Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

Was off last week.  The moving continues.  Took another car load of stuff to kid on Sunday, to then bring a different car load of stuff back.  Feel like I’m going to be bringing back stuff every time for the next few months. Got out to play golf a few times.  I’d need to improve just to be terrbile at it, but was good to get out and see some friends and wander around outside for a few hours.  

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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Finally watching Toy Story 5 🍿 🎥

Conan OBrien is the voice of the toy that teaches you how to poop

Lmao it’s ROCKINGGGG!!!!
rockingdog

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Autodraft woooooo!
Sharkbait

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Getting a lot of pressure from down by my ankles to take Kyler Murray with the first pick.
Horatio Cornblower

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You know all those ancient artifacts with big tits or big dicks that they always say are fertility icons? I’m guessing they have nothing to do with fertility, the artists were just horny
Doktor Zymm

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…and so begins the 2026 Cincinnati Bengals season.

Redshirt

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Isn’t it god damned wonderful to just gaze at your fantasy squad right now? I mean they simply can’t lose! Absolutely nothing can stand between me and an undefeated regular season followed by a cruel and dominant clean sweep of the playoff bracket. There is simply nothing left to think about except how I plan to create art from poor sportsmanship.
Fronkenshteen

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I went to my doctor today for my annual checkup- they gave me the dementia test, lol! I guess it’s because I’m over 65. You will be happy to know that I aced it, bigly. They had tears in their eyes, they said ” Sir, ( they call me sir, don’t question me piggy) nobody has ever been as dementia free as you, it’s incredible how not senile you are, and so handsome too!”

Today [Sept 1] would have been Gumby’s 66th birthday, pour one out for my man.
Gumbygirl

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How does the author feel about boobs?

(with both hands probably)
SonOfSpam

Gumbygirl

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Okay, now we’re cooking with gas.

Beerguyrob

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Tua, who is one loud stadium noise away from seeing into the fourth dimension

One of several great lines in this preview. I will buy a beer from/for BeerGuyRob before I leave this mortal coil.
SonOfSpam

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Hey, it’s not too late for fantasy advice for me! My keeper league draft is Monday and the keepers deadline is /check notes tomorrow! All advice welcomeish.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ll give you the same advice I give everyone: Never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Never get involved in a land war in Asia either. It’s the classic blunder.
Gumbygirl

When entering a romantic relationship always make sure that you are the crazy one.
Brick Meathook

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Looks like Mrs. Scotchy and I will be spending most of April ’27 exploring Cape Verde with our home base being in the capital city of Praia.

/when was the last time we went away together for more than three days without the kids? We think it was 2005
//it’s a miracle we’re still married
///if we like the place we’ll start looking into buying property there
scotchnaut

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The Meth Labs in Brown County are operating on Essential Personnel Only.

Redshirt

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A last minute spot opened up in a league at work, just finished drafting 11th/12 and my team kicks butt. Both the CTO and the CFO of my company are in this league and I’m gonna beat them both 😛
Doktor Zymm

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“TSA Pre Check, cause why would the government focus on getting the ‘regular’ check in process streamlined? It’s only been 20 years.”

God I fucking hate our government.
jjfozz

Some of that is the fact that a lot of the traveling public is clueless and slow moving.
2Pack

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BC Dick is here. We leave 545 am for Regina. LaboUr Day classic here we come.
litre_cola

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Don T

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Hey, Chris Henry’s son is finally on the field. Nice!

May he be like his father on the field and not like his father off the field.
Redshirt

They should have done a pre-game pickup truck giveaway.
King Hippo

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So I heard a story on the Dan LeBatard show that made me laugh out loud-

There was a fantasy league of sports media heavy hitters (Bill Simmons, Cousin Sal and also Jon Hamm!) and the winner every year had the right to throw a guy out of the league as they assembled for the following year’s draft.

So Dave Dameshek (host of Football America) takes the league one year and then gets Fred Lynn (Bill Simmons childhood hero) to record a video telling Simmons he’s been tossed from the league. #diabolical
scotchnaut

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Update. Very wasted, I blame Bc Dick
litre_cola

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Found a funny:

romanticize your life! be whimsical! sleep in silk pajamas, string fairy lights through your plants, tear down flock cameras, scatter nails in ICE hotel parking lots, drink your morning coffee out of teacup rose china with a splash of good vanilla, LIVE 💕
rockingdog

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Weekend reading:

The rise of Cat Seducers 🐈

Lmao
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/sep/05/the-unsettling-rise-of-the-cat-seducers
rockingdog

LoL

rockingdog

Oh Lord
ballsofsteelandfury

I kinda want to change my Fantasy Football team name to Cat Seducer after reading this article.
This is outstanding.

Lmao
rockingdog

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Evening. Long time no comment.

So when do we find out that 2/3rds of the team, all the coaches, and the Athletic Director of Rutgers fixed the game?
JustStopDude

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Another wonderful season in the books, Yeah Right. Here’s a metaphorical slap on the ass!🫱

Here’s my steak au poivre story ( you know I have one) When we lived in Scotland, we lived next door to a tiny restaurant run by a Spanish guy named Santana. He was an absolute wizard with red meat, and S au P was a speciality. His place was pricey, but once a payday we would scrape up our pence and toddle over there. Another speciality was the best sangria in the world. We let our 6 year old eat some of the fruit from it our first time there. Without considering the source. Reader, we accidently got our spawn shitfaced! Gumby had to carry him home. Santana thought it was hilarious, but he always made sure to have some not booze soaked fruit for Ben after that.
Gumbygirl

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A collection of Sunday Gravy columns, released today in book form, would (deservedly) be on the New York Times bestseller list by the holidays. My family thanks you for another year of your hard work and dedication. My boys are growing up on your food. 🤓❤️
Fronkenshteen

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Well people.

My girl stopped over for lunch and I cooked.

Quiche Lorraine and a spinach salad.

House made vinaigrette, Martha fucking Stewart’s pastry dough recipe, which was made yesterday.

It was delightful.

“He’s deep and he’s open over the middle. He’s going deep!
Touchdown!”

Crowd went wild.
yeah right

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DFO: Come for the vulgar display of CTE, stay for the dick jokes, and random Pete & Pete .gifs!

¡Excellente, Don T!
WCS

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Another website, huh [Don T]?

ballsofsteelandfury

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