TGIF! Lots of rookie minicamps are starting today. So get ready for those reports of season ending injuries to start pouring in next week.

Word Count Filler Time

The survival series is over. And since you’re still here I’m counting that as a success. You’re still bound by the clubhouse rules of not dying though, so don’t forget anything. Instead this section will just be used for random stuff to pad out that word count. After all, the comments are the star here, not this.

Here’s something fun. Let’s look at where some things originated from.

Super Mario Bros: The character is modeled after the landlord of Nintendo’s Manhattan office.

Gollum: His body was modeled after Iggy Pop. His voice was modeled after Andy Serkis’s cat coughing up a hairball.

NBA Logo: Jerry West when he was playing for the Lakers.

Taxi Driver: Travis Buckle was inspired by real life attempted assassinator Arthur Bremer who was trying to kill presidential candidate George Wallace. This movie then inspired John Hinckley, Jr. to attempt assassinating Reagan.

American Flag Bumper Stickers: Peter Fonda put an American flag bumper sticker on his motorcycle for his film Easy Rider. And, of course, LA police stopped him for desecrating the flag. Although within a year all LA cop cars would wear an American flag bumper sticker.

Word count filled. Onwards!

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Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am very concerned about all the other shampoo I have ever used in my life.

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yeah right

Shampoo?

2Pack

We all need more low poo lifestyle choices

WCS

Seems more a German haircare product than Swedish…

Gumbygirl

I don’t want any poo in my shampoo!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s what I’m talking about! Have I been using regular poo strength shampoo this whole time?

Brick Meathook

To anyone who needs cheering up:

Watch this. It’s 22 minutes of the best of comedian Richard Lewis with David Letterman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqCf2ADRyA

yeah right

Happy Friday motherfuckers!

Put in an application for an apartment in my 2nd town, El Segundo.

Fingers crossed but this fucker is about 3/4 of a mile away from work.

It would save me 40 hours of commute time a month.

What price is that worth considering those 40 hours are in traffic on the LA Freeways.

My free time is fucking priceless at my old ass age.

Sharkbait

Lets go!

ballsofsteelandfury

You gonna walk to work?

yeah right

They put in a new bike lane on Grand but yeah, walking makes sense on the good weather days.

That climb up El Segundo BLVD ain’t no joke after a full days work though.

Goddamn, our neighborhood just got agro as fuck.

yeah right

Fuck, cops will be showing up in Pedro in 3…
2..
1.

Brick Meathook

We can be neighbors again with only 4 major airport runways between us!

What the heck is going on in San Pedro?

Gatoraids
yeah right

Not a goddamn thing.

Nothing happens construction wise.

It’s still cool as fuck. I love it here but the freeways.

Gatoraids

congradulations, had an hour commute for one job and when I saw a house for rent across street from an old job rented it right away. Worth it even though house had large hole in ceiling that leaked ,mortgage company tried to repo it from the landlord once and PI showed up hired by landlord wife to find his properties he was hiding from her.

yeah right

My wack ass neighbor upstairs, who refuses to take off her shoes on hardwood fucking floors!

She’s had Child protection services, LAPD, LA County sheriff’s AND the motherfucking FBI knocking.

And she still wakes me up every goddamn day wearing fucking clogs at 5 in the morning.

ON HARDWOOD FLOORS!

Lost track of the number of calls to the owner.

2Pack

In bocca di lupo we say

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Indeed.

I just didn’t know there were so many wolves.

jjfozz

You ever have a few drinks and want to go fuck shit up? It kind of bothes me that I do, but right now I wanna go fuck shit up.

yeah right

I’ll be right there.

Right after I get a 12 pack and a bottle of Jameson.

Sharkbait

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jjfozz

Scooby Doo. Yes, Daphne was supposed to be hot, but me? i like curves, and you KNOW velma was hiding some serious curves under that sweater. Plus, those glasses . . .

2Pack

Velma was it man…

jjfozz

I also finished The Handmaid’s Tale. I would love to ingest the drug cocktail that the writers and show runners take before sitting down to write these episodes. I mean, nhly goddamn fcuking shit! Also, Serena is a goddamn smoke show.

yeah right

Just finished rereading Cannery Row by Steinbeck. Probably 3rd time.

I’m gifting this to you Fozz, my brother.

jjfozz

I fucking LOVE seinbeck bu never read this one, gonna go tackle kt this weeek. do peopel get fucked up?

yeah right

Oh HELL yes.

A tuna boat with fishermen from San Pedro break up a party.

It’s fucking perfect.

jjfozz

I watched The Whale today. I love the director, but really it was more of a pimped up version of My 600 Pound Life than anything else.

Sharkbait

TLC is getting into the movie game.

2Pack

Time to go run…

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obligatory

Sharkbait

Will never not be funny

Gumbygirl

Doors are tricky.

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jjfozz

Drinking beer and bourbon and watching The Flintstones. And not fighting with my insane wife.

HOW THE FUCK YOU DOING BOYS?

Sharkbait

watching The Flintstones.

You misspelled Playoff Hockey

jjfozz

Already watched the Leafs fucking lose to the Poonthas. God I loathe that team. on the other hand, one of the biggest fuckface douchebag cuntholes i ever worked for is a Leafs fans.

WCS

Awaiting the inevitable bourble analysis of The Flintstones later!

Also, currently getting paid to literally listen to people tell me their problems, and why they suddenly need help. People are so selfish and needy!

Always me, me, me! “I need help, my leg is broken,” or “I’ve was shot,” or, “I think I’m having a heart attack.” Suck it up, snowflakes, this is MURICA where TRUMP is KING and WE PULL ARESELVES UP BY THE BOTTSTAR[PS!

jjfozz

I used to get very upset as a kid when Betty and Wilma didn’t get along. Fred is a misunderstood representation of the slings and arrows hurled at the working class, while Barney’s attitude is a stand in for the more liberal, creative centered part of society that exists on the fringes. While his contributions to the overall milieu of this study are prevalent, in the end they are overshadowed.

Also, I’d like to see how they disposed of poop in the Flintstones universe. I think it might have been a big toad.

Sharkbait

Also they were totally stone age swingers right?

jjfozz

I mean, you know Betty fucked anything that moved. Wilma, a case study in being frigid.

Sharkbait

I feel bad for Wilma’s personal massager

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jjfozz

Wilma had soem deep seated issues, she wa sinto pegging, but Fred was NEVEr gonna be down for that.

yeah right

He was totally Ralph from The Honeymooners.

Brick Meathook

I’m drinking beer and bourbon and eating opiates!

2Pack

Thanks Ayo, lady 10 does it for me today. And fun facts vs. survival tips is just fine too Buddy.

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Sharkbait

Oh hey Ice Bombers

Horatio Cornblower

Is that Olivia Munn in #5?

She’s doing outstanding work in ‘Your Friends & Neighbors,’ and also I hate John Mullaney now.

scotchnaut

His special after his next cocaine relapse is going to kick ass, I’ll have you know!

WCS

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His girlfriend works at Yoshinoya Beef Bowl!

WCS

Does the Clubhouse want to the Leafs to win? I’m cornfused.

Horatio Cornblower

I absolutely do. I’ll always root for a Canadien team over any southern team, and I’ll never root for the shitbags in Florida.

WCS

DFO is a land of contrasts.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Our primary export is dick jokes.

Sharkbait

At least this round, because fuck the Panthers

scotchnaut

This tiny part of the clubhouse (the water was cold!) wants the Leafs to lose into the infinite infinity. Forever.

Horatio Cornblower

Well, fuck the Panthers, but at least now I can go back to watching the Yankees play in the booming major league town of (check notes)…Sacramento?

scotchnaut

A fluttering puck off a deflection is the winner. I hate this Matrix.

scotchnaut

THERE IT IS!

Horatio Cornblower

Did the deflection make your eye start twitching?

scotchnaut

Ha!

Sharkbait

The mics are picking up a lot of…colorful language. What I would give for a no commentator feed but audio is all the ambient mics around the rink/referees

WCS

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Does this mean WVU is “woke”?!

Horatio Cornblower

Oh no, now the President of WVU will have to cut the English Department.

Again.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hard to make “cuts” when all that remains of the department is a cardboard box filled with a few dust-covered copies of Penguin classics, but the state legislature will find a way.

scotchnaut

I’ve always thought Danielle Boone was a hottie.

Sharkbait

Sounds like a Vivid porn parody movie.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Can’t wait to read the synopsis of this in next year’s AVN preview post.

Gumbygirl

Mountain Mama.

jjfozz

She’s a . . . sturdy gal

Horatio Cornblower

Announcer: “Nylander choked off beautifully…”

Michael Hutchence and David Carradine start singing “some guys have all the luck”

scotchnaut

I’m sensing more than a little tension between Hutchence and Carradine, tbh…

Horatio Cornblower

Anyone else saying “balls!” immediately after the announcers say “Benoit” in this here hockey game?

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King Hippo

it wud b weird 2 NAWT

Fronkenshteen

Am I the only one amazed the ladies in #4 can lie directly on hot sand? Yowch!

Sharkbait

Nylander/Tkachuk

Horatio Cornblower

Paul Bissonette looks like they hauled him out of bar, after 8 solid hours on the stool, and tossed him into the studio with instructions to “talk hockey”

And fuck it, why not?

WCS

Kind of how he played in a Penguins jersey, too.

scotchnaut

Bissonette sounds like a Quebecois word for a fancy toiletry item.

scotchnaut

The Story of a Deflection:

I played goalie as a kid and my parents sent me to one of the better hockey camps. (Sundridge Ontario, represent!) I was a complete nerd and read every goalie book that was available to me. I wasn’t athletically gifted but I had a good glove hand because I also played baseball, knew how to clear a puck, play angles, all that stuff. I got bumped up to the next age group and we got to the championship game.

/opposing player sends a fluttering wrist shot from the point

Defenseman: [tries to bat it down, just gets a piece of it]

Me: [let’s in the deflection]

Also Me: “YOU FUCKING FUCK! WHY’D YOU DO THAT?”

Defenseman: “I was just trying to help. Do you think you could have saved that?”

Me: “OF FUCKING COURSE!!!”*

*context-I was working on a shutout

Coda: We lost 1 fucking nothing

/apparently I can’t let things go

WCS

And parts of unknown homeless drifter were found dismembered across Sundridge later that weekend, and scotchy found a new sport.

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Sharkbait

It makes for a good origin story

Horatio Cornblower

“new”

Horatio Cornblower

Wow I haven’t seen Dallas hurt themselves with an own goal like that in the play-offs since…well, last year, against Green Bay, in the play-offs.

Again.

Sharkbait

Free hockey wooo

Horatio Cornblower

Cocaine in Miami on a Friday night.

Wow. Who could have seen that coming?

Sharkbait

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scotchnaut

If the Panteros coaches chewed their gum more intensely they’d be ahead.

Sharkbait

I hate when that happens to me as a goalie.

King Hippo

9-nil teh RIGHT way!

King Hippo

ahem, TEN

Doktor Zymm

Turns out there are good memes about other popes too!

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scotchnaut

Panteros 2: Fourth Goal Boogaloo!

Sharkbait

I feel so dirty rooting for the Leafs this series. But A) Fuck the Panthers, and B) a Leafs collapse in the conference final would be absolutely hilarous

King Hippo

Collapse in the FINALS to Ice Bombers or Drill Baby Drill

Doktor Zymm

I want them to win this series in 7 then get swept

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

FUCK THE LEAFS

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYrZ_-28lEM

Paging one Doktorb and submariner (honestly, not sure if the Commies are Brick’s squadron; I know he’s from there)

Doktor Zymm

Next I want them to get a stadium actually in DC like Snyder wanted and wasn’t allowed to have. There’s still so much more to rub his punchable face in!
Sidenote: How many yacht owners do you think there are that aren’t total assholes?

ArmedandHammered

New $3.7 billion stadium where RFK now stands according to tree

King Hippo

As long as RFK is removed from this Earth, Hippo is happy.

Doktor Zymm

I won’t cry if they accidentally demolish RFK Jr

King Hippo

INSHALLAH

Brick Meathook

Didn’t SoS wonder if there was a Sirhan Sirhan Jr? I didn’t say it.

Brick Meathook

I am indeed a native (Arlington VA) and will probably end up moving back there. I was a lifelong Redskins fan until Dan Snyder completely drove me away. I still think they should be named The Washington Football Club. When I moved to Los Angeles there were no NFL teams here and I thought that was great.

King Hippo

DUE BETTER, LEAFS

scotchnaut

PANTEROS!

Redshirt

Brutus Buckeye just came out as female. Choke on those buckeyes, MAGA!

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Doktor Zymm

From what I’ve heard, a lot of mascots are female because the costumes are too small for most guys to wear

Redshirt

Phrasing!

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Horatio Cornblower

Pubic hair!?!? What is this, the 70’s!?

(Also Matt Gaetz, turning down a match on Hinge but for…different reasons)

ballsofsteelandfury

#7 is just wonderful photography!

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