Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.
We’re got to the end of the list of quotes that I was using and need to find a new list. If anyone has suggestions let me know below. Or maybe I’ll just ramble here about whatever, and then no more quotes. shrugs. Not sure yet.
Work is not helping me slack during the day and that’s limiting my time to go find things to put here.
Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.
Since Week Three of the 2025 season, the Stillers are 3-0, and the rest of the AFC North is a combined 1-11.
WCS
Maybe the Chiefs should think about signing Tyler Robinson; he hasn’t missed once.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Fun fact: The 49rs are named for the number of players they have on IR
Fred Warner is super duper done for the season with the ankle version of Tyreek’s knee, and along with Bosa being out that’s the defense neutered. I suspect they’ll still limp/drag themselves into the playoffs just because their schedule is so insanely easy, and they might even do so by winning the division while having a losing record within the division which would be hilarious, but one and done for sure
Doktor Zymm
Oh Christ, the Patriots are now in 1st in the AFC East. That’s just fahckin’ great.
Horatio Cornblower
WE HAHVE SAFFERD THROUGAH YEAHS OF PAIN AND DEFEAT! WE AWE OWED THIS!
jjfozz
NO ONE DENIES THIS
WCS
So it’s time for the random Duchess to pop in because of ADHD and life commitments…
How the fuck yall doing?
Duchess
Not much. I may change my hotocopy place and Madre becsme a widow a few tears ago. Much peppier now 😁
Sorry to hear that man… let’s see
Duchess got engaged
The SO’s father passed 4 months before the wedding
Got married
Got a new job
and now have a 3-month-old lil Duchess
Duchess
I feel bad for the LADWP guy who has to check meters today.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
They still have those? We’re automated, haven’t seen a meter guy in about 6-7 years.
SonOfSpam
You know I think they actually can do it remotely but for some reason they just don’t.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Good to see meter people employed I guess. Can’t wait til AI takes over utility bills:
APRIL: $5.00
MAY: $350.00
JUNE: $0
JULY $1,354,982.00
SonOfSpam
I think the last watch I wore regularly was this beauty in high school.
Yes, it helped me get girls…to leave the area.
SonOfSpam
THESE NEW YORK RANGERS, I CALL THEM A 20-SOMETHING WHO MOVED BACK IN WITH THEIR PARENTS, BECAUSE THEY CAN’T SCORE AT HOME!
Senor Weaselo
Wife: We’re going to paint the ceiling.
Me: That’s a job for professionals.
So, we paint the ceiling.
Wife: This ceiling looks terrible. I’m calling a professional painter. You were right.
Me: Expect to never hear the end of this.
jjfozz
Wife:
BeefReeferLives
Brick Meathook
Current mood:
SonOfSpam
Greetings from Jeonju, South Korea. It’s raining, and I’m jet-lagged and hungry.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
This reminds me of when Joe Flacco rescued all those orphans from the fire.
Brick Meathook
there was more defense on the french countryside in may 1940 than this game, al
fleshwound_NPG
THESE BENGALS I CALL THEM JARED FOGLE BECAUSE THEY JUST SCORED WITH N.FANT
SonOfSpam
having a bourbon with my oldest son, you know the one who I watched being born, the one that i made all the mistakes with, the one who has exceeded every expectation at the age of 21. fucking hell.
jjfozz
Had beers tonight with a friend who had a massive heart attack this summer. the amount of actions that led to him NOT dieing blew my mind. i guess when it’s your time, it’s your time.
Also, he said, “It’s all about diet.’
I had two bratwurst for lunch today.
jjfozz
I should stay in an ice hotel at some point
Doktor Zymm
Deci and I can build you an igloo in the back yard and you could have access to my basement pub. Plus comes with emotional support pug!
litre_cola
Puggle!
Doktor Zymm
Oh HAI!
litre_cola
Home safe and sound and…
I’m on vacation motherfuckers!
WOOOOOO!!!
yeah right
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!
I think my upstairs neighbors from Hell are moving out!
I’m gonna break out the dance party music as soon as I confirm.
Four fucking years of listening to the upstairs assholes who refuse to take off their shoes on HARDWOOD FLOORS and it could be coming to an end.
Happy fucking vacation to me!
yeah right
DOOR FLIES OPEN
“OH! I’VE JUST SPENT TEN DAYS IN THE CARIBBEAN AND BOY, IS MY LIVER TIRED!”
checks score
“Goddammit, Jaguras!”
DOOR FLIES SHUT
LemonJello
I wish someone would at least try to have press conferences that are as fun as Clinton Portis’s were
Doktor Zymm
Greetings from South Korea, where I am sore and cranky from having slept on the floor for three nights running (we are staying in “traditional” housing). I just saw the news regarding Doug Martin – it’s a shame that his life was cut short, and…[is assaulted by the ghost of Doug Martin]
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Found a funny:
HER: once you’re in the family, there’s no getting out. Capisce?
ME: whispering to my boyfriend what kind of Olive Garden is this?
rockingdog
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Overheard at grocery store: “Hey, even if the M’s would have won, no way we’re beating the Dodgers. They’re what the damn Yanks used to be: The best team money can buy”
Me: Sour grapes, sure, but…
“You’re right, but still go fuck yourself”
Am I the only one with Champions League on the background? I figured this would be Hippos and others’ all-day topic.
I hate too many of the teams, and they always win during this stage
Since I’m staying RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOTHIC QUARTER I have to say this isn’t quite as noisy as when the DFOCON stayed on Fremont street in Vegas but we’re having this conversation.
At least you aren’t right on La Rambla!
Uhhh.
/ is right on La Rambla
🙊 I wonder if they’ve cleaned it up or if you’re gonna get a ton of invitations from ladies of the evening on your walks home? Do report back!
I stayed at a hostel on La Rambla. I did not get laid.
/Frotcast letters callback from Hell
Where are you?
I guess Barcelona 😀
He appears to be in “the office”.
I don’t know why this song popped into my brain, but Imma go with it!
https://youtu.be/O94CW_tIEzU?si=qyDYkbO6TOUOOntF
Just came back from an early gym visit, since this afternoon and evening are clusterfucks.
We’re walking up the stairs and Mrs. Horatio announces, loudly and to no one in particular “Oh shit, I’m so high”
Anyway, good workouts all the way around.
Touchdown Barcelona.
Got a nice cold Estrella with Jamon Iberico, garlic prawns and some manchego cheese ordered. This place is fucking nuts.
That jamon was crying, fatty, sweaty, salty tears of joy as it melted over and coated every single one of my tastebuds.
Then I ordered garlic shrimp and pan tomate and I’ve been here for 2 hours and I’m not sure I’m going home.
As a hat tip to Dok I’m drinking a glass of cava.
Salud!
I also had a Casio watch just like that in high school. As for girls…yeah…(mumbles into Trapper Keeper)
my assumption is that most of us had a watch like that at some point.
I did not have a Casio, but I did have a Dungeons & Dragons Players’ Handbook around most of the time so, samsies regarding the girls.
Woohoo! My new phone, the Titan 2, just shipped! Good thing too since my Titan slim is literally falling apart. The back panel is warped and cracked and although it works fine it looks kinda like the battery is about to explode so I keep expecting them to kick me off planes
Looks cool, I didn’t know they still made phones with physical keyboards. Makes me miss my old blackberry.
I have never had a phone without a physical keyboard and hopefully I never will
But do you have a phone with a dial?
this reminds me that I need to talk to work about getting a new phone
GTD: I could use a new work phone.
Work: You’re still an employee? Hmmm…
co-workers: we’ve been covering for him for years
co-workers: also, that is NOT his stapler. He did NOT bring it from home.
I thought that Titan 2 was what was taking Elon Musk to Mars.
Titan II rockets launched all the Gemini missions, back in the mid-1960s.
Elon hasn’t caught up to that yet, sixty years later.
https://ibb.co/qY3hR1qt
Can it be a one way trip?
Random Weirdness, great band though, saw them at SXSW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB_drSViiiw&list=RDdju4e74Dqf0&index=2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dju4e74Dqf0&list=RDdju4e74Dqf0&start_radio=1
I don’t like Rush but this cover is aight.
Limit AI to remixing cover songs and I can be on board with it
Holy shit, try this one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpgKuT5r3bM&list=RDMpgKuT5r3bM&start_radio=1
That was excellent
Try this one, Cream works as Funk as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofikU2BDqyc