The train is pulling into the metaphorical station. The last stop is Washington. Let’s take a look.
To The Game!
Broncos/Commies:
-Unlucky Number?: I don’t want to spook you but Mariota has thrown for exactly 213 yards in each of his last three starts, all losses.
-He was the #2 pick in the draft and generally considered a ‘failure’ but how many labeled that have made $83+ million by the age of 32? This one is on the front office types that thought he would be more than what he is.
-Sloppy!: Denver leads the league in called penalties with 113. Reducing calls against them is Payton’s ‘top priority’.
-By the way, how is it that that excellent defense has contributed to an overall -3 turnover differential? (lookin’ at you, Bo Nix)
-Both teams are coming off a bye.
-Symmetry: Broncos rb’s have averaged 2.9 yards before contact (5th best) and the Washington D allows that very same number! (4th-worst)
-Another Year…: Another lousy Commies secondary. They’ve allowed the third-most fantasy points to QB’s and have surrendered 13 WR scores against.
Give it your best.
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GFDI
I finally got drunk and it’s wasted on being drunk at 1am on a fucking Monday in a town that closes at 10pm
Just had wayyy too much coffee with breakfast. Switching hotels today, so better wait a bit for the coffee to do its thing before checking out and losing toilet access for a couple hours.
Rainy day today, so perfect for checking out the naval museum later on
Did you check out the glass blowers and the glass art stuff?
Yup, first full day here had a Murano/Burano boat tour. Very neat, and some gorgeous work. Would have loved to get one of the glass horse sculptures but they’re both super expensive and too big for apartment living. I did get a little pendant lampshade
Aw man, sorry I missed this game! And I have a ton of questions from the earlier games as well. Can’t wait for Hippo Thoughts!
Current image of Hippo:
I listened to the OT driving around just to get out. I’m drinking at some German place now. I need something darker.
I co-sign Pluribus. The scene at Sprouts and Carol saying she’s always been independent was so goddamn genius and funny I totally bought into this series to the end off that scene. My friend’s wife was complaining it was sold as a comedy, which is her fault for believing ads. But I didn’t have the heart to tell her how funny it is.
I also find it so perfect and hilarious to skim Reddit and see all these people just knee jerk acting like carol without a hint of irony.
I know the protagonists of the last two series Vince Gilligan created were evil, selfish, antisocial pieces of shit whose existence was to make the world a worse place, but this one is totally different guy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X92dWrHvU2o
‘You couldn’t handle the fire of a Latina woman”
“Honestly, you’re probably right”
/dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqfGqdzO5Hw
Collinsworth: “They had a walk-in touchdown,” (never mind that it was 2-pt. conversion) except for the fact that an enormous human being was running straight at the QB, jumped in the air and swatted the ball away before converting the attempt was even remotely possible.
Shut the fuck up you unctuous twat.
At least I got one point for points allowed
I see the Red… manders chose the option to fuck Brocky and still lose the game.
Nicely played.
Like patrick mahomes this week…or Jameson Williams….or trey mcbride….
Let me see who else I can get mad at…
I know we all know this, but Collinsworth is so full of shit on that last, (and so many other) comments. Ertz timed that leap perfectly. Marriota hit him in the hands. He just straight up fucked the catch up, but Collinsworth will sooner get filmed getting ass-fucked behind a dive bar dumpster than he’ll say something remotely negative about any player on any team, lest he lose access.
It’s been said before, and it’ll be said again, but fuck Cris Collinsworth.
This game is going to end in December.
Welcome to Monday Morning Football!
It technically did, right?
Okay, let’s see how to refs respond.
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
Well that penalty doesn’t fix the hole i just punched in my wall now does it?
(got your back on the typo)
At least I’m not typing in all caps
That is a weak holding call.
BLEEERGH giveth, BLEEERRGH taketh
And of course I’m playing against Deebo.
Brocky gets two points for interception?
No, Washington just gets another chance to reduce brocky’s score.
I swear to god if I lose my tiebreaker by two points I am going to fucking murder this ref
I mean, that was pretty blatant PI.
Was it? I feel like tipped pass rom a last desperation throw is the kinda situation where discretion is necessary.
Like calling PI on a hail mary
Defender flat ran the receiver over before tipping the ball.
And I say that as someone who really needed the Denver D to do (waves hands in direction of TV), the exact opposite of what they did just now.
BLEERGH is about to manifest into this realm of existence.
BLEERGH preserves the possibility of a tie!!!
/sees replay
Yeah, I don’t think you can do that
Washington goes for 2 if they score, right?
Welp, OT allowed me to beat Boris in Freezer Vodka, so blessings and whatnot.
Boris had 32 points from his defense, 11 points from his kicker, and still lost.
Appears his Caleb Williams and HOX running backs gambit has failed.
Worked fine last week.
Is beat Boris a euphemism?