The people demand MOAR, and here is what y’all get:
Paedo State (+2.5) at Team Cornpone (7:00, Peacock)
Oh man, the Sickos Committee has to be ALL OVER this shitfest. It will trly be an offense against God and Man.
Tennessee (+7.5) at Roll Damn Tide (7:30, ABC)
Derby Nite! Intersectional/border state hatred often makes GOOD FITBAW, and I surely am looking forward to this.
Troi Boiz (+9.5) at Notre Dame (7:30, NBC)
As mentioned last week, this is the whole ball of wax. Fucking Domers are in the playoffs if they win tonight. I don’t think Troi Boiz have it in them, but let’s hope this is one of those numerous times that Hippo is wrong.
Missouri (-1.5) at War Damn Eagle (7:45, SECN)
Prediction time! If Hugh Freeze loses this matchup, he’ll get the sack before their next fixture. All the firings sure entertain my honky ass.
Team Secular Big Love (-3.5) at Original Recipe Big Love (8:00, Fox)
Ah see WHITE PPL. “Holy War” is a pretty badass Derby moniker, though. That’s OG shit!
Florida State (-18.5) at Stanford (10:30, ESPN)
How fucking bad do you have to be before you are a THREE SCORE home dog to a Semenholes crew that’s 0-3 in ACC play? Pssssstttt – there’s a reason you NEVAR hear anything about ND’s rivalry series with HODOR’s Tree being in danger.
Tomorrow is a London game. Sheeee-it. Grumblegrumblegrumble. I’ll set my alarm, but I make no promises.
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NOW THIS GUY GUMBYGIRL NOW I CALL THIS GUY THE CHIEF EXEUTIVE OF THE UNITES STATES BECAUSE EVERY DECLARATION ENDS WITH THE CLEAR UNDERSTAND THAT SHE ISN’T GOING TO DO IT AND WILL INSTEAD BE SLEEPING IN MAKEUP!
Had me first suicide-by-train about 90 minutes ago.
FD on scene describe their clean-up as, “we’ll be here a while.”
JFC. At least that’s not much time for you to attend to.
I am making artisan white claws. Thanks Don T.
Only the finest for DFOers!
Put that shit in the freezer where it belongs
/I have no authoritah in Canadia
FC Valour Fog?
Winnipeg’s only team I don’t support.
I like Malort and really like Skyline Chili. So does BC Dick, does that mean we are indigenoUs to like, Akron?
Get this man 50 Big Turk bars, stat. Also, does a hot dog count as a sandwich?
There is a lot of dfo going on here.
Geno Malkin drills the ENG, now leading 3-0 over the Ice Niners. Pens salvaging this weekend a little.
It means you must be locked up and studied, to see what can be extracted for the rest of humanities benefit
Just Malörted a good friend of mine. She thought it tasted fine. 10 secs later, not happy. Zymm is my pusher.
As a (lapsed) Irish Catholic, it really irks me when Notre Dame succeeds.
And as a football fan.
Update on the new waffle-weave robe. It’s true that it’s not lightweight enough to be a summer robe, but it is admirable as an autumn robe. The pockets remain kinda weird, but better in the full hammock as compared to the hammock chair
I just realized I’m still wearing a bra. And pants. The horror!
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What the fuck, my picture disappeared
Let’s try a different one
Kitty!
Puppeh!
Oh dear! I hope you remedied the situation posthaste!
I took everything off, just to be safe. And then I went door to door, warning the neighbors.
Tempted to downvote…
I don’t like robe pockets.
I have a feeling women are generally okay with wearing pockets that are not functional if they’re cute. So I’ve figured that’s just part of the expectation with wearing any robe — it’s made to women’s likings.
Fuck that. Pockets need to be functional, ESPECIALLY on a robe. I don’t buy clothes without functional pockets now that such things are actually available and assholes who make fake or ‘cute’ pockets should burn in hell where they belong
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
Bama still takes Tennessee’s lunch money while giving them swirlies.
Repo Man (the real one) remains one of the best movies of all time, and kids nowadays suck in comparison
https://youtu.be/m3b5Q7b8YXo
I haven’t seen that in yonks. I need to find it, great movie!
“Let’s get sushi…and not pay!!!”
Fucking SC, can’t do THEIR ONE JORB
I motion to make “Late night” hawkey be mandatory at least twice a week. At least two shifts, please and thank you, Gary Bettman.
Bettman remains an intergalactic disgrace.
I once knew a man from St. Ivany…
His dick went down to his knee…
I couldn’t help but to stare
for a man was already there
in front on his knees named Sidney Crosby!
Ice HOX are embracing this change with their fourth (4th) straight overtime game.
MAHURA! FUCK AND YES. EAT SHIT TORONTO!
Are the Mormons doing a color rush? Seems scandalous
They didn’t separate their laundry before soaking.
#MarkOfCain (smgdh)
Gigantic Coca-Cola billboard in the stadium in Provo. SCANDALOUS!
JV Safety Dance SponsoUred by BLEERGH!
If I was an athlete or coach I think I’d get a big necklace that just says “FUCK” and wear it on the sidelines, so the cameras could never show me on tv.
Neck tattoo
Adermatoglyphia is a pretty fun genetic condition
But Lisztomania has a kewler song written about it smgdh
No fingerprints? I’d be criming like a mofo!
https://youtu.be/5rtvEDP4UTI
There it is!
That’s back to back home shutouts for T.E.A.M. guy at Bucky Badger, right? I don’t even recall my Wolven Sort ever doing THAT.
Yep, hasn’t happened to them since the 60’s
Maryland should hire James “Walking Penis” Franklin. His level of cromulence gets a statue built there. And he could really rub it in the Paedos’ faces.
Again, the Third Saturday in October is actually on the third Saturday in October.
Amazing how things lined up that way, ain’t it PPPPPAAAAAWWWLLLLLL???
But what do the snozzberriers taste like?
Posted in the previous thread before I realized the new one was up:
I should learn Ffrench (French with a Welsh accent) and open a bar in St. Something
St. Gwwwwyynnnfffddd.
Nobody ever buys a vowel on their Wheel of Fortune,
Do they have any?
“You do WHAT with the sheep!?”
-French and Welsh patrons at the same time
I’m in.
/hopes that a visit to an island does not end up make me a minion of Doks
Don’t worry, I prefer minions that enjoy their work, it’s entirely voluntary and the benefits are quite good!
Cowbells in FG range in The Swamp, down 2 with :38 to play…
/cue the Fat Guy Pickerception to snap pride from the jaws of utter humiliation
Lotta games between teams with little numbers next to their names!
Fightin’ Misters Pickle have caught up with Gumbygirl’s crew…
SAVED BY VAR!!
We won! That’s because we finally ended the Trent Dilfer Experiment. Never go full Dilfer!
Now that the No Kings stuff has died down, our local GOP group is setting up for their Pro Pedophile Rally.
They’ll be demanding a posthumous Presidential Medal of FreeDUM for Epstein before the year is out.
There was a pathetic loser at Costco today with a Charlie Kirk shirt. He also had brown polyester pants pulled up to his armpits, a beret, and a pecil thin mustache. Such a fucking dweeb, I couldn’t even work up any hate. Pitiful.
Dude’s just lost, lonely, and needs something to rally around.
Does it have to be Fascism?
Better than the Denver Broncos.