Your Commies/Eagles Open Thread

Here we go! This should be a fun one, let’s dig in…

To The Game!

Commanders/Eagles:

-Is Hurts at full strength? Is the Tush Push a viable play right now?

-It remains to be seen if Quinn’s D can somehow force Philly away from the running game so that Hurts has to beat Washington with his arm. Speaking of, where has A.J. Brown been? He has only 3 catches for 24 yards in the playoffs so far. Have teams taken him out or has he not been needed?

-Jalen Carter is having an Aaron Donald-esque run so far. The one guy that has handled him, right guard Sam Cosmi, (no sacks or hits, just two pressures) is out.

-It’ll be referenced up the wazoo but labeling Jaden Daniels as a rookie seems a waste of time. He just doesn’t have those attributes. (lack of poise, happy feet, bad mental errors, etc.)

-Philly has only given up 30 points to two teams this year, the Bucs and the Commies.

-Saquon has 6 TD’s of 60+ yards this year, that’s two more than anyone else has accomplished. His ypc average in the first half of games is a healthy 4.7. As he probes and finds weaknesses and starts breaking off longer and longer runs his 2nd half average blossoms to 6.8. He reminds me of a young Chris Johnson in that those breakaway runs are just a matter of time. Perhaps the more apt comparison (body type and playoff contributions-wise) is John Riggins.

-Washington ranked 30th vs the run and gave up 105 yards and two scores to Gibbs last week.

-Both teams made bettors happy this year, going 12-6-1 vs the spread.

-The Eagles have won 14 of their last 15 at home.

-DOINK! Alert: Philly’s Jake Elliot has missed three point after’s in two playoff games and during the season he was 1 of 7 from 50+ yards.

Have at it.

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Redshirt

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Beerguyrob

Huh. I thought it would have been.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Mass migration to the next thread?

fleshwound_NPG

dont say that, we’ll get shot nowadays

Mr. Ayo

The Gang Drives to NOLA

ballsofsteelandfury

Fifty burger! Who saw that coming?

Mr. Ayo

— Andy Reid complaining about inflation

Beerguyrob

Whataburger sees Andy Reid coming, that’s for certain.

Doktor Zymm

You’ve seen the Commies D play before, haven’t you?

Gumbygirl

Is that Kellen Moore a long-lost Osmond?

WCS

Oh my goodness, THAT’S it. Well done, Gumbygirl.

Mr. Ayo

Iggles TD? Palpably unfair act against the Redacteds!

WCS

Holy piss, Uncle Jack is in.

Gumbygirl

Just showing off now!

litre_cola

Nonchalantly walks to the bandana closet in the clubhouse.

WCS

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Mr. Ayo

Hammock up!

Brocky

Isn’t there a stat that if you have a really one sided conference championship win, the more likely you are to lose the super bowl?

fleshwound_NPG

3 most points scored in the nfc title game are

this game
panthers (2015)
bears (2006)

uh oh

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If Tom Brady talks about how it is possible to come back from a 25 point deficit against a bird-themed NFC team in the postseason, I guarantee* I will take back every bad thing I ever said about him.

*not a guarantee

Last edited 14 hours ago by Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Unsurprised

The Refs vs. Bills can’t be any worse than this game.

Beerguyrob

Need the refs to start giving more Angry Fozz responses:

– “Personal foul, this fucking guy!”

– “Procedure, everybody but the center. What’s your fucking problem there, guy?”

– “Two point convert? Look how far behind you are! Just kick the single & fuck off!”

Gatoraids

Referees awarding points like Who’s Line is it Anyways

WCS

The game where nobody knows what a catch is, and the point spread definitely does matter.

Gumbygirl

I got so excited about that silliness that I commented on the wrong thread. Plus, I’m high as fuck

WCS
Beerguyrob

Blouses, bitches.

Beerguyrob

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Brocky

Nick foles spotted!

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Gatoraids

Philly was too worried about their center to run the Tush Push when Foles played

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One cool thing about rugby is that they will *absolutely* award the penalty try (touchdown) when you engage in that kind of fuckery.

ballsofsteelandfury

Someone needs to cite the part of the rulebook that allows the refs to give a score…

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ballsofsteelandfury

Love that Tomlin was the example in that article!

ballsofsteelandfury

Apparently, it’s 12-3-2

Brocky

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Gatoraids

Refs woulda awarded KC the TD on the first encroachment

WCS

Well, they’ll spot the Chiefs 14 points to start the game.