Just the both, huh? [prepares yet another rant about scheduling] Bah, never mind!
To The (twin) Games!
Fins/Browns:
-This is the one no one is watching!
-Does anyone regard Miami as a playoff team?
-They’re so meh this year. (I’ve been told that the new word is ‘mid’) My apologies.
-To me there’s a pall over this team because of the extraordinarily brittle state of Tua’s health. Very few folks seemed to have talked about it in a serious fashion at the time and those that did are talking about something else now.
-As far as the playoffs go, the Fins have to do the win out thing and then the usual dance of odd scenarios can take place.
-All that for an embarrassing first round exit. But the year will be seen as a success in some circles.
Packers/Vikes:
-Usually when you hear ‘logjam in the NFC North’ it brings to mind several guys not flushing but this year it’s different.
-What more can you say about the Vikes-even if they lose out (they play the Lions to finish and Campbell-like Parcells-doesn’t strike me as a ‘rest the starters kinda fella) they still get 13 wins that no one expected.
-But what will he do next year without DC Flores? [puts on “Official Tin Foil Hat”] You see, Brian Flores has that lawsuit vs a few teams and their hiring practices hanging in the air. Methinks Goodell is going to grease the wheels and get him a head coach job somewhere, taking the wind out of that suit’s sales.
-yeah right is dancing in his undies. You’re welcome for the visual.
Have at it.
Also I’ve got Packers WR Reed as my Flex in Fantasy 🏈
If they get him the ball more that would be Rocking! 🙏
It’s the afternoon witching hour!
Catch* the excitement!
*pending video review and further analysis and interpretation of the rulebook
Which is more suspenseful, the 3-score game or the 2-score game where one team is the Browns??
Darnold with his 3rd TD pass!!!! 🏈
That’s Rockingggg!!!
Nice run until dropping the ball!
What’s the record for shortest period of time to waste both challenges?
DARNOLD WITH a 2nd TD pass!!! 🏈
That’s ROCKING!!!!
Wait, is the NFL doing Make a Wish events this weekend?
Dolphins are going to fuck up and make this tight.
Or not.
yeah, teevee off now
Not so fast – Mike McDaniel
seems brain damage is contagious, maybe Tua invented a new form of Prion
Normally it’s tongue-in-cheek when I’m complaining about my MiL making fish soup, but whatever she’s making now smells like death in a can. I’m going outside.
Death in can?
You sure she isn’t Icelandic or Norwegian with that death in a can stuff Surstromming?
Football player interviews are the worst television.
Have you watched hockey? Them lads are cementheads.
get pucks deep
These are some of the batteries that I own. Other batteries that I own are not pictured.
A fella could have a pretty good time in Philly with that.
Cleveland, when you asked Art Modell to field a championship team, he did exactly what you asked him to do.
Well, I guess my hopes can rely on…oh, come on…welp, we out.
Welcome to Planet Nihilism. It ain’t get no better.
Will to live status – fading.
JImmy Carter?
I guess the rabbit finally got him
redshirt today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ9wHZ4E9oo
NFL Week 18:
Cybertank!
I can’t wait until the boat conversion kit comes out!
They should just cancel everything but MIN at DET.
Cancel culture is out of control. smgdh
Nailor?
Don’t even know’er!
I admit. I like when Brady explains real “football speak”.
I don’t think my insults are working. I can’t say much anything that could make Cleveland feel worse.
It might actually be impossible to really insult Cleveland for the same reason it’s impossible to drown a fish
Are you insulting the city, the team, or both?
Man, I hope the Browns win this. We need moar chaos next week!!!!
Mitch Trubisky posts a PERFECT statline. Oh, you’d better believe some titties are gettin’ kissed tonight.
Nice
Shut up Brady!
– Ronald Reagan, regretting having agreed to share the ambulance
The Cleveland Guardians didn’t change their name because it was racist. Indigenous Persons just didn’t want to be associated with Cleveland.
Such a dumb penalty
(sigh) I’m supposed to insult you, Cleveland. You don’t need to insult yourself.
From Reddit
Hmm, love that first bong hit of the day!
Woo Vikes!
That was Rockingggg!!! 👏
Also I’ve got Darnold as my QB in Fantasy!
I have to find anything else to do. This sucks.
RIP
https://theonion.com/you-people-made-me-give-up-my-peanut-farm-before-i-got-1819585048/
🇺🇸
Glad he passed before the next inauguration.
It might be the last inauguration.
Same here.
George Washington wouldn’t have sold shit.
That’s not true, he might have sold a slave or two to help fund an inauguration bash.
It was a quaint, dumb time back then.
Been working on the house, so what did I miss? Giants beat the Colts? Don’t see anything else surprising…
Go Birds.
like I said, anything surprising, I just wish I could have watched the game
Gentlemen, I am forgoing this Sunday of football activities due to a late Christmas present
I see a boots on the ground in the future….
That’s Rockingggg!
“How the fuck is this related to the Kraken?”
-some guy I forget
Found a funny:
incredibly funny that the Jets are gonna finish significantly worse having Rodgers all year than the season they lost him after like 5 minutes
“NO DAYS OFF”
– Doink
The Cowboys kicker hit 3/4’s up the upright from 61. Guy is a cannon.
Also sounds like the Vikings fans are Rocking at home in Minnesota! 💯
Cleveland is so bad, even the Ohio Turnpike swerved south just enough to avoid entering it.
Commercials on both games. Fuck you Goodell!
Packers vs Vikings!
Goooooo Football! 🏈
Hope this game is Rocking!
I want the Vikings to lose because I want to see the Lions go all the way
That would be ROCKING!
Art Modell…was right!
Holy shit.
Yeah, that’s an insult right there
Redshirt dropped the nuke early.
Yeah, I blew my wad a bit early there. Trying to manifest an early TD.
Cleveland’s mama’s so bad at sports, her shadow won the race.
Greg Gumbel
Jimmy Carter
The Giants chances of drafting Shadeur Sanders
Deaths come in threes.
We lost Carter? Lucky bastard.
I’m glad he went while Biden is still the President, so Trump can’t make it all about him. I wouldn’t invite him to the funeral.
Speaking of western Pennsylvania, here’s a self-portrait of me (the best kind of self-portrait) in front of Frank Lloyd Wright’s masterpiece Fallingwater house:
So the Bears now have a 99.5% chance of hiring Gus Bradley as their head coach now.
The past forever
Repeats itself always for
The Chicago Bears
Tankathon website crashed/
I’m not insulting Cleveland; I’m describing Cleveland.
You’re describing without a difference. You’re the very first! Congrats!
Central Avenue and 7th Street in Cincinnati, I call it the summit of Mt. Everest, because US Route 22 and Ohio State Route 3 start there and its all downhill as they march towards their respective terminuses.
(I’m transitioning from New York Giants insults to Cleveland Browns insults)
All you have to do is say their name as their very existence is an insult
As God as my witness, you stole my next insult!
Rt. 3 runs through Columbus. Westerville represent!
Y’know, although it was just delicious watching Rodger’s Achilles snap like an old rubber band in his 1st possession last year, it’s been even more fun watching him being beaten and humiliated throughout the season this year.
and unlike Dingleberry, it doesn’t seem like the injury really hampers his mobilty. He just sucks out loud now.
I hope he doesn’t retire so we can see what fresh hell next year holds for him!