Just gonna do a very quick Carpenter job as I have not stopped moving since 7am. Due to work difficulties, I am handling all departure checklist items by myself, I got behind and the thread is late.
Sorry, but trying to get ready to head to Walla Walla is taking precedence.
Go Hurricanes beat the Devils.
Word count filler: To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
Just took a call for a reported lost emu running about.
Turns out, there are at least five that are loose!
Someone get Dennis and Frank to get Dee under control here.
Two calls.
Notice just went around the room: up to FIVE emus loose in McKeesport.
If I were a loose emu, I wouldn’t be hanging out in McKeesport.
You should call Liberty Mutual Insurance for help and play it completely straight.
Stupid Doug. Get your shit together!
Met that guy after a Groundlings performance he was in one time. I remember because he has the same name as a guy I went to college with. He was a lot funnier in that show than he is in the commercials.
If you have bread from Upper Crust Bakery, it may have shards of glass in it. Distributed nationwide. How the fuck does that even happen?
Wheat produced in Silicon Valley?
No lies detected.
Ok, that’s quite enough internet for me today
I don’t know what the worst part of this story is- the necrophilia or the fact there was a train riding corpse in the first place.
only surprised it didnt happen during SantaCon
“Virst off, it was not rape, the man vas my husband. Second off, I was only pretending to be dead…” – Melania T, resident of Manhattan
“………”
— Ivanka T., parts unknown
She’s dead on the inside.
Dying on the inside, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW0-jrDeSgQ
Why did the football coach yell at the vending machine?
Because he wanted his quarter back!
https://youtu.be/q3BEUX5n0nY?si=mfNG_OAwEwFLFywR&t=42
Pierre “Atlanta Falcons” Poilievre.
Dude had a 25-point lead on Justin Trudeau & lost to a free agent signing.
See?
“Matty Ice” does sound like a Canuck name.
Yay the hat! We scared you straight, so yay us too?
Hey, I hear Trump lost the Canadian elections, goUod jerb hatters!
Hoping for a Liberal minority government so they need to work with another party to get stuff done, but who knows
At time of writing, PP may lose his seat. I don’t expect that to last but still funny while it lasts
The Conservatives can still form the next government if Mike Pence has the courage to Stop the Steal!
Saw that in the Neapan riding, there are 91 choices on the ballot. WTAF?
So I got home this evening to find a black plastic bag tied up by the handles and left in front of my front steps. If it’s dog poop, it’s a pretty large bag. I’m baffled. I’m not feuding with any neighbors, no vengeful exes, so can’t imagine someone is sending me a message. DFOers wouldn’t have forgotten to light it on fire.
Could just be a random litterbug. But I can’t say I’m too eager to pick this thing up — maybe I’ll poke it with a old broom and nudge it into the bushes?
Tell me you’ve been delivered body parts without telling me you’ve been delivered body parts.
From Northern Ontario
The tariffs on Canadian body parts are really high, though!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6prPrnXutKY
Ok, but “a firing range of one full block” isn’t going to get it to your place.
Someone ordered doordash and they got the address wrong?
DoorDookie
Happy Birthday!
Open it up coward
WHAT IS IN THE BAG, who’s in the BAG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpHxLZReiI
Good for Jalen.
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/jalen-hurts-among-eagles-who-did-not-attend-teams-super-bowl-visit-to-white-house/
The volume was off but I saw Lane Johnson yapping. Hope it wasn’t as bad as this cynic expected it to be.
Plenty of places in Philly to get hamberders
I’ve been watching CTV’s coverage of the election (one of the alternatives to the CBC) and it’s incredibly obvious that this guy/woman duo do not like each other. No smiles at all between them, no anecdotes, nothing. I don’t think they’re even capable of a hate fuck.
Current Score:
Libs: 84
Cons: 61
BBQ: 13
NDP: 1(!) YAY!
https://youtu.be/t2SfkyahMT8?si=QvwdXMDjep-dDpW4
https://youtu.be/oEUV32fSirY?si=TFHU3F0IHIf0U-W1
Tuning in for the live hate
Cleveland’s bench scoring most points since Kramer’s bench gift to Elaine
Canadian election returns are delightful. I just saw an early report on a race that was 7 votes to 2. “Of course it’s very early.” Ya think?
More importantly, how does this affect the Leafs’ playoff chances?
Torna typically votes Liberal, so they are too woke to win the cup
*walks into clubhouse, in suit and tie post-gig*
Fuck Pat Riley.
“Fuck Pat Riley? I like the way you think!-lot’s of potential there.”
-Jordon Hudson