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Round The Last: Wiping The Smirk Off Jerrah’s Face Edition

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Only three more hours to go. I’m tired. I’m not the wet behind the ears, naive late 40’s man I used to be.

To The Game!

Packers/Cowboys:

Is Shaudenfavre a word? It is now. Micah “Missing From Dallas” Parsons played mental hopscotch with Jones and won his freedom and a big, fat contract. Kudos to him. He and Rashan Gary could give DAK! all kinds of trouble this evening. Oh and Lamb is out? The news gets better and better for that 6.5 point spread.

It’s been a long time putting all these together, that’s it for me.

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yeah right

Turns out I have Doubs and Jeanty and I haven’t even started Achane yet.

2-2 sounds nice after an 0-2 start.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lol, suck it, Green Bay

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WCS

LATE GAME BANANACAKES ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

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Horatio Cornblower

Well I just got back from a most excellent concert and what in the absolute fuck is going on in Dallas?

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Redshirt

Green Bay and Dallas’s defense decided to call it an early day.

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Unsurprised

The prominent ads for blockchain.com are a nice touch

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jjfozz

Oh, also forgot that the other week she said “there’s a difference between blacks and n-word” Except she used the word

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Redshirt

Look, I love the Martin Luther King speech in Boondocks too, but even I know I’m not allowed to quote it!

Not posting a link because it involves the n-word, but its worth watching.

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Horatio Cornblower

Nickelback?

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WCS

There were very good people on both sides in Charlottesville, too.

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Brocky

Found a funny:

who has seven thumbs, and just got fired from the morgue?

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WCS

Ed Gein?

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Redshirt

Reds-Dodgers play at 9:08? I know its been a fortnight since the Redlegs have been in the Playoffs (except for the Pandemic), but I didn’t know the Postseason also had Midnight Madness.

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Horatio Cornblower

The early rounds, with the need to get all the games in, are insane.

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Doktor Zymm

Dammit, totally forgot to look for Blucifer on the way out of the airport! Will have to remember to keep an eye out on the way back

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Doktor Zymm

Does Denver have ay particularly good regional food I should try to get for lunch tomorrow?

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Mr. Ayo

Denver Omelete

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yeah right

Cherry cricket makes a killer green chile burger.

Also look for Biker Jim’s. I had a jalapeno elk dog that was fantastic.

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Unsurprised

Anything with green chile. Huevos rancheros. The Denver omelette. For lunch – probably just the green chile cheeseburger or their version of Albuquerque turkey (guess what’s in it).

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yeah right

Also consider a chile verde breakfast burrito.

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Unsurprised

JFC. How could I forget breakfast burritos

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Bogdanski

Jesus fucking christ Green bay

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Unsurprised

Oh, fuck this.

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jjfozz

This evening my super christian, super rightous mother in law used the term “jew ’em down”. Not sure Jesus would appreciate that one.

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WCS

You can’t make this shit up.

EDIT: Is she wearing all black for Charles Kirk?

Last edited 6 months ago by WCS
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Well, Republican Jesus might…

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1im5jxo/jesus_is_republican_apparently/

Last edited 6 months ago by BrettFavresColonoscopy
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bah, fuck you, reddit

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Unsurprised

Evergreen

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Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

American Jebus

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Redshirt

The 2nd worst thing ever to happen to Jesus Christ.

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Redshirt

Per Google, that phrase is antisemitic. I also forgot to go on Incognito Mode, so I am likely now on yet another watchlist.

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Unsurprised

It could’ve been worse. At least she said “Jew”

Last edited 6 months ago by Unsurprised
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

you should ask her why she’s still around; wasn’t she supposed to get Raptured last week?

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Brick Meathook

The command center at my media compound this evening:

https://ibb.co/jkrkGkJX

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Brocky

I’m going to make this joke before Redshirt does

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That looks like if the Dune popcorn bucket were a building

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WCS

Dune popcorn bucket were a building

is a series of words I’ve never seen before, or would have expected to see at any point in my existence.

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SonOfSpam

Bad Bunny? Well, it’ll piss off all the right people. Plus, as bunnies go he’s kinda bad.

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Brocky

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WCS

Another Sunday of chasing various WCS spawn around. Ireland was a successful business trip for some in the Clubhouse, and an excuse to party earlier than usual for others.

Catch me up on what’s goings on in these parts? Yinz’re stuck with me all night again, or at least until I fall into YooToob chasm, or the proverbial defecation hits the oscillation in Allegheny County.

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Gumbygirl

I suck at fantasy football. I’m going to lose to Senor, and he didn’t even start one of his running backs. His other one got as many as my two did.

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WCS

I suck so bad, I lost despite not being part of the league. Don’t beat yourself up.

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Gumbygirl

I’m not, I’m just stunned at the suckitude!

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Senor Weaselo

I’m pretty sure DAK! is gonna win you this.

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Don T

Heh heh. Looking forward for an All-Español Owl halftime. Una pizca
https://youtu.be/Toq85_RPmus?si=SLkBcLG7rViEhqrl

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Gumbygirl

They’re all getting deported after the show.

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LemonJello

During. They’re getting deported during the show.

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SonOfSpam

All because we let you go to Vegas a couple years ago.

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LemonJello

Halftime act is Bad Bunny

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Wakezilla

This has been a good game. That’s good to get it out of everyone’s system because tomorrow shouldn’t be watched by anyone

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LemonJello

SUDDEN. CHANGE.

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Mr. Ayo

HOW DO YA LIKE MY NEW PARSONS?!?!

YEE HAW! I’M FUCKING CRAZY!

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The Maestro

Almost a catch there by The Great Gazoo.

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Redshirt

Dallas Coach has a paper with the header “TOP 3RD DOWN THOUGHTS“. Now I’m going to spend the rest of the game wondering what is on that entire 8×11 paper.

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Mr. Ayo

Ten thoughts I thought I thought on 3rd down

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Maybe

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LemonJello

In the Quiet Car, on the way to Wichita.

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Don T

1. Get more conversions than Mormons in Vatican City

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

If it’s left over from Mike McCarthy it’s probably covered in ice cream and spit anyway.

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LemonJello

Da fuq is Golden trying to prove?

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LemonJello

Double Da Fuq is LaFleur trying to prove?

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The Maestro

More like Matthew Iron Pyrite, imo,,,,

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Beerguyrob

BOOM!

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LemonJello

BLEERGH is jealous of BLAPPT’s attention this NFL Sunday.

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Redshirt

Blogging The Boys
@BloggingTheBoys
Only right the Cowboys have 2 points given how many deuces they are dropping on the field.

Can a non-DFO member get bannered?

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Brick Meathook

You should have just stolen it.

“Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.” -T.S. Eliot

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Brocky

I got a banner quote by once repeating a joke I had heard elsewhere. It fit though

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Wakezilla

If the defense forces a turnover on an extra point and runs it back for a score, it should be considered a touchdown, not a safety

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Redshirt

Two points, but the ensuing kickoff has to be a Safety Punt from the 20.

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Wakezilla

I get that, but an offense should be punished for their blunder. Any other time, it’s a touchdown, so why not have it be a TD, and the team (this case the Packers), have to kick it off?

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Redshirt

We could increase it, but let’s have some fun, two points added to the defense score and one point reduced from the kicking team.

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Gumbygirl

Are you fucking kidding me! I need points from Green Bay’s kicker

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Brocky

I picked him up from waivers and started him. I am sorry

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Redshirt

2-point Defensive Conversion!

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LemonJello

BLAPPT! in Prime Time!

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Mr. Ayo

The blockkakkes will continue until morale improves.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Gazoo caught a TD pass, cool

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NotShogunButShogun

Romeo oh Romeo wherefore art…oh there you are!

And SUDDEN change!

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LemonJello

12 on the field negates a Dallas INT. Oh, how fun!

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Doktor Zymm

If soylent green is people, does that mean soylent green bay is cowpeople?

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NotShogunButShogun

Nah. Mostly barley, wheat, and hops

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Doktor Zymm

The good news: nfl+ streaming works with the in-flight wifi
The bad news: Dallas

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Gatoraids

I havent seen a Golden book it like that since the Poky Little Puppy

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Unsurprised

Taking this time to note that Carroll showed Reid-like clock management on that game.

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Unsurprised

Conserve, you fucking animals. OpenAI needs multiple nuclear reactors worth of power for losers to make slop and have boyfriend bots.

Last edited 6 months ago by Unsurprised
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Wakezilla

Doubs’ helmet looks like someone entered the big head code in NFL Blitz

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Doktor Zymm

I can see it now, Romeo Doubs is gonna have a 20+ point game putting me in the lead in Freezer Vodka going into Monday where I will lose to a kicker. Book it.

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NotShogunButShogun

And we’re off.

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LemonJello

Like a prom dress!

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Redshirt

Except for Dallas’ date who based on the first drive is a lovely Puritan lass whose parents only allows dating if the boyfriend is handcuffed and the mother and father follows with loaded pistols in case he gets handsy.

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LemonJello

I would prefer you not bring up my freshman homecoming date experience. Ever. Again.

Thankyouverymuch

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Mr. Ayo

Woah, check out the Casanova over here getting a date as a freshman.

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Don T

Evening. Looking forward to a spanking by the GB D. Could settle for slumber by CBD.

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LemonJello

My condolences on your team’s defeat on an early bye week.

Duval!

Last edited 6 months ago by LemonJello
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Don T

With respect,
🖕🏼

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LemonJello

That’s my email signature block!

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Gumbygirl

Oh good, no internet.

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LemonJello

When did you move to North Korea?

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Gumbygirl

We’re all in North Korea now.

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LemonJello

Well, the parades should be kickass from now on.

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Gumbygirl

And we’ll all be skinny!

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Unsurprised

North Korea is freer

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Mr. Ayo

Shut the fuck up Chris!

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Redshirt

That reminds me, I have alternatives: SIRIUS, SAP, Youtube Creaters, Long Nail Hammered in My Ears. Decisions, decisions.

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LemonJello

While Long Nail Hammered in My Ears is intriguing, have you thought about Football to the Groin?

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Redshirt

But then I cannot move and still hear Cris’s voice.

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LemonJello

The Owl halftime will be announced tonight! Catch the fever!!

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Senor Weaselo

It’s not me.

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LemonJello

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SonOfSpam

Ted Nugent and Kid Rock.

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Jimbo

Carrie Underwood and that country singer who said the N-word, too lazy to look him up.

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SonOfSpam

all of them? except maybe Charley Pride

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Redshirt

I took a $5 flier on Parsons Anytime TD. I have a weak spot for revenge.

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SonOfSpam

20-1? 25?

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Redshirt

+5000 = 50-1: $5 returns $255

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LemonJello

Ol’DubbleJ is approaching Cryptkeeper territory. Yikes!

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SonOfSpam

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, I’ve missed all the football today, is it too late to make fun of Rikki and rub his face in it?

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LemonJello

Never.

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fleshwound_NPG

“i’ve always been right”

you’ve been wrong since 1996, jerry boy

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Mr. Ayo

Thank goodness for a mute button.

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Gumbygirl

I need big bongo points from Dak. I am so screwed.

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King Hippo

I am fading the Romeo Doubs breakout game.

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Don T

————🔥
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Mr. Ayo

SMRT!

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NotShogunButShogun

You got something from big head

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Senor Weaselo

You’re slated to win by 8 points. Tony Pollard (on my bench because of not swapping in time) scored 9.1.

It’s grounds for Senor to the Angry Dome!

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