Last But Not Least

Not a bad tilt to end the proceedings. Let’s do it.

To The Game!

Packers/Steelers:

-Huzzah! The pettiest of man child’s (menchildren?) meets the team that ran him out of town,

-Green Bay is favored by three? Huh. Love’s play last week vs the Cards was a bit wonky in that he only threw for 179 and was under pressure a fair bit.

-Pitt is 4-2 but the voodoo is alive and well because the offense is only 25th and the D is outside the top 15. (19th)

-Ugh. With 14 TD tosses to date Rodgers is on a pace to surpass the Old Grey Dick’s record of 34.

-Parsons is on a tear-he had three sacks last week-but Broderick Jones held Myles Garrett without a sack a few weeks ago.

-Christian Watson is finally back from the ACL tear he suffered last season. They’d better bring him back slowly-the kid is made of glass.

Go get ’em.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bumblebees vs White Cheddar uniforms? What a terrible day to have eyes.

Brick Meathook

Are the Packers the yellow team?

Bogdanski

They’re the all-white team. Just like the citizens of northern and western Wisconsin prefer

BC Dick

Green Bay was the first team to have black offensive lineman, weren’t they? Or maybe Oakland. I’ve heard some very pro equality quotes from Vince Lombardi. Maybe they are from east Wisconsin?

fleshwound_NPG

see? not a fade at the goal line! and it worked!

(ironically, a fade to a much bigger dk metcalf wouldn’t have been a BAD call)

Mr. Ayo

These underthrown PI calls are complete bullshit. He wasn’t going to catch that.

fleshwound_NPG

“ChatGPT, how do I get out of bed”

Brick Meathook

What hath God wrought ???

Am I death incarnate, destroyer of worlds ???

Just kidding, I spilled a bit of my drink. Not all of it, praise Allah and Moses and of course Jesus H. Christ, our only true Lord as far as I know.

How y’all doin’? These NFL uniforms are hurting my eyes. Other than that it’s all good.

fleshwound_NPG

packers look unfinished
steelers should’ve never started

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Doktor Zymm

I declare this the year of dislocations and eye bleach unis

Redshirt

…and blocks.

Unsurprised

I like the big guy from the Spanish feed because he seems to make a point of speaking slowly. The other guy doesn’t

Unsurprised

Sweet merciful crap! Next week’s SNF is Steelers vs Chargers.

Brick Meathook

Still life test with totally fake depth of field on my new iPhone 17 Pro that can kiss my ass.

Thank you for your time. God Bless.

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Redshirt

From NFL Memes:

Steelers look like they lost a bet wearing these

Redshirt

So, DK Metcalf, does he still exist? Because at first I was concerned for betting reasons, but now its the 2nd quarter and I’m starting to get worried for his well being.

Redshirt

So, two million dollars, does it still exist? Because at first I was concerned for monetary reasons, but now its the 2nd quarter and I’m starting to get worried for its well being.

WCS

Taking temporary leave to commute. Type to yinz shortly from the PSAP.

Don’t pull your private parts out unless your partner says it’s okay.

Doktor Zymm

Check with anyone else in the immediate vicinity as well

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B. Walsh

jjfozz

If anybody in the world needs fire ants shoved down their urethra more than Jimmy Fallon, let me know.

Unsurprised

The list is long and distinguished. As loathsome as he is, he wouldn’t even be the first person from Albuquerque on the list if I get unlimited ants and sounding equipment.

Col. Duke LaCross

I can’t tell if this Luke Wilson “aw shucks, I’m a simple country guy” phone ad is a put-on or not.

jjfozz

Complete put on, he molests dogs like nobody’s business.

Gumbygirl

I got 51.22 points in fantasy this week. I only had one player in double digits,and he had exactly 10 points. Cincinnati’s D got me negative 3 against the fucking Jest. These unis are hurting my eyes and my soul. I’m going to go take a walk.

Mr. Ayo

Thank you for the gift win! You’re my favoUrite!

Gumbygirl

You sucked this week too. If you’d been playing anyone other than my Special Olympics team, you’d be on the short bus with me!

fleshwound_NPG

no way, he played basketball!?!?!?!?!?!?

Bogdanski

C’mon, like any TE has played basketball. Ridiculous

WCS

Jeff Halfley, Packers d-coordinator looks disturbingly like a shift commander at work.

jjfozz

I haven’t seen this much ugly on a field since a Trump rally

ArmedandHammered

Or Stephen Miller family reunion. Try and get that out of your mind.

WCS

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Unsurprised

God already tried that in January. It didn’t work.

WCS

Kissin’ Titties Trubisky in Progressive commercials? I approve of the self-own.

The Maestro

What’s more offensive to wear on-screen for the median TV watcher: Klan robes, Nazi uniforms, or these Steelers yellows??

The Maestro

Honestly, these Steelers uniforms look like Temu-branded Borussia Dortmund.

WCS

Steelers uniforms look like Temu-branded Borussia Dortmund

Where do you think they came from?

Redshirt

I just had a disturbing vision. Brian Kelly, Cincinnati Bengals Head Coach.

(projectile vomits on keyboard)

Spur

Joe Broken > Joe Buried

Spur

Rodgers floats dragon with no GB defender in sight

herodotus450

Do ya’ll not get it? It’s the other team that has to look at your jerseys…

Doktor Zymm

Nawt sure that exactly works in this case

Gumbygirl

These are even worse than the bee unis. I didn’t think that was possible.

fleshwound_NPG

come on wordpress, show them the greatest fantasy football name

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Redshirt

How’d WordPress know my Trump Funeral Plans?!

Mr. Ayo

The fun part of the evening will be seeing if Collinsworth actually sleeves his penis while chocking on Love’s and Rodger’s cocks.

jjfozz

He’s got it taped down so he doesn’t tempt either of them.

BC Dick

I’m pretty sure he’s got it sealed into a can of expired cream corn

Gumbygirl

I hope he gets botulism of the peen.

Spur

Fuck it, am rooting for the Steeler. I want Rodgers to stick to Greenbay.

Gatoraids

this is a revenge game for SNF against the viewers to mention rodgers as many times as they can

WCS

please let Penn State hire Brian Kelly please let Penn State hire Brian Kelly please let Penn State hire Brian Kelly please let Penn State hire Brian Kelly please let Penn State hire Brian Kelly please let Penn State hire Brian Kelly please let Penn State hire Brian Kelly please let Penn State hire Brian Kelly please let Penn State hire Brian Kelly

Brick Meathook

+1 for cut & paste effort

WCS

*copy & paste

Spur

Killing Kids < Molesting Kids.

WCS

Not if you’re a Republican, then it’s all good.

jjfozz

Went to dinner at our favorite Italian restaurant. My breath could melt steel right now.

Spur

Why is Rodgers dressed like a Mega Man villain?

Unsurprised

He is one. INTERNET RESEARCH-MAN

jjfozz

GREEN BAY
ICE BOWL
LOMBARDI
FANS OWN THE TEAM
CHEESE
RIDING BIKES TO PRACTICE!

Go fuck yourself, Green Bay.

Spur

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fleshwound_NPG

*in very dune voice*

THE BUYOUTS MUST FLOW!

BC Dick

The education one gets at LSU must be world class if they can afford to throw away $50 million on a fired football coach.

WCS

They’ll cut minority and women’s scholarships by another 6500%, as well as closing their entire medical school. Not really a big deal.

BC Dick

And bonuses for the executives, of course. Fuck me what a horrible species.

Mr. Ayo

lol Brian Kelly. So long loser!

Redshirt

Oh, don’t show the injury. Don’t show the injury. AH, the sole of his foot hit his calf and his shin!

Redshirt

Oh, Andy…

WCS

Jeff Goldblum: sensual, sexy, and sultry.

Gatoraids

yes introduced young coworkers to him by recommending the trinity of 80s practical Horror effects the Fly, The Blob and the Thing

BC Dick

That’s exactly how I describe the process to my dates, too.

WCS

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jjfozz

The Jeff Goldblum Blue Man Group, a standout skit from Tim and Eric

Redshirt

Did they run out of black? It looks like a halfassed, bootleg jersey you’d by at a grocery store.

fleshwound_NPG

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Redshirt

Personally, I’d go with the Fork Ahead Sign.

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BC Dick

Good lord. Who approved that? The owner needs to step in once in a while. That’s a shirt goodwill has to throw out after two sad years at $1.75

Redshirt

Speaking as a Bengals fan with the associated respect mixed with a passive Hatred of a Thousand Dying Suns towards the Pittsburgh city, organization and non-DFO related fans, why do the Steelers keep switching from their uniforms. Why switch from one of the best?

WCS

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BC Dick

Sure but I what sad dunce is buying that off the rack?

WCS

Have you not met Yinzers? These are wedding-worthy outfits.

BC Dick

I have not. If I have met a Pittsburgian I was unaware. But you know if that’s nuptial wear I think I’d get along with them.

ballsofsteelandfury

Did someone tell Green Bay to “leave the yellow helmets at home as we’ve got the yellow covered”?

Redshirt

NBC did. They were afraid all the yellow would damage the viewers’ screens.

ballsofsteelandfury

Clearly, it’s too late for that…

Brick Meathook

Jerrah!

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WCS

YYYEEEEHHHHAAAAWWW I’MMA HAVE ALL YOU SONSOFBITCHES DISAPPEARED BACK DOWN TO VENEZUELA!! GET ME THAT FAT FUCK MCARDDY BACK ON THE PHONE I’MMA HAVE HIM FLAYED JUS CUZ I AM FUCKIN CRAZY

ballsofsteelandfury

I would like to formally apologize for what you are about to see:

The uniforms
The bad play resulting in an embarrassing home loss
The fact that they decided they want Rodgers back next year.

All of it.

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Jimbo

Is there a way for both teams to lose, asking for ‘Merica.

Redshirt

I have to root for Packers, for both standing reasons and because I may be shopping for a Seasonal Bandwagon team.

ballsofsteelandfury

We’re all losers for watching this embarrassment.

WCS

What did the players and equipment folks say when they first unboxed these uniforms?

Redshirt

Uncertain, but I’d imagine disassociating was involved.

WCS

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fleshwound_NPG

“damn, fanatics fucked up the orders again.”

Redshirt

At least this day can’t get any worse.

(sees Steelers jerseys)

I gotta stop saying that.

Redshirt

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