Not a bad selection of fixtures but Patty and Lamar is the runaway feature.

To The Games!

Colts/Rams:

I like this game-both teams need to prove to onlookers that they’re for real. If Indy wins Dimes has the inside track on Comeback Player of the Year and outside track for MVP. That’s right, you just read that. My prediction is that the Colts punt more than once, book it. This is weird-Jones is one of the most blitzed QB’s but is also among the least pressured. Funny what happens when a tosser is asked to play behind an above-average offensive line. Also funny is that each DC is using the two year-old playbook that worked so well many moons ago.

Jags/Niners:

A sports yakker was saying that Bosa is the Jenga piece that holds the S.F. D together. Thing is, a Prison Girlfriend-led offense isn’t the best variable to test this theory. Are the Niners the shakiest 3-0 team in the league? Magic Ball says, “Yes”.

Ravens/Chiefs:

Who’da thunk that this game would be a race to three losses? Has King Henry solved his fumbling issues? Can the Chiefs compromised wr room capitalize on the Ravens exploitable pass defense? I’m not sure. Will Mahomes have to win another tilt with his legs? I’ve got questions.

Bears/Raiders:

Chicago winning on the road in a non-conference, near West Coast game seems like a big ask. Old man Carroll will surprise us soon but it may not be this week. Can both teams lose this game? Asking for a friend.

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Brocky

I have the most amazing reaction shot to the bears winning and my comment gets lost in purgatory

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Brocky

Fucking leave it to me to find a way to complain about winning

Redshirt

Redshirt: “Neat, I won $4.”
Brocky: “aAJJASFDKNADSJFJKDLSA;JFNKDSA;FNKDA;SLMF JLASDNFMASDK;FNJKLD;SAFMDSLKAJ;NK;ADSLMFKSAMNKJL;aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…..”

Brocky

…youre not wrong

King Hippo

Thank God, 50 beautiful minutes with teevee box at rest.

Brocky

Somewhere, tony dungy is lurking

Brocky

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fleshwound_NPG

MOAR FG BLOCKAKKE!!!

Mr. Ayo

lol Raidurrs.

Gumbygirl

Raiderp.

LemonJello

BLAPPPT! is a Bears fan?!?

Gatoraids

Raiders doing their best to dispel the myth of Vegas always wins

Doktor Zymm

BLAPPPT sounds more like it should be the god of Tom Brady’s deflated footballs than blocked field goals

King Hippo

They don’t even trust Geno to do the little naked bootleg dumpoff play that Bama (and then Prison Girlfriend today) clinched with. And I understand.

Redshirt

Hard Rock Bet: “Your 4-way Parlay only has Derrick Henry Anytime TD to win $34. You want to cash out at $19?”
Me: “Nah, I have faith in Henry scoring a TD.”
Chiefs:

57ukax
Doktor Zymm

Blame the Ravens too, he has his lowest number of attempts so far this year

fleshwound_NPG

bearistocats?

Doktor Zymm

Even if they lose I can’t see people being like “they gave Geno Smith too much time”

Gumbygirl

Prison Girlfriend could have done me a favor and thrown for more Strange points.

LemonJello

DDUUUUUUUU–

*coughcoughcough*

*sip of water*

VVAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!

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Doktor Zymm

I hope your bandana is laundered!

LemonJello

And pressed. No starch.

fleshwound_NPG

danny derps back

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Field level reply’s at SoFi stadium look fake

King Hippo

Prison Girlfriend gets a big push. From behind.

Mr. Ayo

The Gospel of Fatthew delivers!

jjfozz

Bright spot: now that the ravens are a piece of shit, i can drink early and be blacked out by game time, and won’t worry about missing the game. I WIN!

King Hippo

Adonai Mitchell AGAIN

Mr. Ayo

That’s 12 points off the board because of him. He should be benched.

King Hippo

You misspelled “cut” or “executed.”

fleshwound_NPG

BLEERGH t-bagging CLOTS/RAAMMMMMIT

fleshwound_NPG

LMAO BLEERGH denies a TD run now

Beerguyrob

I’m really enjoying the ASStros misery.

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