Latin Solidarity, Mundial Sunday P.M. Thread

Tonight México Lindo will play a FIF game within a World Cup, the farthest it has ever gone in a Mundial. The opponent is England. Surely Ireland and Scotland, and most of LATAM, will be rooting for MEX. Emphasis most, because some Argentinians are the Latin boludos rooting for ENG. Cristo Dios, those Argie fans are like hardware store rats: what they don’t eat, the piss on.

It’s a local idiom 🤷🏻‍♂️

By contrast, let’s reminisce about Scotland fans. The Scots were given a lot of press, deservedly, one of the best stories of this World Cup. The Scots descended upon Boston’s alcohol like the locusts over Exodus Egypt, but their revelry created a party everywhere they went. Sadly, they are gone. But all the while, since the start of the Mundial, host México has been hoppin’.

Koreans started posting videos of partying with Mexican fans in México, where both teams played each other in the group. No fights. It was all fun, many jersey exchanges. Then there started to be a surge of videos of Mexican ladies going up to Koreans and other foreign fans and kissing them.

One thing everybody knows about México: the country is mad for baseball. And during this Mundial, Mexican ladies have conceded first base on the regular. Now THAT is superb hospitality.

And oh yeah, it’s been nuts in México Lindo there for the last month. Tl dr,

I’ve seen that video about 13 times. Every time, it makes me proud to be Hispanic. Oh man, the police truck segment [sniffs, wipes intruding dirt from eye] swarth is beautiful peeps let’s moveon LOOK AWAY.

 

 

 

Hey. I’m back. Might as well get to the cataclysm:

México v. England, 8–no, 9 EST, Zeus permitting

Estadio Azteca CabronEe

I did my deep  analysis on England yesterday (briefly: Kane = assassin, Rice is a crack), so Imma focus on what is really important.

México Lindo has played four games, won them all, and have conceded zero goals. By any measure, they are scorching hot. Plus, they are a fun bunch. From the source, Mexicanos:

 

To counter the enormity of positive vibes, plus the altitude at Estadio Azteca, the English turned to Viagra. Given the tournament’s tech sophistication, expect this to happen:

Aside from erection offsides, the other salient point in this game is Mexican partying near opponentS’ hotelS:

I saw a video from last night, of a BBC reporter asking Mexican police if they were going to stop the revelers near the 3 Loins hotel. I laughed in bureaucratese. Silly Englishman… Good for México.

When the English or other highminded 1st worlder that was a historical colonizer or exploiter stands for sportsmanship and stuff, it makes me snicker. The British never respected the elemental humanity of its subjects during its imperial rule. Oh, but it’s sports. Nah huh; you’re in México, you gotta stand the pressure.

Point is, gimme a freakin’ break with the stick-to-rules in futbol from the English and other Europeen historical colonizers. Expecting underdogs to prevail on pure grit on the field is both unjust and disingenuoUs. Ask yourself who in sports, or real life, prevails solely on persistence and virtue.

No revolution has succeeded through procedure and propriety. Futbol is no different. Never deny underdogs guile, smarts, and a whole country intent on annoying the English however they can.

Predicción: England loses. Viva México cabrones.

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yeah right

11 minutes of stoppage time?

Shit. You can get married, get divorced, impregnate a nun, divorce that nun, buy some chiclets, watch 19 year old drunken college girls from San Diego dance naked in the bar, buy a kilo of weed and STILL make the midnight trolley back to San Diego in ten minutes.

I’ve done it!

Horatio Cornblower

Not sure what video game you were playing but would appreciate you dropping the title here.

Horatio Cornblower

Maybe it’s just me, but if I were a team of swarthy guys who seem to average about 5’10” I’d maybe stop trying to cross it into the box for headers when the other team has taken the precaution of stack a bunch of 6’4″ pasty motherfuckers in there.

yeah right

It’s bloody 4 in the morning London time.

Tomorrow should be non productive.

Horatio Cornblower

“The ball just keeps coming into the box!”

Houston, having someone removed from the 500.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

personally I think FIFA should throw everyone a curveball and say NY Mayor Mamdani convinced them to rescind the suspension

clint greasewood

does the British PM need call Johnny Baby to get that red card pulled

Horatio Cornblower

“England cannot get out, they cannot get out”

Mariachis. Mariachis in the deep.

They are coming.

Gatoraids

Nothing more hype to rally Mexico than. https://youtu.be/5h0W9BBtd9s?is=eRslwb7aPZt1i24M

Gumbygirl

James Taylor is anti- hype. He’s Sominex.

fleshwound_NPG

if the nfl scriptwriters are enjoying summer vacation at the world cup like this, imagine the fuckery theyre gonna write this fall

WCS

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Flag?

blaxabbath

Gambling break!

Wakezilla

That was a nice PK by Raul

Horatio Cornblower

The stutter step needs to be banned. Pick a spot and kick it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Pick a spot and kick it.

But also be sure to shout “I DON’T KNOW YOU THAT’S MY PURSE!”

yeah right

Everything is coming up Fuck Face!

rockingdog

Hahahaha another VAR penalty check. CHAOS!!! 💯

A penalty in Kane!

This is ROCKINGGGG!!!

Last edited 15 hours ago by rockingdog
Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure I want to live in a world where an honorable MBE like Harry Kane isn’t allowed to kick a Mexican without any consequence.

This game is off the charts insane.

Doktor Zymm

Re Zeus: if we needed any more evidence that student athletes didn’t pay any attention to the classical education they supposedly received it’s that none of them has ever tried to claim that it wasn’t them but was actually Zeus disguising himself as them as a defense in a sexual assault case

2Pack

In high school I took an electives course in Myth and Folklore. The teacher was a boring old frump and I gave it minimal effort. After parent teacher conferences my Mom asked Dad how it went. Dad recapped that “2Pack doesn’t know his Greek gods”. Nuff said.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Mexicans have a one man advantage? From my experience that means they should finish this thing in like twenty minutes.

Last edited 16 hours ago by BrettFavresColonoscopy
Horatio Cornblower

Oh wow, Harry Kane pretended to have been fouled?

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herodotus450

why dont the players just wear some kind of “shin” “guard” and then they wouldn’t have to give out so many Rojo Cardos

Horatio Cornblower

That red card can be rescinded before the 55th minute if Mike Pence has the courage.

Last edited 16 hours ago by Horatio Cornblower
rockingdog

Hahaha this game is ROCKINGGGG!!!! 🟥

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Who’d have thought a recipe for bananacakes would involve subtracting an ingredient?

Horatio Cornblower

The half time announcers seem wildly optimistic that what they’ve been showered with is beer.

yeah right

There was a banner ad that ran before half time saying Madonna and Shakira were playing at the half.

We got bupkis?

Horatio Cornblower

Rikki, check your DMs in the back channel.

God I wish there were another way to write that.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gotcha. Thinking it over.

SonOfSpam

How much is he charging to rent Lowratio?

Horatio Cornblower

Early on I was about to post something to the effect that, for all the attention Jude Bellingham gets I’ve never seen him do anything particularly effective when it mattered, and boy would I have looked stupid now if I’d…

Oh.

Oh dear.

ballsofsteelandfury

I guess it’s a good thing the English and the Australian ref don’t understand what “Puto” means…

SonOfSpam

Mickey Mouse’s dog?

Horatio Cornblower

“Yeah, I think that goal helped”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzslSFApddU

Horatio Cornblower

/takes out bananas
// takes out flour and sugar

So, we’re doing this tonight are we?

rockingdog

Hahaha they’re not dead yet!

This game is Rocking

yeah right

I think I could try banana cakes with salsa and it just might work!

yeah right

Chicken Tinga banana cakes with house made salsa!

Horatio Cornblower

Shit, now I’m hungry.

blaxabbath

How the hell is Mexico going to pay for the wall now?

rockingdog

I realize this may be early but

Rip Mexico 😵 💀

Lmao

ballsofsteelandfury

On the bright side, no fireworks in LA.

That’s a good thing.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If people already bought the fireworks, it’s hard to imagine they wouldn’t set them off no matter the result.

Doktor Zymm

It’s just a matter of where they get pointed

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So I guess they’re Mexicants tonight.

Horatio Cornblower

I haven’t seen Mexicans turn on each other like this since…(looks at current book he’s reading about Mexican history since Cortes turned up)…you know what? Never mind.

rockingdog

Norway has a population of like 6 million people. Lmao 🇳🇴

rockingdog

This is an unsettling pic from Washington DC

Yes it’s real. From Reuters

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Senor Weaselo

Everyone double-check your telescreens!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[gulps down Victory Gin]

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m using this hydration break to make myself another Manhattan

rockingdog

Hahaha I think the stadium was shaking on that header 🇲🇽

Lmao

Horatio Cornblower

Altitude, hell; what I want to know is how the English are dealing with flavored food.

rockingdog

Watching GBR vs MEX ⚽️

Hope this game is ROCKING!

ballsofsteelandfury

Scotland and Wales will have a problem with that…

Horatio Cornblower

That Care Bears picture is absolutely killing me.

herodotus450

At least the English will be unfazed by all the slurs Mexico is using

Horatio Cornblower

A bag of piss is a bag of piss in any language.

Last edited 15 hours ago by Horatio Cornblower
herodotus450

ppl forget that in England, they actually prefer their bags of piss to be warm

blaxabbath

The English anthem is God Save the King?

Evangelicals not going to be able to level this with their god-king.

Horatio Cornblower
Doktor Zymm

It’s actually a mistranslation of the Olde English, which should read “God SHAVE the King”

Senor Weaselo

The Diety Barber of Fleet Street.

Gumbygirl

Or at least give him a good shake!

SonOfSpam

Had to run a quick errand, very decent of Zeus to delay the start until I got back.

Horatio Cornblower

We’re in Mexico, so it was probably Tlaloc.

Last edited 17 hours ago by Horatio Cornblower
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When he’s not disguising himself as a goose to trick women into fucking him he’s actually a pretty cool guy.

BC Dick

I want to meet the woman who will fuck à goose but not a god. And dress up like a goose.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Again?!

ballsofsteelandfury

I really want to believe that México can win this game, but history tells me they won’t.

I hope I’m wrong.

SonOfSpam

Good news for you, I think England will win.

Horatio Cornblower

I think England is going to win 3-0, so you can probably count on Mexico prevailing 2-1.

Senor Weaselo

Norway advances, HULA GIRLS for everyone!
https://youtu.be/m5sJjcq_i8M

Doktor Zymm

Hooray for performance enhancing drugs and performance dehancing parties!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So you’re saying that England will not, in fact, bring it home?

blaxabbath

Seems to be that the bugs are getting to my apples.

Was this life before pesticides? Or is this just nature tax?

https://ibb.co/wFnybJRF
https://ibb.co/sdn3qGHs

Horatio Cornblower

Did they get the cameraman, too?

blaxabbath

Par for the course imagery at DFO.

Gumbygirl

What the fuck is in this weed?

herodotus450

ok everytime England scores you take a sip of Earl Grey, and everytime Mexico scores you do a shot of tequila.

herodotus450

and by “scores” I mean “makes a backwards pass to a teammate in order to play a mind numbingly conservative game”

Senor Weaselo

Someone get me some mezcal, por favor.

scotchnaut

HAA HAA HAALAND!

blaxabbath

Norway has cool uniforms.

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