AI wrote this part:
The Indianapolis Colts head into their Week 14 bye with a 6-7 record, leaving them with a lot to ponder after a rollercoaster first half of the season. It’s been a year marked by inconsistency, flashes of brilliance, and more than a few head-scratching moments. Let’s break down the Colts’ season so far:
The Anthony Richardson Saga: The biggest storyline has undoubtedly been the rookie quarterback’s development. After being thrust into the starting role, Richardson initially struggled, leading to a controversial benching in Week 9. However, the time off seemed to light a fire under the young QB. Since his return, Richardson has looked more confident, decisive, and explosive as both a passer and runner.
Defensive Woes: While the offense has shown signs of life, the defense has been a major concern. Inconsistency has plagued this unit, struggling to generate consistent pressure and giving up big plays at crucial moments. The bye week provides a much-needed opportunity to address these issues and find ways to create more havoc for opposing offenses.
Shane Steichen’s Gamble: Head Coach Shane Steichen has made some bold decisions this season, most notably the aforementioned benching of Richardson. While it initially drew criticism, Steichen’s gamble seems to be paying off. He’s shown a willingness to adapt and make tough calls, which could benefit the Colts in the long run.
Looking Ahead: The bye week comes at a perfect time for the Colts to regroup and refocus. They need to find a way to establish a consistent identity on both sides of the ball. If Richardson can continue his upward trajectory and the defense can find a way to tighten up, the Colts could be a dangerous team in the second half of the season.
The next few weeks will be crucial for Indianapolis. Will they rise to the challenge and make a playoff push? Or will they fade down the stretch? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: this Colts season has been anything but boring.
Like every single headline about the Colts for the last two years, everything in Indianapolis is contingent on Anthony Richardson. As many may recall, Anthony Richardson was drafted fourth overall in 2023 after posting a college career record of 6-7 across two seasons of starts.
I guess he’s improving. His career NFL record is now 7-6. And two weeks before the bye, he racked up a $22K fine for unnecessary roughness for this:
So yeah, I’ve seen enough. Young black-possibly-we-don’t-see-color-here-at-sports-media quarterback being treated separate-but-equal1 to Joe Burrow.
I think we all know where this ends up for Richardson, if he’s lucky.
Yeah the Colts are still in the race for a 2024 AFC Wildcard spot. Basically, if they beat the Broncos on their bye week return, the Colts take an important tie-breaker with the like the league’s easiest remaining/shortest schedule.
I honestly don’t know if their last two games will be televised. I feel there should be blackouts due to shitty records at this point. I see New York on the schedule and want to force in a joke about that UHC CEO getting gunned down in the street in Manhattan but that’s just lazy.
So yeah — the Colts look like they’re gonna be in purgatory for the next few weeks plus like four years.
Gravy.
/Fin
1“Equal isn’t always Fair, and Fair isn’t always Equal.” -Ramon George
THAT’S MY…isobaric chart?
I’m so glad I only put a dash of effort into the content of this post. The Colts on bye when Luigi was caught is really just gravy.
Christmas with the Fozzes
(I am going to beat this horse into its component atoms)
When else would I have an excuse to share this?
https://youtu.be/j1TsoCgBDqA
The funny thing is that given how effective he was as a hit man, the mob would probably have been *happy* to hook him up with a new ID in exchange for going to work for them in the future.
Effective? He left evidence, the gun jammed and he removed his mask to hit on somebody! If it wasn’t for the cold-blooded murder, it would make for a Monty Python sketch.
I mean sure he made mistakes, but they were ones that proper coaching can fix. The important thing is that he eliminated the target, and didn’t panic when – as you mentioned – the gun jammed. Dealt with it like a stone cold pro.
Collinsworth is the Bengals-related guest on Manningcast? Haven’t we suffered enough this season?!
Maybe Mario is still out there.
I feel like if I were named Mario I’d probably be laying low at the moment.
I love Mina Kimes so much.
https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1866242955528311149
The games in JerryWorld. Why are they in…(zooms in)…the stadium I build in Madden Franchise Mode?
Will we be able to tell the difference between the Cartoon Eli from the “real” Eli
There’s a Real Eli?
There’s a Real Eli inside each of us.
That’s great hustle.
In other news, a scandal rocks Hollywood as A-list actresses Emma Stone and Anya Taylor-Joy were caught cheating on their spouses simultaneously with a slightly overweight Ohioan who frequents a sports discussion board on multiple FBI, Interpol and Anonymous Watch Lists.
Read more on my blog: Crazy Shit That Wouldn’t Even Happen In My Dreams.
Hippo has a thing for shoulders and today I discovered you have a thing for weird eyes.
Alrighty then.
Also they could both use a cheeseburger or twelve.
Don’t worry, it’s my fantasy. Ice cream and chocolate syrup will be involved.
True, if they end up in Indiana, 200 lbs ain’t out of the question
Important to remember that sugar-based viscous liquids are NOT lubricants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmvt7yFTtt8&pp=ygURdGhlIG1vcmUgeW91IGtub3c%3D
DFO Fetish List updated
She is a walking monument to the uncanny valley
Is his first suggestion to fire Mike Brown into the sun?
Official theme song of said blog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T1t5OFOYDU
Classic leveraging for college job headline plant.
In non-CEO shooting related news, West Ham and Wolves are going full plaid.
Hide the sheep!
The game ended at 2-1 and the final goal was in the 72nd minute? I think we are going to have to send you back to remedial bananacakes cooking class.
These taste like store-bought Bananacakes!
The real lesson is that boomers are all fucking snitches.
A second lesson would seem to be that, if you’re on the run after having murudered a CEO, maybe get that Quarter Pounder to go.
Though stopping at McDonalds after killing a corrupt executive who stolen people’s money at the expense of their health is S-tier irony.
Good chance they will make his meal there the next Celebrity Meal there with ghost gun parts included.
Ask for the 2A Combo!
should only goto Waffle House where snitches are forbidden
Waffle House employees would have fought the cops who showed up to arrest the guy.
And won.
So that’s how the Fozzes and the other Baltimore families secured their Thanksgiving truce.
If he actually wrote Mangionis in that post, I’d seriously be suspicious of our favorite purple hulk.
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THIS GUY DEE ALFORD I CALL HIM TOWELIE BECAUSE HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1hadt6c/highlight_dee_alford_quite_simply_has_no_idea/
“That’s funny shit.”
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Super excited to be getting in with the anti-establishment community in Hawaii.
Make an offer on his property; he’s about to need some ready cash.
His legal fund is going to be as liquid as all the panties that have been soaked since that first photo dropped.
If you’re waiting on Dominoes Pizza, it may be a while…
That appears to be from the official Domino’s Pizza account which impresses me so much that it erases like 25% of the regret I carry for eating as much of their garbage product as I did when I was in college.
We ordered Domino’s the other day. I prefer it to Pizza Hut. It’s not the greatest pizza in the world, but it’s perfectly cromulent!
The entire state of Connecticut collectively shuddered when I read that sentence out loud.
Clearly, I can’t order delivery from Connecticut.
If I could, I would
I know that a while back (5 years?) they made a very public effort to improve the quality of their product.
I can’t like this because it’s obviously AI slop.
If AI was really great it would have taken out the Colts at the source
AI had Jude Law as a robot manwhore, so it was pretty great.
https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/brian-thompson-unitedhealthcare-death-investigation-12-9-24/index.html
Damn it, Luigi! First you hit me with the Blue Shell in Mario Kart 64, and now this?!
I hope he shouted “IT’SA ME!” when he pulled the trigger.
Also, he apparently used a DIY “ghost gun” and the Supreme Court has blood on their hands (moreso)
The only way we’re going to get sensible gun control in this country is if a bunch of extremely rich people get shot to death, so…progress?
Heh
Have you seen Trump’s ATF director?
No.
Is he nominating Luigi?
https://www.rawstory.com/blake-masters-2670350118/
He also has very strong opinions on 3-D printed guns.
https://x.com/bgmasters/status/1513599602196291588
I don’t understand why he wasn’t trying to leave the country….
I don’t understand why he only went as far as Altoona, PA. If you’re going to trigger a countrywide search, at least go farther than one state away.
The old truism still fits; after committing a murder, never flee to a Pirates’ minor league affiliate town.
Tried to throw them a Curve.
I guess he figured “nobody goes to Altoona, they’ll never find me here!”
I was there this summer for a friends wedding. It’s about what you’d expect.
I mean I have to revise my expectations at this point, given how attractive of a destination is turns out to be for murderers.
Hmm. “Murderer” sounds a bit harsh. How about “extreme vigilante”?
How about legend?
Luigi Legend, I like it.
We call people from Altoona “Altoids”.
It’s not because they have minty fresh breath!
Greatest fucking country on Earth, that’s why!
Apparently if you read his social media history it’s pretty obvious: he’s kinda dumb.
When I say “kinda dumb” I mean kinda dumb for a guy who graduated Ivy league with engineering degrees in less time than usual, but who also followed Joe Rogan.
His digital footprint reads like someone who was radicalized by Cum Town and Red Scare.
Have we learned nothing from The Godfather: Part II, where Vito breaks the gun into many pieces after assassinating Don Fanucci?
“I don’t see the resemblance.”
-Jurors
Luigi: “I did it. I killed the United Healthcare CEO, it was absolutely premeditated, and I absolutely will do it to another healthcare CEO if I am ever allowed to walk free again.”
Me, as a juror: “That damned reasonable doubt! Guess we gotta let him walk, right folks?”
Rest of Jurors: “Yes, agreed.”
Judge: “You do know that the door to the jury room hasn’t even closed and we can all hear you, right?”
Live look:
“And coming up behind Thompson is….whoop! He’s pausing and firing his handgun! Whoop whoop he’s clearing the chamber. There ya have it folks, what a performance by Luigi ‘Chuck’ Mangioni in….The….Big…Apple!”
-C Berman, CNN Hard News Anchor
I knew the Healthcare Shooter would be an immigrant,
Time to round up and deport all the Italians.
I was wondering what Fozzie’s real name is!
Johnny Jackoff Fozzarooni
(“Jackoff” is short for “Jackoffellatio”)
I always just assumed is was Rudolph.
If it was Fozz he’d had done it far more subtly, like collapsing an entire bridge with an ocean liner as the guy was being chauffeured over a large and very important body of water.
Just according to keikaku.
(Translator’s note: “Keikaku” means plan)
I figured Fozz would manifest his rage like an anime character and go roaming the world, taking out those who have wronged him and/or screwed up the world.
So you’re saying there’s a chance?
I’m just glad we’re getting back some cheerleader banners. Even with the masks…
Society knows why it must be punished by Uncle Teddy’s mug.
Of all the cheerleaders, you choose Indianapolis cheerleaders…
That’s Blax’ doing! No cheerleaders from me unless I am filling in for someone else. Them’s teh roolz.
Not even the Cougettes?
Hippo is depressed enough. You think I’d ask him to update date us Jonathan Taylor’s 2024 rushing mark?
He’d OD knowing JT is at only 804 yards in mid-December.
I think I’m going to write a post of Cure songs that apply to Hippo.
He does Love Cats.
Well here we go…
I don’t have such dark hair and am not a cat but otherwise you’ve pretty much hit bullseye there.
Spiritually, you’re a cat.
so wonderfully, wonderfully pretty!
Or a couple Cult tunes
potayto, potahto
Some of those girls couldn’t get off the ground. Must be all the gravy
I didn’t say it. You said it.
Now, now, take two shoulders and get some rest…
The Industrial Revolution