick a field goal? The current guy is under a gypsy curse or some shit.”
this must end in a tie, or a walk-off safety
it must at this point
Fail Mary or something
COME ON, GLORIOUS TIE
I tried Tim’s All Dressed and Dungeness Crab chips, and they were both pretty damn good. The crab chips had too much thyme? I think, but still good. The all-dressed were excellent.
SHANK’LHOR is not putting up with this bullshit tonight
i never want to hear idiots say ever again fg kicking from 50+ is too easy in the nfl
this was a fucking talking point less than a month ago!
Does anyone want to win this fucking game?
The Jaguras would gladly take the victory if neither these teams want it
Yeah, they got to cut McPherson after this. Probably should release him, too
Oh, yeah. McPherson is the reason why they lost this game. I can’t think of any other reason why.
“Released” as in The Giver “released.”
Anyone who remembers that shitty novel from school may get the reference.
This game is awesome.
It’s like neither team wants to win
Ah, we’re going with this kind of loss.
no fucking way
serious no way
like, this isn’t funny anymore
I audibly groaned when Money Mac took the field.
He did, too.
Collinsworth convinced Bengals showing as much heart as Andy Reid’s cardiologist
JaMarr Chase running by himself towards the endzone in the 4th Quarter and not getting the ball. Where have I seen this before?
Two cursed franchises meet and everyone is surprised this shit happens.
Ok, seriously, what has poor Redshirt done to deserve this???
Went on a nightly date with Rosie Palms a bit too many times?
her four sisters were not enough?
From time to time… we all must pay a price…
Voted for Trump.
Futurama: Your Mother
chargering, bungling, are we sure this isnt a thursday
bungling: leave a wide open receiver on 3rd and 14
chargering: misses a wide open receiver on 3rd and 14
What happens when a stoppable force meets a moveable object?!
SHAN’KHLOR is having quite the weekend
SHANKLAR TIME HAS COME
Money Mac has officially overdrafted.
Referees getting the uniforms of KC confused
Kansas City feels like beating the Bengals again in the playoffs.
There it is.
This is the most vivid dream I have ever had!
nah, this is just yet another chargering!
I don’t get it. Did they do the jersey swap at halftime or something?
competing monkey paws
the bungles bungled the first half, the chargers chargered the second half
now, we await the glorious tie
I will happily take the tie after that 1st Half.
It’s really impressive that Elle McPherson was able to have a successful career as a kicker after doing the whole supermodel thing
I…I don’t fucking know…
-Redshirt, when the hooker asks what he wants for his 13 bucks
You get to lick their bunion for that price.
“I guess you can flash some underboob or something.”
“What do you expect for $13?”
“Change”
The LA Clippers are going to blow this game, aren’t they?
“Chargering” exists for a reason.
Tesla’s have safer battery than Boltman
Bengalization also has different levels, too. This could go either way.
Bengalized – Wikipedia
Oh Wikipedia, sometimes I hate you, but you always know how to win me back
NBC needs to get some bumper shots of the extravagant Scientology Christmas display on Hollywood Boulevard. It’s a lit-up Santa’s North Pole with dozens of happy waving Scientologists in costume. In fact, they’re creepily happy, they just won’t stop smiling, and they greet each other with huge hugs and smiles. Nobody is that fucking happy.
Sounds like someone needs his thetan levels tested…
Imagine its a Sequel to Tourist Trap
You are a suppressive person.
Thus begineth thyne Chargering