Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

The Jets did a Jets thing and I’m such a happy puppy. It’s the little victories (in this case, losses) that count. Will a sullen and snarky Rodgers throw everyone under the bus at the post-game presser? God, I hope so.

-The Lions are that good and I’m glad they’ve got a loss out of the way.

-Once again, Tua gets so much shit but he sure handled the Raiders business.

-Hey! Shoutout to the Grey Cup, which is a thing up here that I’ve been ignoring.

To The Game!

Bengals/Chargers:

-The Bengals are sack-heavy-Hendrickson has eleven and no one on the team has more than two.

-Tee Higgins is well enough to play again after three week absence. Chase is the obvious guy for explosive plays but when Tee is healthy he’s no slouch, averaging nine targets per tilt.

-That Chargers D that took a bit of time to start rolling is ranked 6th overall but is rising. They have a +9 turnover differential. They’ll need some to counteract the Bengals firepower.

-It’ll be interesting to see what Chase Brown can do vs this sticky run D given that he’s a slippery guy himself that is gifted at finding seams.

Do you.

 

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WCS

Who “falls” out of a 14-floor window first tomorrow morning: Dougy P. or Zac (too cool for “k” or “h”)?

Gatoraids
WCS

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A couple of tall, refreshing glasses of this to wash it down.

fleshwound_NPG

burrow, chase, and higgins should demand a trade post-game

Redshirt

“Zac Taylor or us. You choose.”

Redshirt

I’m going to go sleep and/or throw up.

WCS

You can do both!

Horatio Cornblower

Just make sure you sleep on your side.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ll let Spinal Tap know to hold auditions for a new drummer.

LemonJello

Game. Blouses.

Redshirt

This sets up the missed McPherson extra point at 0:00.

Gumbygirl

Sorry Redshirt.

ballsofsteelandfury

Chance for garbage time Chase FF points!

Redshirt

Honestly that’s the best case scenario.

Redshirt

Minus a missed kick, but when does that ever happen?

LemonJello

Ho. Lee. Fuk.

LemonJello

Other Hippo best be writing an addendum to Hippo Thoughts.

This game is borderline Plaid.

Redshirt

This one hurts.

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s like they peed on your rug

Bogdanski

And it did tie the room together

WCS

A Chargers kicker with a chance for last-second heroics? I’m sure this ends well.

WCS

Or, take it out the equation.

Gatoraids

Cincinatti about to get some deep Dickeration

Doktor Zymm

Aw man, I try to go to bed a teensy bit early and miss all the best derp!

Redshirt

Zac Taylor: “Anyone else know how to kick a field goal? The current guy is under a gypsy curse or some shit.”

WCS

this must end in a tie, or a walk-off safety

it must at this point

Fail Mary or something

fleshwound_NPG

COME ON, GLORIOUS TIE

Unsurprised

I tried Tim’s All Dressed and Dungeness Crab chips, and they were both pretty damn good. The crab chips had too much thyme? I think, but still good. The all-dressed were excellent.

LemonJello

SHANK’LHOR is not putting up with this bullshit tonight

fleshwound_NPG

i never want to hear idiots say ever again fg kicking from 50+ is too easy in the nfl

this was a fucking talking point less than a month ago!

Gumbygirl

Does anyone want to win this fucking game?

LemonJello

The Jaguras would gladly take the victory if neither these teams want it

Wakezilla

Yeah, they got to cut McPherson after this. Probably should release him, too

Redshirt

Oh, yeah. McPherson is the reason why they lost this game. I can’t think of any other reason why.

WCS

“Released” as in The Giver “released.”

Anyone who remembers that shitty novel from school may get the reference.

Brick Meathook

This game is awesome.

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s like neither team wants to win

Redshirt

Ah, we’re going with this kind of loss.

WCS

no fucking way

serious no way

WCS

like, this isn’t funny anymore

Redshirt

I audibly groaned when Money Mac took the field.

WCS

He did, too.

Gatoraids

Collinsworth convinced Bengals showing as much heart as Andy Reid’s cardiologist

Redshirt

JaMarr Chase running by himself towards the endzone in the 4th Quarter and not getting the ball. Where have I seen this before?

WCS

Two cursed franchises meet and everyone is surprised this shit happens.

ballsofsteelandfury

Ok, seriously, what has poor Redshirt done to deserve this???

Redshirt

Went on a nightly date with Rosie Palms a bit too many times?

2Pack

her four sisters were not enough?

2Pack

From time to time… we all must pay a price…

Brick Meathook

Voted for Trump.

Redshirt
fleshwound_NPG

chargering, bungling, are we sure this isnt a thursday

fleshwound_NPG

bungling: leave a wide open receiver on 3rd and 14

chargering: misses a wide open receiver on 3rd and 14

Redshirt

What happens when a stoppable force meets a moveable object?!

LemonJello

SHAN’KHLOR is having quite the weekend

Gatoraids

SHANKLAR TIME HAS COME

Redshirt

Money Mac has officially overdrafted.

Gatoraids

Referees getting the uniforms of KC confused

Redshirt

Kansas City feels like beating the Bengals again in the playoffs.

Redshirt

There it is.

Redshirt

This is the most vivid dream I have ever had!

fleshwound_NPG

nah, this is just yet another chargering!

Redshirt

I don’t get it. Did they do the jersey swap at halftime or something?

ArmedandHammered

competing monkey paws

fleshwound_NPG

the bungles bungled the first half, the chargers chargered the second half

now, we await the glorious tie

Redshirt

I will happily take the tie after that 1st Half.

Doktor Zymm

It’s really impressive that Elle McPherson was able to have a successful career as a kicker after doing the whole supermodel thing

Redshirt

I…I don’t fucking know…

SonOfSpam

-Redshirt, when the hooker asks what he wants for his 13 bucks

Wakezilla

You get to lick their bunion for that price.

Redshirt

“I guess you can flash some underboob or something.”

Horatio Cornblower

“What do you expect for $13?”

“Change”

Wakezilla

The LA Clippers are going to blow this game, aren’t they?

WCS

“Chargering” exists for a reason.

Gatoraids

Tesla’s have safer battery than Boltman

Redshirt

Bengalization also has different levels, too. This could go either way.

Redshirt
Doktor Zymm

Oh Wikipedia, sometimes I hate you, but you always know how to win me back

Brick Meathook

NBC needs to get some bumper shots of the extravagant Scientology Christmas display on Hollywood Boulevard. It’s a lit-up Santa’s North Pole with dozens of happy waving Scientologists in costume. In fact, they’re creepily happy, they just won’t stop smiling, and they greet each other with huge hugs and smiles. Nobody is that fucking happy.

LemonJello

Sounds like someone needs his thetan levels tested…

Brick Meathook

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Gatoraids

Imagine its a Sequel to Tourist Trap

Gumbygirl

You are a suppressive person.

WCS

Thus begineth thyne Chargering