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Survival – Personal Edition
Island time! Except it’s deserted, you’re stuck there, and need to survive until people notice you’re missing and come find you.
- Water. You need to find drinkable water first and foremost to survive. Hollow out tree trunks to collect rainwater. But that has to be consumed within a day before it goes bad. Water from a coconut is also good, but in moderation. Too much and you’ll get diarrhea. Some islands will have a wetter, mountainous center, so be sure to explore as much of the island terrain as possible.
- Protect your body. Stay in the shade to protect yourself from the sun and stay away from the sun reflecting off the ocean. If freshwater is available, dampen your clothes during the hot hours to cool yourself and avoid sweating out water. Do not use saltwater for this as that will result in boils and sores.
- Food. Your best bet is fishing. Find a forked stick and tie your shirt over the end of it to make a basket. In shallow water, hold the stick low and when a fish swims over it, scoop it out. If there’s no spiny scales on the fish, you can eat it raw. In the mood for some bird? Find some rocks and pelt them when nearby.
- Fire. You’ll want a fire going at all times as it will be an excellent signal. Grab a flat piece of wood, a stick, and some grass. Place the grass on the flat piece of wood, then spin the stick between your palms to generate enough heat to ignite the grass. Once going, gather additional fuel for the fire and keep it fed and burning. You can even use it to cook your fish and birds.
- Lookout. Keep a steady lookout in all directions to identify any passing ships. More than likely if you see one that will be a shipping land that more boats will follow. Make sure you can signal in that direction to get their attention.
At some point, help will come and whisk you back to civilization and then a movie deal which will make you rich and famous. Congrats!
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Survival – Species Edition
Time to put the sexy in Friday!
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
…and the lullaby.
This is the longest night of the year. Sleep well, you princes of pantslessness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du4JbfK5okA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czFuhFyPQrE
Perhaps just you and me.
Or just me.
Not even at work tonight.
I’m still up, but only long enough to tidy up down here. Give the Princess and the heir my best. Perhaps it was merely idle thoughts spoken aloud but if not I am very much looking forward to the gathering.
I’m not dead yet!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Y7lcvubhU
I should mention that I’m currently drinking the rum that Don T sent. Soundtrack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5gNfT1ECqY
Oh shit!
We had a Christmas party with a secret Santa swapping gift thing.
It was fun.
My 2nd in charge in my other department has this place with the Asian spicy wings that will knock you the fuck out!
It was cool.
Bonding moment for my new work kids.
This!
I brought home.
I was going to type the description but fuck that and I hope the photo blows up enough where you can read it.
It’s orange blossom-y.
You brought a room on fire home?
For Christmas!
https://vimeo.com/511042638
Happy Friday folks!
Three day weekend only to go back to work a full day on Christmas Eve!
But I’m going to Knotts on Monday with Taj, eldest right and the two eldest granddaughters.
Plus The Nutcracker tomorrow for like the 12th year in a fucking row!
Fuck me, let’s get Crunk!
Auguri
Bummer, is that a personnel thing or company policy? I’ve always gotten the entire week of Xmas off but this year (new job) I have to work the 23rd, 26th, and 27th.
Do you have the end of the week off?
It’s more of an I’m the contractor and they’re the customer taking the week off type of thing.
It’s cool. They have kids and mine are grown.
Let them have that.
I’m working on it! We just watched the pilot of an NBC show called “Laid” (using the James song as the theme) that was pretty good.
I bought a whole bunch of fuzzy PJs off Temu in anticipation of tariffs. They are amazing, thinking I should buy more in case they don’t last 4 years and the collapse of the economy
I got a notification from the company that sells my nicotine vape juice that they can no longer sell flavored juice to California and they’re going out of business.
I’m gonna order what they got left.
https://vimeo.com/515964784/29ec9eb1a3
It’s a Blair Witch Christmas!
Edit: nevermind, my interwebz is borked