The Midwest holds its collective foul breath. The cheese factories have shuttered for the day. Most crime has come to a halt although tuna casseroles are still being made. Cries of “You Betcha!” echo through the express line at Piggly Wigglys. Forty year old men are needing help from two or more family members to pull on their “lucky” high school jersey. Exclamations of “Cheese and Rice!” are expected to reach all-time highs. Yes, there is a playoff tilt between Green Bay and Chicago.
To The Game!
Packers/Bears:
-Chicago has been 6-2 so far at their den. She’s been a long while since it’s been tough to play there.
-Slow Starts: The Bears have been outscored 47-21 and are 2 for 12 on third downs during the first half of their last three games.
-Subtract Micah from the equation and the Packers pass rush win rate sits at an abysmal 28.1%. However, Chicago is slightly worse at 28.8%.
-That’s got this guy thinking that both QB’s can stare at their first read that much longer.
-All of Love, Burden and Odunze are back so there’s bound to be an uptick in both offenses.
-Look for Loveland to be a factor here. He started real slow to start the season but has come on recently, having caught more than 90 yards of balls in the last two games.
-This is a bit surprising but these teams have only met once before in the Super Bowl era, postseason, btw.
-BYE, BYE LOVE: (The Cars version, not Buddy Holly’s) The Bears are way out in front of the rest of the league in Roughing The Passer penalties.
Give me your best. Also, I know there are a bunch of Bears and Packers supporters out there-come say hello and join the cromulent commenters.
Caleb Williams was fantasy football poison all year. Now he’s going to win a Super Bowl.
This is the kind of chaos blax lives for. Wager responsibly on Kashi.
You know, I bet that homemade gatorade I made would work brilliantly as margarita mix. It’s just lemon juice, lime juice, sugar, and water.
Cheapest is $691
Even with $150 stubhub credit not sure I can justify that. Actually, no,I can totally justify that, I just know I shouldn’t
You’d have to pay me 10 times that to trade my couch for going to a giant concrete bowl full of 60,000 braying yokels and 50 toilets.
But if you like it, that’s not that bad for à playoff ticket. I’ll look for you in the stands and cheers you from my pantsless hermit den.
Welp… That annual distraction is over…
So i’m at the point where I’m not drunk but not sober, had about 8 beers and 2 bourbons, so i’m wound up to the point where i can’t sleep. i don’t know. maybe rob a liquor store or set a shed on fire/?
i’ve been antanogizing Mrs fozz all night with no success
just bored and wound up
wait, i’ve got shotgun sheels and i inow where the gunsare. time to wake up the fucking neighborS@
All the liquor stores here close at 9. I also just realized the state allowed points of sale to implement 3% credit card charges, which feels like a fucking sales tax and I fucking hate it. I also hate it because I shouldn’t be using fucking credit cards anyway.
My point is that I can go buy beer and wine for another hour, but that requires me to put on clothes. And that risks me also buying food, and I don’t want to do that.\
Anyway, stop being such a lightweight.
9 seems early. It’s 11 here but it seems quite patriarchal for the government to tell me what hours of the day – both imaginary constructs – I can purchase a legal product.
Why not gas only from 10 to 8, or lettuce from 6 to 12? Asinine.
As fucked up as California is, at least we can still buy alcohol until 2 AM at 7-11 like God intended.
That is more like it but surprising. Surprisingly reasonable. How many warning labels are on them?
I imagine California has lots of wine money but also a hard streak of prudishness. We have that in BC, I don’t know where it comes from.
The problem in California is that young people have stopped drinking.
Bars are full of 40 and 50 year olds. Eventually, they’ll die out.
And the reason is that a night out is too expensive. Young people that can’t get jobs can’t afford to go drinking.
Young people are fucked. I know every generation says that but at least we all drank. These twanks just dick around on the internet and go to therapy and stay sober? What the hell is that shit. Bunch of goddamn preening activists who don’t even vote.
My sons’ generation definitely drinks, but the bars around here are full of idiot college kids who order fancy drinks and beers. in my day, we pounded cheap shit, did shots of wild turkey (yup, that dumb) and made incredibly ill timed passes at women.
Drink 5 more bourbons real quick. That’ll do it.