Last Jam-Packed Sportsball Sabado del 2025

Yes, I am already maudlin in advance.  But let’s keep a stiff upper lip and whatnot,

There is no early bird special, and I’d recommend Black Cats/Cherries (Peacock) over Bees/White Lives Matter (USA) at 10.  You then gets a reasonable afternoon USA doubleheader, with Toffees/Geordie Arabia (12:30), followed by Mighty Whitey away to “in crisis” Spurs (3:00).

We will need to take interest in dramatics other than a title race this year, as King’s Afrikan Water Pistols are running away with this one.  But hey, Chelski get them at home on Sunday (11:30, USA), just in case somebody wants to make a half-hearted effort on the title front.

I am typing this near HT of Dawgs/Jackets, but I don’t foresee Friday bringing any real shakeups to the playoff races.  But lots of stuff still to be settled this final Saturday.

THEEEEEEEE (-9.5) at Michigan (Noon, Fox)

Look, if the Samsquanch ain’t beating UM this season, then he just ain’t gonna.  But I’m thinking that Tree Nutz defense might just pitch a shutout.

Miami-FL (-6.5) at JV Yinzburgh (Noon, ABC)

I do not enjoy watching either of these high-mediocre teams play.  But predictably, the networks don’t put any of their A (or even B) calibre material opposite The Game.

Oregon (-6.5) at Washington (3:30, CBS)

First game with realistic CHAOS! potential.  Would a loss here knock the Quackers out of the field completely, or just cost them a home game?  Fuck if I knows.  Should be a close, low-scoring game.

LSU (+11.5) at Steerfuckers North (3:30, ABC)

Okiehoma is “win and in” and no chance if they lose.   Luckily for them, LSU is pretty loudly “quiet quitting.”  Which is sommet of a paradox, really.

Vanderbilt (+2.5) at Tennessee (3:30, ESPN)

I don’t know which team will win this, but I also don’t think it will be close.  Make sense of THAT, will ya?

Wisconsin (-2.5) at Minnesota (3:30, FS1)

Battle of the motivational speaker prototype coaches.  Loser sleeps in a van down by the river.