I thought that this would be a more engaging game but here we are.
To The Game!
Falcons/Commies:
-I grabbed Atlanta as the ‘sneaky good’ team of 2024 but like most of my thinkings I was incorrect.
-Is Pitts anything other than the biggest bust at tight end we’ve seen in quite some time? I can understand him failing under Arthur Smith but he seems to have just given up.
-The only way he can save his career is to go the Evan Engram route and just get the hell outta Dodge.
-The Commies are in the playoffs with a win. The NFC East was a disaster-kakke with respect to preseason expectations which I usually always love but when you’re emotionally invested it hits different.
That’s it-I’m done.
Show the playoff probability with a tie!
Hippo is going to be so mad he missed a glourioUs tie.
Diddy visited the Commies during the last timeout.
Okay, Cris. Throttle it back a bit. He’s only 10-5 and we haven’t seen Playoff Daniels yet.
not the QB i was expecting him to deepthroat first
GO FOR TWO COWARD!
Balls is a great muse. He knows after scoring #1 to always go for #2. That’s your best chance.
Absolutely!
Kyle Pitts deserves to be cast back into the hell from whence he got his name.
I… rescind this remark.
Still… what a week to leave him on my bench.
THE ATLANTOCRATS!
Falcons gonna Falcon
That ref is lucky he didn’t get flattened!
(four hours ago) “Falcons and Commanders. Probably gonna be a boring game.”
(four seconds ago; turns TV on) “I was mistaken.”
eternally, the falcons!
Get some snakes out there, stat!
SNAKES!
Snake Answer Me! Snake? SNAAAAKE!!! – YouTube
Penix isn’t really much of a runner, definitely more of a thrower than a goer
Penix’s girth is more important than speed (or so I’m told)
A goer? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, eh
https://youtu.be/4Kwh3R0YjuQ?si=h7x3sHKxhA76oRij
Huh, threw to Pitts and its incomplete. Who saw that coming?
Apparently, he’s just not that great.
He’s…. the Pitts?
Penix flatteners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtCV2C1jIM0
So Penix wanted to send head pics to every team in the league?
Last funny:
the week between Christmas and New Year’s Day is like being at the airport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdkBDjtsURo
“I’m also cockfighting Manning.”
Thank you snakes!
I didn’t expect to see that when I switched back.
good thing commies made the 4th because packers gave up 3 points and failed a 4th down in FG range earlier today.
guess how many points they lost by
The visitor’s locker room at fedex smells really bad and is full of snakes, so having to go in there at half time might slow the falcons down
Being a Dolphins fan right now is like Homer and that frozen yogurt.
“The Dolphins still have a chance to make the playoffs”
That’s good!
“But they’ll have to win their last game.”
That’s bad!
“It’s against the Jets”
That’s good!
“But Tua is hurt and probably can’t play”
That’s bad!
“But they won this week without him!”
That’s good!
“Even if they beat the Jets, they’ll still need the Broncos to lose at home”
That’s bad!
“Against the Chiefs”
That’s good!
“Who have nothing to play for and will be resting starters”
That’s bad!
Dunstan sighting!
Dunstan one time got me lost in downtown L.A.
Did I? Just because I didn’t get you where you wanted to be, doesn’t mean I didn’t get you where you needed to be.
Ok, actually, I didn’t do that either.
its all bad, blowing the draft pick and giving another reason to keep shitty Grier and McDaniels. we were 6-3 vs a 3-13 team going into the half before the Browns to join next weeks Battle of Kursk tank royal
The LOLphins are also cursed.
BLEERGH wanting a commie loss to make wk 18 more interesting
…and then falcons gonna falcon
This game is starting to look like winter 1991 for the Commies.
always having problems with unruly georgians
Among otjer southern caucasians
I looked up last-minute tickets for this game and a cheap seat was $200. Fuck that.
The last Washington game I saw was in 1995 in a meaningless game against NYG in pouring rain and I drove there at halftime and parked right in front of the stadium and just walked in and sat right behind the Giant’s bench and nobody stopped me and I didn’t get a ticket.
I mean, this year, you could walk up to the Giants’ bench, go into the game as QB, and nobody would care.
Found a funny:
somewhere out there a tech bro is imagining eyeglasses that stop working if you cancel your subscription
There are already so many instances where prosthetics stopped working because the companies stopped supporting them, often because they were acquired by some other company. So it’s only to be expected to turn that into more of a “feature”
The worst one was the brain implant that stopped a lady’s seizures, it was repossessed when the company went bankrupt and she had to have it removed, they wouldn’t even let her buy it out
What a wonderful legal system we have.
post-halloween kliff kingsbury, still a fucking issue
even against the fucking falcons at home
Whoop whoop?
The Juggalos accept everyone. But they wouldn’t accept him.
even though he is down with the clown
That clown definitely isn’t a thinly-veiled metaphor for Jesus, though.
I kinda want to see Darnold go to the Raiders. Also sounds like WR Garett Wilson wants out of the Jets, so Wilson should go to the Raiders too!
That would be Rocking!?!?
As a Vikings fan, why would they let Darnold go?
Let other teams give up trade up picks for the rookie who hasn’t played shit.
It’s a good place to be.
Commies win and RAMMMMMMMIT is in somehow. Please stop sucking Daniels. Please start sucking Penix.
Wait, who is supposed to be sucking this Penix?
Cousins?
No real news today. I learned the dump is just down the street and free.
Such knowledge will considerably support my claims that we should move here full time.
“Lots of great finds at a dump.”
-J. Tomsula, parts unknown
Gang, I am really happy for Sam Darnold. Apart from the mono (hahahahaha) he appears to not be a dickhead.
Your team should give him a huge contact.
Mine won’t, yours might if they move on from Xbox.
Yeah, he’s gonna go somewhere he can start so most of the NFC East is safe
So, 6 years, 325MM?
What if he gets sent to like Carolina or Cleveland or some other doomed situation? What if the only underdog magic in the NFL is based on an underpaid quarterback?
Remember when the problem (until Bradford or Stafford i forget) was bad teams who picked first were anchored with massive rookie contracts? And so the best teams got better by virtue of drafting being such a huge financial risk for GMs?
But pivot now to the free agent prove it deal QB. Opportunities that seem to suggest Good Quarterbacks are out there — you can get them by draft or by signing but the idea that everyone can’t start with a good qb is bullshit. He may have rotted on the vine (Aaron) but you hadn’t taken your first real taste until this year. He may have Sam Darnold because there’s a class of QBs who Were On Loser Teams that you scout now. PIT has two fucking QBs now because they’re a pretty Understands The League ownership circle. Arizona had a guy who still could give a taste of It until you fucking gave him a week off and he spent it GETTING ADDICTED TO VIDEO GAMES AGAIN and then sucked out the schedule.
So here’s all I’m saying — Flaccos and Wilsons and Bryce Youngs and (who is Milf Hunter Z? Just my favorite nickname) are becoming more and more aplenty as the League stockpiles this ‘new generarion’ talent in all positions.
Tua’s gonna get a shot in a cold place with a bad franchise too late and that makes me feel good about our chances…
So if you are the Vikings do you keep him in a good sitch or go with cheap JJ?
Franchise tag him and see if he can do it again. JJ needs another year anyway.
I would be shocked if they kept him, Minnesota has a QB whisperer, I think JJ will be fine
Although I’m just now seeing that they do want to bring him back for another year so I guess I’m shocked immediately after writing this, lol
Makes sense. QB > QB Whisperer
If I’m the Vikings I burn it down and move the team to Aloha Stadium and bring in Tua and Snoop. I stay forever hellbent on the team name retaining the Vikings and all associated presentations in a Snyderesque fashion.
If they’re the Vikings, he makes The Big Game or you move on. I think the worst they can do is nothing and kinda hope it “figures itself out” either by trade or by however the Browns make a decision (i assume flinging poo is involved). So they should probably just deal McCarthy and roll with what you have built for maybe 2-3 pretty special seasons maybe at the end.
But I don’t know nothing about the QB draft class this year.
This draft class is ass. Sub-Darnold level ass. Unless you want the Deion show in town.
Keep him.
Proven commodity at this point.
Agree. He’s earned a decent contract.
The Telemundo guys love saying Scary Terry
Historically, the commies are favored in winter. The Falcons don’t look Finnish to me.
We can haz a good game?
T’isnt Thursday.
NFL has banned the Tush Push for this game
tush push using a penix is still banned in a few states
Banner this man
Seconded
Dumb defensive penalty part deux
Kurt “the Fluffer” Cousins
“Michael Penis Jr?”
“No, its Penix, Michael Penis is also known as Ron Mexico.”
This joke bombed in this house. Why do I live with these people???
The sex?
It’s the pub I built in the basement.
A sex pub?
Nay, futbol, and now has been overrun with lego
It’s Deci, Mrs. Litre and the pug, whatever his name is. Frank?
how much did Collinsworth workshop Penix throwing a rope out there
Let me tell you, Mike, that throw, I call it an abortion because it was a rope that lead to a murder!
Hmm. Dungy actually has a couple of reasons to be mad when people throw ropes.
WOO!
Early misfire. Happens to all guys the first few times out!
It was just one time! She was from Canada so she didn’t notice!*
*Shut up!
Good start!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkAcFDNZDt4
Damn I missed the fucking touchdown montage
Me too
–A Rodgers
I’m sure balls has a copy of it from the AVNs
So many avn jokes this week. I put it down to so many categories.
Tragedy has stricken the sportscasting world twice in one week, we regret to inform you Cris Collinsworth is still alive. Our thought and prayers go out to the listeners
The Mute button is our salvation!
Was -3.5
Mclaurin td
Mclaurin over 59.5
No, please!
If I bet on it, you win….
I don’t care if the Commies win, but Boo has Mc Laurin. He needs to have the worst game of his career, just for tonight,kaythanksbye!
If you doubt the fact that I danced in my underwear after that win then you haven’t met me in person.
/ still dancing but with sweat pants on
…
I’m sure the passing traffic appreciates the gesture.
I feel we are going to be friends off soon.
I already said “Who said we’re playing in Philly?”
Oh sir, it could be in Minny.
Pants off
Dance off!
I remember watching that on late night tv, it was hilarious!
This may actually be a good game as both teams need to win to stay in the playoffs hunt.
/ Watches blowout
Washington is win and in, but I don’t think they’re eliminated if they lose. Could be wrong, haven’t actually paid that much attention to the NFC
Yeah, they’re still 79% if they lose this game, should be winnable tho
It’s always wild to me that people here comment they could be wrong then return with the results/reason.
I get lied to my face constantly.