Not a bad selection of fixtures but Patty and Lamar is the runaway feature.

To The Games!

Colts/Rams:

I like this game-both teams need to prove to onlookers that they’re for real. If Indy wins Dimes has the inside track on Comeback Player of the Year and outside track for MVP. That’s right, you just read that. My prediction is that the Colts punt more than once, book it. This is weird-Jones is one of the most blitzed QB’s but is also among the least pressured. Funny what happens when a tosser is asked to play behind an above-average offensive line. Also funny is that each DC is using the two year-old playbook that worked so well many moons ago.

Jags/Niners:

A sports yakker was saying that Bosa is the Jenga piece that holds the S.F. D together. Thing is, a Prison Girlfriend-led offense isn’t the best variable to test this theory. Are the Niners the shakiest 3-0 team in the league? Magic Ball says, “Yes”.

Ravens/Chiefs:

Who’da thunk that this game would be a race to three losses? Has King Henry solved his fumbling issues? Can the Chiefs compromised wr room capitalize on the Ravens exploitable pass defense? I’m not sure. Will Mahomes have to win another tilt with his legs? I’ve got questions.

Bears/Raiders:

Chicago winning on the road in a non-conference, near West Coast game seems like a big ask. Old man Carroll will surprise us soon but it may not be this week. Can both teams lose this game? Asking for a friend.

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Doktor Zymm

When I was in my 20s I would get really irritated about all the people meandering around airports like they were drunk idiots in a flower gardern. Now that I’m older, I realize that younger me was 100% correct and a lot of people just inexplicably forget how to walk normally in airports

Mr. Ayo

LAMAR! benched!

BugEyedBoo

Injured – Questionable.

LemonJello

The Cooper Rush era begins in Balmer?

LemonJello

DUVAL? Indeed. DUUUVVAAALLLLLLL!

The Maestro

Well how bout them Jags eh? Wowza.

LemonJello

*Ahem*

DDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beerguyrob

Now that the Ryder Cup is over, do you think Don Jr. can stay off the cocaine long enough to do his chores?

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King Hippo

Parker Washington Can’t Lose!

Beerguyrob

Also, really looking forward to Hawks-Bucs next weekend.

Beerguyrob

Finding gold online today.

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LemonJello

Ooooohhhh, that was a Purdy INT!

DUUUUUVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

King Hippo

RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEE if you want to!

Redshirt

USA! USA!

Redshirt

The Web Gremlins must be MAGA Republicans; they ate the picture of Trump getting a double-bird.

jjfozz

THIS RAVENS DEFENSE HAS MORE HOLES THAN DEAD DRUG DEALER IN BALTIMORE

King Hippo

What happened to y’all? Did the Bills game just break everyone?

Doktor Zymm

I think they have an extra bye or something next week, that should help!

Beerguyrob

Geno Smith is proof you can beat a Jet but you can’t beat the Jets out of a Jet.

Mr. Ayo

Geno Hive assemble! HAHAHA!

LemonJello

Jaguras Defense this drive:

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Doktor Zymm

6-2 at the half is nawt a typical fantasy score for a couple of QBs, but Geno and Caleb are nothing if not atypical!

Redshirt

Three outs to go. Come on, Marlins! Pretend its a World Series game!

Redshirt

We did it! The Darkest Timeline does get Cincinnati Playoffs after all!

SonOfSpam

Congrats on backdooring your way to playoff time!

Redshirt
King Hippo

Two sweetest words in the English language – DEEEE-FAULT!

LemonJello

SHAN’KHLOR tells Butker to fuck all the way off.

Unsurprised

Fitting that Butkisser went too far left

Doktor Zymm

Did he let his pregnant wife sit down for 5 minutes while making dinner?

fleshwound_NPG

whats funny is the clots did this late last year against denver

the 2nd time in just a small handful of nfl games!

Horatio Cornblower

The Ravens seem…bad.

jjfozz

“thanks for the compliment!”

  • the entire Ravens organization
fleshwound_NPG

LOL CLOTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Ayo

Too much gravy on that ball. CLOTS!

King Hippo

NOT THAT THOSE OF US STARTING DIMEBAG NEEDED THOSE 7 POINTS OR ANYTHING GODDAMNIT

King Hippo

HAI, new DSJ!!!

LemonJello

Oh, Clots. Never change.

Unsurprised

Why am I watching this stupid sport?

King Hippo

You understand the meaning of MANDATORY

LemonJello

Gonna lose commissary privileges playing like that, Prison Girlfriend.

Gatoraids

Bhayshul Tuten sounds like a Fawlty Towers character

LemonJello

Or another of Weaselo’s Nocturnes!

jjfozz

fuck.this.team.

King Hippo

The Raiders are ALSO somehow winning, though they’ve shot themselves in the ballsack repeatedly. Is there a full moon?

fleshwound_NPG

no, there is a full bearistocats!

LemonJello

Maybe?

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Unsurprised

God Fucking Damn It!

You have one job, Baltimore.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Europe retains the Ryder Cup. Lowry with the big finish on 18 to win a MOST GLORIOUS TIE in his match and put Europe over the top on aggregate.

LemonJello

Will Ol’Yam Tits have it confiscated going through Customs?

BC Dick

A lot of really slimy people on that European team. They were very disrespectful, rude people, nasty.
We’ll be looking into a few things. Some people saw some cheating from their side. I’ve heard of falsified score cards. Underhanded behaviour and we won’t stand for it.

King Hippo

We really need to get BC Dick his own HBO/CBC show.

LemonJello

Geno still has a bit of that Jet in him, don’t he?

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Horatio Cornblower

I’ve heard it said that when you’re a Jet you’re a Jet for life.

King Hippo

Geno. Just a turd out there.

Mr. Ayo

That’s not my Geno anymore! Thankfully.

Unsurprised

Come on Ravens. Think of KC as another corner dealer and murder the fuck out of them.

Horatio Cornblower

Weird how QBs regress the week after playing Dallas.

Unsurprised

This bar seems nice. Lots of really friendly guys here in WeHo.

King Hippo

We really were a millisecond away from watching a PROFESSIONAL footed ball side get back-to-back delays of game. Originally, was 3rd and 1.

LemonJello

THAT’S MY JAGURAS!

King Hippo

Prison Girlfriend was reeeeeaaaalllllllyyyyyy late on that throw, but made up for it with inaccuracy. How are y’all UP 14-3??

LemonJello

Meth?
Its probably meth.

King Hippo

Jeanty breaks his duck WOO

Beerguyrob

Please celebrate, all those who rejoice.

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LemonJello

Excuse me while I go and hammer on some garbage cans in celebration

Horatio Cornblower

Fuck that team.

jjfozz

DMV, wow they are past scraping the bottom of the barrel

also , fuck tony romo in the ass with a nail studded bat

Redshirt

More, please.

LemonJello

Peanut Punch! Drink!

LemonJello

DDDDUUUUUUUVVVAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Doktor Zymm

Congrats to Scotchy’s VEP!

Fun thing about listening to Red Zone, pick up some things you might not have noticed otherwise, like Jalen Hurts audible of “Big fella! Big fella!”

LemonJello

QUAD BOX ON REDZONE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

King Hippo

frowns in Helena

King Hippo

Humps/RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! is low-key interesting

Redshirt

The Battle to Avoid 1-3!

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