Round The Second: The Usual Slate

Off we go.

To The Games!

Chargers/Giants:

Dart Start Day in New Jersey! Calloo Callay! Jaxon will see things (coverages and blitz packages) he’s never seen before and I hope one of them is not ghosts. At 3-0 the Chargers look formidable but aren’t a juggernaut just yet. The Giants will help them get there. It seems that Harbaugh has most pieces in place and it’s just a matter of time. #truthkhaki

Titans/Texans:

Houston better get their first win here or the season is a bust. A Lucy Pinder-sized bust.

Commies/Falcons:

Atlanta fixed their offensives woes by…firing Ike Hilliard the wr coach? C’mon! Daniels has been ruled out so Mariota gets the start. I can see this as being a run-heavy game as Bijan and the Commies committee get all kinds of action.

Saints/Bills:

Welcome to the Buffalo Massacre. The Bills are on 10 days rest and New Orleans are on their last legs. Prediction? Buffalo puts up a 40 spot and Truth Biscuit starts the 4th.

Eagles/Bucs:

If both Wirfs and Godwin make it back this is a helluva game. Baker has a big enough chip on his shoulder that I think he can pull this out in the last few seconds if it comes down to that. Here’s a record scratch for you-Tampa is 7-1 vs Philly in their last eight tilts.

Browns/Lions:

Detroit’s potent run game (rock) vs Cleveland’s daunting rush D. (scissors) Wait, wrong game. On paper this looks like a low-scoring tussle but sometimes these games go in the complete opposite direction. Is Judkins a thing? If he runs for 80+ yards today I think he is.

Panthers/Pats:

Carolina pulled off a stunner last week that told us just how bad a spot the Falcons are in. I don’t like saying it but it seems that New England is slowly improving and will make the steady crawl to a .500 record this year.

Do your thing.