Sexy Friday – 20250228

TGIF! You still have 2 days to binge watch all the Oscar movies, so get to it.

Survival – Personal Edition

We’re enjoying a nice false spring here, which makes one wistful of summer. Which brings to mind the 4th of July and that day’s highlight: the hot dog eating contest. Let’s go over the tips on how to dominate in your next contest!

• In the weeks leading up to the contest, stretch out that stomach. Drink a ton of water and eat nonfattening food like pineapple, cabbage, and celery. Do not fast as that can cause the stomach to shrink.
• Eat a light breakfast the morning of the contest. Make it just a bit smaller than usual so that you’ll be hungry at the contest.
• At the contest, start with your stance. You want to be close to the table and leaning slightly forward.
• When it starts, grab a hot dog and remove it from the bun.
• Tear the hot dog in half and shove the two pieces into your mouth side by side.
• Chew and swallow the hot dogs. At the same time pick up the bun and dunk it in water.
• Shove that bun in your mouth and chew and swallow. At the same time pick up the next hot dog and tear it in half.
• Repeat until time is called.
• Drink water after every third hot dog to lubricate your throat. Don’t drink too much or you’ll fill yourself up with water.

Congrats, champ!! One last thing, a reversal of fortune is an immediate disqualification so avoid doing that.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!