Request Line: NFC West

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

All the lights in the studio are off, and it is completely silent.  DJ 3000′ boots up…

…and loads his status file. He glances around the empty studio and sighs. 

DJ 3000′: ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL HUNTER IS BACK FROM LONDON…

Suddenly…

— [door flies open] 

 

DJ 3000′: Wow! It’s Kurt Warner, Isaac Bruce, Torri Holt, and Marshall Faulk!

TORRI HOLT: That’s right!

ISAAC BRUCE: We heard you were bored and thought we might be able to help.

DJ 3000′: UM…OKAY…

Kurt Warner steps forward holding a football. Marshall Faulk tosses him another one. Torri Holt drops a third onto the floor, it bounces towards Isaac Bruce who deftly flicks it with his foot towards Kurt Warner, who begins juggling all three…

— [five minutes and some absolutely incredible stunts later] —

DJ 3000′: WOW!!! THAT WAS AMAZING!

KURT WARNER: We’re so glad you enjoyed it. Now if we could have a moment of your time to talk about our Lord and…

DJ 3000′: AW JEEZ WILL YOU LOOK AT THE TIME? I’VE GOT TO GET REQUEST LINE STARTED BUT I’M SO GRATEFUL TO YOU GUYS FOR STOPPING BY. THIS WEEK’S TOPIC IS THE NFC WEST – WOULD ONE YOU CARE TO DO THE HONOR OF REQUESTING THE FIRST SONG OF THE SHOW?

ISAAC BRUCE: Sure!

TORRI HOLT: We’re only allowed to listen to one song, though.

DJ 3000′: OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, I HEARD ABOUT THAT. WELL THAT’S NO PROBLEM, I’LL GIVE IT A SPIN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUQLEUa0_aY

Today’s theme is the NFC West. As before, post songs that have anything to do with the players, teams, or cities of the LA Rams, the San Francisco 49ers, the Seattle Seahawks, or the Arizona Cardinals.  Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k(5uP3rF4n” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “Under the Bridge” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers was requested by [not sure because I’m writing this from the airport and can’t look it up] but was claimed by GumbyGirl. 

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Brocky

Good lord man lol

DJ TAJ

From the can’t believe this is still here department
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQF7FDeUePA

Horatio Cornblower

Sweet!

DJ TAJ

This was the theme music for a T.V. show called “Here come the brides” I remember it from my hostile youth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDPhJu9i-9c

SonOfSpam

Obligatory

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Gumbygirl

Don’t make fun of Bobby Sherman, he was my sister’s big crush in the Tiger Beat years!

DJ TAJ

Had to wait for the drugs to kick in. Twisted and ready Let’s get Rotten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFOjktDN0IA

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

One of my favorite German rappers and his song about the Rams QB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWgfLEylvfM&ab_channel=Fler-Topic

Brocky

Albuquerque may not have a team, but if they did, it would probably be in the nfc west

https://youtu.be/JE37e1eK2mY?si=R5DyHAbFXjaexCOi

Gatoraids

City of Crime, meet video of Crime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT_QRKfv8H4

BeefReeferLives

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Gatoraids

Jet City Woman – Queensryche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHapAsmvGEU

Gatoraids
scotchnaut

Love this tune-attached to a very specific rime and place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQsQZvsR_QI&ab_channel=FinnT-120

Gatoraids
Horatio Cornblower

Lana Del Rey is the definition of “trying way too hard”

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

/puts on eyeliner

This song is now meaningful to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWhgqhb9tp8&ab_channel=JoelH.P

Gatoraids

Maybe shoulda found a band called Glendale,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05vAC5aG8_0

BeefReeferLives

Ode to the city that both the Cards & Rams had the good sense to flee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWOg0gHknKs

BugEyedBoo
Gumbygirl

Needs some Nelson Eddy. Fuck, I am old!

BeefReeferLives

Nice!

SonOfSpam
BeefReeferLives

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BeefReeferLives

Puzzle song?

\\https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Y5HaL6L5s

SonOfSpam
Horatio Cornblower
SonOfSpam
Horatio Cornblower

Really thought this was going to be about jet fuel not melting steel beams.

SonOfSpam

Public Enemy had thoughts about Arizona not wanting the MLK Day holiday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrFOb_f7ubw&ab_channel=PublicEnemyVEVO

SonOfSpam

hell yes

Horatio Cornblower
ballsofsteelandfury

How the hell has Spam not posted this???

https://youtu.be/lUQLEUa0_aY?si=bNItdoZdTEBYeXw1

ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t care if it’s already in the post. He would post this multiple times if he could

SonOfSpam

I respect the process or something.