Let’s Polish A Turd Together!

There’s only two games in this emaciated slate and one of them features a clash between two 2-loss teams. YEESH!

To The Games!

Giants/Raiders:

If you want to chew your nails in the corner of a dark room rather than take in this fixture I won’t judge. What were the sked-makers thinking? The former hasn’t won on the road all year and the latter has but the one home win. Maxx was shut down for the year and promptly left the building Elvis-like. This has given rise to notions that he’s done in Vegas but there’s a ton of things that can happen between now and training camp. You could say that the Giants season was derailed by injuries to Dart, Nabors and Skateboo but two of those injuries were absolutely inevitable in my mind.

Eagles/Bills:

We can haz a snow game? It’s slushy/snowy here and it’s only a six hour drive to Buffalo so the weather can’t be all that different, can it? Cook is sitting at 1532 yards, a mere 43 in front of Jonathan Taylor so he best get on his horse today. Speaking of rb’s, Saquon has rushed for 100+ in 2 of the last 3-is this an anomaly or a harbinger of things to come? Only The Patullo Knows. I think he’ll get another three digit day because the Bills have allowed 150+ yards total seven times this year.

Do your best under these trying circumstances.

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BugEyedBoo

Grats to Sydney Sweeney’s Ar*an Tits!

Mr. Ayo

I got smothered by them!

ballsofsteelandfury

HO.
LEE.
SHIT!!

Somehow, someway, I have won the Freezer Vodka League!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

/runs around the house with nothing covering his wing wang

Redshirt

(goes to turn thermostat up, notices temperature is already warm, walks away from thermostat)

Unsurprised

Nuts.

Good job, Eagles.

fleshwound_NPG

nick sirianni does not feel alive unless he wins AND has the entire city of philly wanting to kill him

litre_cola

Not enjoyable, but will take it.

Redshirt

…and that’s why you shouldn’t go for two and the win.

fleshwound_NPG

insane go-for-it coach ben johnson proved this last week!

Redshirt

Overtime if you score the 2nd, yes, possibly due to time issues, but if you score. You’re going into OT with the momentum while the other team is taking the field muttering “Why is this game still happening? We had it won!”

Mr. Ayo

NOBODY CIRCLES THE WAGONS LIKE THE IGGLES!

Don T

I would kick the Xtra for the tie

Redshirt

Agreed. You have the momentum, and the Eagles haven’t been doing diddily-squat in the 2nd Half. That either screams Eagles 3-and-out to start OT or Eagles press and force the issue and turn the ball over.

fleshwound_NPG

dont go for it, iggles offense has looked like shit for the whole half

fleshwound_NPG

but then again, backup bills kicker with oj’s number…

Don T

Just…
Let the game linger enough for SNF. FICK REEL LYF