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Round The Last: Wiping The Smirk Off Jerrah’s Face Edition

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Only three more hours to go. I’m tired. I’m not the wet behind the ears, naive late 40’s man I used to be.

To The Game!

Packers/Cowboys:

Is Shaudenfavre a word? It is now. Micah “Missing From Dallas” Parsons played mental hopscotch with Jones and won his freedom and a big, fat contract. Kudos to him. He and Rashan Gary could give DAK! all kinds of trouble this evening. Oh and Lamb is out? The news gets better and better for that 6.5 point spread.

It’s been a long time putting all these together, that’s it for me.

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Col. Duke LaCross

Get a load of these chucklefucks…

https://twitter.com/sweatem/status/1972436134480449824?s=61&t=_JKGMY5gden3sHKw6_r29A

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Horatio Cornblower

Someone did a version with the Benny Hill theme overlaid to it.

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WCS

The GREATRIOTS curbstomped the Panthers a week after the former literally gave their game away, and the latter prison-bitched Atlanta.

DUUUUVVVALLLL handled the Niners. I honestly don’t know who that speaks good or bad juju for either.

Fuck Loins are likely going to fine, after all.

Stillers had a successful business trip to the Emerald Isle. Same can’t be said for the Vikes, but, they are having such a splendid time, they’ve decided to stay another week.

Pete Carroll has some serious work to do in Vegas.

#LOLMets cannot be killed with conventional weaponry, and it’s still as hilarious as ever.

Stillers backup QB Skylar Thompson got to experience an Irish stick-up live and in-person.

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Doktor Zymm

Hooray! I finally found the controls for the window shades so I won’t be showing everyone in the office building opposite my hotel room my tits tomorrow morning unless I decide I want to!

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Senor Weaselo

Hooray for privacy!

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Doktor Zymm

It’s what distinguishes a hotel from a hostel!

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Redshirt

Against my better judgement, I have to rewatch that last 30 seconds. That was a….I…uh…I just gotta rewatch that.

The better judgement part is listening to Collinsworth.

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Brick Meathook

I got a new egg slicer today. It slices eggs three different ways and replaces my old egg slicer that only sliced eggs one single way.

I am going to hard boil some eggs and then fucking slice the shit out those little round cocksuckers, and no one can stop me.

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