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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it’s completely silent.  The studio lights come on…

…and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard. 

— [DOOR FLIES OPEN] —

HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack onto the couch and making his way directly over to the soundboard] I’m here, I’m here!

DJ 3000′: OH MAN YOU ARE REALLY PUSHING IT THIS TIME.

HUNTER RENFROW: I thought you changed my clocks so that I’d have an extra five minutes!

DJ 3000′: YEAH BUT THEN I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT SO I FIGURED IT WOULDN’T WORK ANYMORE.

HUNTER RENFROW: So you changed them back?

DJ 3000′: I MEAN SORT OF, ALL I DID WAS REMOVE THE PATCH THAT SET THEM FIVE MINUTES BACK AND THEY CORRECTED THEMSELVES THE NEXT TIME THEY CONTACTED THE UPDATE SERVER.

HUNTER RENFROW: So I don’t have an extra five minutes?

DJ 3000′: NO, AT THIS POINT YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE AN EXTRA FIVE SECONDS. WE GO LIVE IN TEN…NINE…

HUNTER RENFROW: I need more time! Isn’t there something you can do?

DJ 3000′: SORRY, BUT I ALREADY LEARNED MY LESSON ABOUT MESSING AROUND WITH THAT STUFF.

HUNTER RENFROW: [flails around frantically]

DJ 3000′: …FIVE…FOUR…

HUNTER RENFROW: [in one single exhalation] Okaylet’sdoextendedversionsI’llgetusstartedwiththeextendedversionofDancingwithMyselfbyBillyIdolgoaheadandgiveitaspinDJ3000’andohyeahwelcometoRequestLine!

Today’s theme is “Extended Versions”.  We’re looking for extended versions of your favorite songs (or originals that would have been too long for radio play).  Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?tW0_p0!nT5 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “Tangent” by Beth Orton was ably solved by BeefRiverLives.  Off we go! 

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BeefReeferLives

Whelp, that’s about it for me. Thanks, as always, for all the fun RTD!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ehd3k8tvA4

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scotchnaut

I loved this tune when it first came out because it was so weird and catchy. And then Shrek happened and it got a second life and it was no longer mine.

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scotchnaut

I can’t tell you the number of partners I danced with to this tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PytdM04z2bQ&ab_channel=TonyMendes

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If you had a porcelain teacup and a Korean vegetable bouillon coin that your mother-in-law left behind, which one would you say would dissolve faster in boiling water? I’d say the bouillon coin, wouldn’t you? You’d be wrong, though. It’s the teacup.

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scotchnaut

I feel the need to tell all of you that the hero of Crypt of Dark Secrets (filmed in 1976) is wearing a jean jacket (no shirt underneath) with the collar turned up.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I wish I had the power to +5 this.

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yeah right

Very nice.

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BeefReeferLives

With kind regards to GG…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAdRCUsqg-U

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King Hippo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgjqhGjUIb0

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scotchnaut

One of those tunes that has no repeating chorus. Brilliant stuff.

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BeefReeferLives

Studio version doesn’t have the intro, which is a goddamn shame. Adds so much more to the song…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsQ0sgFpVQQ

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SonOfSpam

Quick note: Thanks to RTD and all the Kontent Miners for distracting us from the fact that the USA is now part of the Axis of Evil.

Slava etc.

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scotchnaut

I’ve been watching bad movies all day to distract myself.

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SonOfSpam

Good football news, Rams and Stafford worked out a deal for this season, and Rams also extended starting LT Alaric Jackson for 3 years.

Let’s pretend that’s all that’s happening!

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Gumbygirl

That’s a relief. Things are bad enough without Quaron making me hate my side bitch.

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King Hippo

All I can hang onto is the hope/belief that one day, JD Asslicking Vance will stand before the Almighty…and receive a big surprise.

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Horatio Cornblower

Cornblower sources in Vermont report that the couchfucker is still expected to be skiing at Sugarbush this weekend so, as hardcore mountain climbers often say, let’s hope “the mountain decides” this one.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

JD Vance encountering some old friends from West Virginia (artist’s conception – but Keanu Reeves’ character’s journey is not *that* far divorced from the reality of JD Vance’s youth)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT5inJOCZgM&t=207

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scotchnaut

Let’s hope that Blues Traveler were prophets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4OTDztS_iA&ab_channel=BluesTravelerVEVO

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, that news even penetrated my pretty well-insulated bubble. Trollocracy is a great form of government, this is going to work out great for us.

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blaxabbath

I don’t understand how this brokering doesn’t include parading Putin out to talk.

Trump wants to be the DNC while Russia is straight GOP Cult Indoctrination.

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DJ TAJ

Makes we want to dance in soiled underwear, so naughty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7aA0IRDm60

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ThePirateSloth

https://youtu.be/KwIe_sjKeAY?si=mZp6eC4gVOSU2u5W

BIG PIRATE NEWS: We are gonna be homeowners! The house we’ve put an offer on has passed inspection with no major red flags on a house built in 1937. There is nothing in the way between now and our projected closing date.

The house is in Salem and is within walking distance of the Oregon State Fair grounds. As such, there’s absolutely gonna be an “End of Summer, Get Drunk At The State Fair, Housewarming, Get Drunk With TPS While He Grills You Food” Party in late Aug.

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BeefReeferLives

Woohoo!! Congrats, TPS!! (& welcome to the fun-filled world of debt!)

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SonOfSpam

Congrats!

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BeefReeferLives

Includes the extra verse cut out for the album (but on the cowboy junkies version)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHxLawJONeQ

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This started out as an emergency topic (I’ve got another post written but didn’t have time to transcribe it and fill it out adequately to do it justice) but I’m starting to really love this edition.

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BeefReeferLives

Indeed. There’s a lot of fun stuff out there…

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BeefReeferLives

Make it a double, barkeep!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZG-ByYqJc

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THESE PET SHOP BOYS EXTENDED VERSIONS ARE FUCKING EPIC LET’S TRIPLE THIS UP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03BTFj29b4k

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

DOUBLE SHOT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLQ7xr_Urag

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yeah right

Disco version!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJxOXzE5A8w

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LemonJello

“12 inch version!?!”

**swoons onto her fainting couch**

-D. Favre, Hattiesburg MS

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DJ TAJ

I know, I know. I HATE the Doors, but it’s a guess at the puzzle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G2-FPlvY58

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Horatio Cornblower

An extended version of anything by The Doors would get me to talk faster than anything the CIA could cook up at Guantanamo.

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BeefReeferLives

DFO specific, eh? Puzzle song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mm7c7vGCGU

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Swish!

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BeefReeferLives

Woo!

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BeefReeferLives

Starts with some sweet Dust Brothers cuts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxk9l9U3P9A

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BugEyedBoo

Getting my prog rock on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk3HBb0mh5Q

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SonOfSpam

I hope this is the puzzle, but if not, here’s seven minutes of Kurtis Blow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTg-UkANSk&pp=ygUbYmFza2V0YmFsbCBleHRlbmRlZCB2ZXJzaW9u

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SonOfSpam

When “Miss You” is too short for the amount of cocaine you did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko3YOmiSMeI&pp=ygUobWlzcyB5b3UgZXh0ZW5kZWQgdmVyc2lvbiByb2xsaW5nIHN0b25lcw%3D%3D

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

COCAINE-LACED DOUBLE SHOT!

(and incidentally the inspiration for the post)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bCdrDhUjPo

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sorry to scoop Taj and Yeah Right but HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA THIS EXISTED FUCKING METAL GRAAAGGAHHHHHAHHHEHGHHGHGHH!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPG1Ajls2oM

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yeah right

What a great fucking tune.

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Gumbygirl

+1 parthenogenesis!

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BeefReeferLives

Puzzle song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnh7x8aU26g

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No. It’s a very DFO-specific reference, if that helps.

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yeah right

This goes right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exb5itX1UGU

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh I see how this is gonna be…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksiQAfozFzo

Last edited 1 year ago by Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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DJ TAJ

Dude, now I want to drop some acid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osN-dGs2d2A

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BeefReeferLives

Longest Dark Star recorded, I believe…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ncxBxEAdY

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Nice. I think the longest one I’ve heard was 35 minutes or so.

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yeah right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN9zYVqjwas

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I should have double-shotted this with the Shreikback song.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well done.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I actually owned this cassette when I was kid.

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BeefReeferLives

About as extended as it gets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUYim8VO2SY

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BeefReeferLives

/Deanna Favre joke here

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BeefReeferLives

Puzzle song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjqtEfn60uM

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No dice.

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BeefReeferLives

Glad, actually. That would’ve been too easy.

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