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Round The Last: Wiping The Smirk Off Jerrah’s Face Edition

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Only three more hours to go. I’m tired. I’m not the wet behind the ears, naive late 40’s man I used to be.

To The Game!

Packers/Cowboys:

Is Shaudenfavre a word? It is now. Micah “Missing From Dallas” Parsons played mental hopscotch with Jones and won his freedom and a big, fat contract. Kudos to him. He and Rashan Gary could give DAK! all kinds of trouble this evening. Oh and Lamb is out? The news gets better and better for that 6.5 point spread.

It’s been a long time putting all these together, that’s it for me.

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fleshwound_NPG

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WCS

Are you experiencing and numbness or weakness on one side?

Are you able to hold both arms out in front of you like Frankenstein’s monster?

I want you to repeat this phrase: early bird catches the worm.

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Doktor Zymm

If Dr. Frankenstein had put a little more effort into sourcing decent shoulder and knee joints for his monster the whole escapade might have gone a bit better

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yeah right

I owe today’s longevity to Irish breakfast tea and toast with Mrs Litre’s strawberry jam.

So good I’ll do it again next Sunday.

Night!

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Senor Weaselo

You had me at Irish Breakfast.

/Because it’s so hard to find a good Scottish Breakfast, and if I’m at Apartment Weaselo I don’t have access to Senorita Weaselo’s tea stash, and I’m out of my Dragon Eye

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SonOfSpam

All breakfasts should feature baked beans because farts are funny.

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WCS

Anyone ever experienced a walk-off tie before?

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Beerguyrob

Fucking fuckity fuck. Jordan Love is mid.

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fleshwound_NPG

nobody wins, everybody loses:

-GB is a fraud to not beat dallas
-the glorious tie might actually be a bad tie-breaker for dallas’ tank

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Doktor Zymm

Ugh, followed immediately by an ICE recruiting commercial directed at Denver Law Enforcement

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Gumbygirl

Wow.

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Brick Meathook

Wait . . . there’s ties in the NFL?

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Wakezilla

“UNACCEPTABLE!”

–Donovan McNabb–

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Doktor Zymm

To summarize this game:
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Bogdanski

But that looks good. The game looked like shit

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Col. Duke LaCross

Even St. Carradine got what he wanted today.

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yeah right

Made the whole slate of games!

Out!

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fleshwound_NPG

LMAO

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WCS

ALL HAIL MOST GLORIOUS TIE

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Brocky

Damn it. I was hoping both teams would lose.

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Senor Weaselo

You get half of it?

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Redshirt

This was certainly a game no one deserved to win.

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Horatio Cornblower

40-40 has to be a scorigami.

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Mr. Ayo

Correctamundo!

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Mr. Ayo

Get out your sisters. This is going to be a tie!

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Doktor Zymm

Holy shit! Tiiiiiiiieeeeee

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WCS

Jerrah’s mouth herpes is back.

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Redshirt

With this year, you know this is gonna end with a blocked field goal attempt.

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Horatio Cornblower

Does Jerry Jones have an axe-wound on his head and a cold sore on his mouth?

The fuck have you been up to, Jerrah?

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Gumbygirl

He’s decomposing

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Horatio Cornblower

I can’t be that lucky

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Doktor Zymm

Does Jerral’s pacemaker have a setting for this? Is it the same as the setting for snorting coke off a hooker?

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Horatio Cornblower

So Matt Eberflus is a Make-A-Wish kid who no one has the heart to tell his time is up, right?

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Redshirt

Draw! Draw! Draw!

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Redshirt

Okay, I guess I can’t post pictures or something?

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Redshirt

Uno-draw-2-cards.webp (1080×1080)

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Senor Weaselo

I think the problem is it’s a WEBP and not a JPG

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Redshirt

Ah, okay. That makes sense.

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Doktor Zymm

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I never would have guessed Wilson was a NFL RB

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WCS

We want a tie!

We want a tie!

We want a tie!

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Horatio Cornblower

Green Bay tearing off big chunks of yardage on the ground and suddenly Collinsworth isn’t talking about Green Bay being victimized by the unfamiliar warmth of Dallas.

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Wakezilla

So, who do you think Dallas and Green Bay will choose if this game goes to a shootout?

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Redshirt

I started this day with Sunday Morning Football and I’m ending it with Monday Morning Football.

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Redshirt

This may be too much, but I think this game should end with time running out on the Packers on this drive.

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Redshirt

I’d like to thank Hippo for falling asleep and missing this game. I look forward to a one dismissive sentence in soon-to-be-today’s post.

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Horatio Cornblower

Man, if Dallas loses this game because Parsons got Dak from behind to save a TD in OT I suspect Ol’ Double J might have some questions asked in a way he doesn’t like.

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Doktor Zymm

So the Packers can only beat good teams I guess?

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Redshirt

How in the hell are the Jets, Dolphins, Bengals and Broncos supposed to follow this game? Combine the fields and play a Chinese Checkers version of NFL Football?!

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Senor Weaselo

Chess 4 it is!

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Doktor Zymm

The four teams kinda correspond to the four elements (jets-air, dolphins-water, bengals-fire, broncos-earth) so if we combine the fields cross-wise and add an element-themed obstacle in each end zone that would be pretty neat. First team to score in each end zone wins!

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WCS

Okay, catch of the season.

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Redshirt

Which one? Didn’t Pickens have an amazing catch earlier this game?

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh we are full plaid on that catch.

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Horatio Cornblower

Pickens almost lost his pants and became an honorary DFOer on that play.

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Redshirt

Interesting strategy not covering George Pickens.

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Horatio Cornblower

“Who?”

-Green Bay secondary

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Redshirt

This game is so off-the-rails, my betting app turned off all additional bets.

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Brocky

If we they play the full 10 minutes, can we take a quarter away from jets/dolphins tomorrow?

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Senor Weaselo

Can we anyway?

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Redshirt

I don’t even want to play the Bengals game. Let’s just call it a tie and call it a Week 4. Or flip a coin and the loser forfeits 2-0.

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Redshirt

I’m okay with going to 10 minute quarters in Bengals-Broncos game to donate 20 minutes to this one.

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yeah right

I was just going to brag about surviving the entire slate of football.

That may no longer be true.

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Mr. Ayo

Just 10 more minutes. We swear!

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yeah right

Oh goddammit.

OK.

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WCS

Really had to twist your arm and use the thumb screws to get you to agree.

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Horatio Cornblower

Guess I’ll be watching a little more football than I thought.

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Mr. Ayo

FREE FOOTBALL!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Redshirt

Overtime. Sure, why not?!

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Redshirt

That’s right. Take away that block, this game is 35-35.

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WCS

TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE

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Mr. Ayo

Guys, David Carradine cannot get erect anymore

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Gatoraids

-David Carridine

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Horatio Cornblower

“Man, no one remembers INXS anymore”

-Michael Hutchence

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Gumbygirl

Yes, please!

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Gatoraids

Well i just left to make another drink but didnt think i had this good of a reason to do it

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Brocky

This game is legitimately entertaining.

I almost kinda hate that I dislike both teams

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Unsurprised

God Fucking Damn It!

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