The Whingeing of A.J. Brown: The Next Chapter

Last one on the docket-smoke ’em if ya got ’em.

To The Game!

Lions/Eagles:

-Does it matter one bit if Philly takes an L here? Yes, of course it matters for playoff seeding but they’ve got a frixkin’ 3.5 game lead on 2nd place and you know Dallas is going to pile up more losses.

-Were I an Eagles fan I would be a bit worried about the offensive identity when they get into the meat of the playoffs. What tried-and-true set of plays are they going to fall back on? Or maybe Sirriani is way ahead of all of us (something a Philly stan would never admit to theyselves) and is exploring the playbook because he can always fall back on Saquon and Brown.

-Speaking of playbooks, Campbell took possession of the Lions script in the hopes of getting Williams a bit more action. We’ll see how that turns out.

-LaPorta was placed on IR and it’s a long, long way down to Brock Wright, a blocking specialist and special teamer. (he’ll score a 3 yard TD because Campbell will call in a favor with Tomlin and throw The Voodoo my way)

That’s enough-I’m tired of typing.

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New York Jets cornerback in critical condition after being shot in Manhattan, report says – WPXI

Did anyone see this, or mention it? I haven’t been around much this weekend, but, I figure something like this would have been mentioned at some point.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Looks like skipping SNF might have been the right call, eh?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I watched Sandman. Unlike Orpheus, I have no regrets.

Col. Duke LaCross

“The Drunky QB” suddenly finding itself all alone in 1st place in Freezer Vodka is a lot like this current Chicago Bears team suddenly finding itself all alone in 1st place. Absolutely no one, including the principles involved, think that has a snowball’s chance of holding up.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

8-3 is 8-3

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I believe you’re familiar with the next opponent…

If he even plays, of course…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Doktor Zymm
Gatoraids

crashing my whip into Patriot owned businesses

Horatio Cornblower

I’m about 9.5 points behind RTD in what might be the absolute worst game in the Lowratio League this year, and we each have two players to go.

I have Dak! and Jake Ferguson going against the Raiders, and RTD has Dallas’s main RB, Javonte Williams and, uh, the Dallas defense?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Against the Raiders offense? I stand firm in my assertion that my reasoning is sound.

Horatio Cornblower

Collinsworth (correctly) shitting all over the officiating is a double-blessing: 1) it’s a refreshing change from his usual ‘golly gee aw shucks’ schtick and 2) it’ll probably result in Roger Goodell having him fired, if not killed.

Seriously, what an awful call. Betting on the NFL is a fool’s errand.

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HAIL BLEERGH

Gatoraids

Eagles trying to wrap this game up as soon as possible by getting it back into Goff’s hands

Redshirt

Failed Tush Push!

(grabs Bible and Shotgun)

Its the Apocalypse!

Redshirt

Two Tush Push False Starts?!

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and this one was actually legit!

Wakezilla

Girlzilla is on cheer for the first time, and the parents and coaches have a WhatsApp group. And oh my God, the moms are a bunch of unhinged lunatics. Basically, they’re hockey dads, but it feels pretty messed up since I’m the only man in the group

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at least the hockey dads are vested in something that keeps score and tallies wins and losses

Doktor Zymm

That’s better?

fleshwound_NPG

no, just not as worse as ruining an activity thats meant for fun and no scoring

Doktor Zymm

There are some pretty high stakes cheerleading competitions, though not all for sure, but don’t know how fun it actually is for anyone

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No one. The answer is no one.

Unsurprised

If it’s any consolation, there are more injuries in cheerleading than any non-football sport/competitive activity at the high school and college level.

Unsurprised

I’m just going to spitball here and assume that they are worse than the shittiest dance moms, who I only know about as an exemplar of the worst humans legally allowed to have custody of their children.

Redshirt

Can’t you wait until they unpeel his corpse off the field before you give him a BS penalty?

Gumbygirl

There was nothing wrong with that hit.

Redshirt

He caught the ball and turned around. He’s a runner. As long as the defender isn’t deliberately trying to hurt him, its a tackle.

Gatoraids

Penatly roughing his own body bag

ArmedandHammered

Evening all. Surviving Mars Relaunched may cause my divorce and my eventual hermit hood.

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This “award show” is now three or four minutes into a video package about the workout routine of whoever this dickbag “artist.” How? How is this entertainment or in the least bit interesting? I’d rather slam by balls in a car door over and over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSIXnNKhtHs

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And a commercial for ANOTHER ONE! This Wednesday! What the fuck?! Am I being trolled?! Is this the WCS Show? The ACMAs, or whatever the shit…
This is the ACAs, I think. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS FUCKING FUCK?!?

Unsurprised

Wow. Mention (celebrity) tits and I suddenly come alive.

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tush push BLEERGH’D