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laserguru

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So?

 

Let’s get after it!.

 

Oh shit, 200 word limit, so my Dad died. It’s cool it was a long time ago and he smoked way too much.

Then! Then my mom died! True story. So I guess I’m like an orphan. A fifty four year old orphan.

I used to smoke and now I just inhale electronic vapor instead.

My Cubbies are playing good ball and I heard that the we’re starting the SKOL chant with the new stadium.

Blatant rip off of the Icelandic Soccer team from the Euro’s this year.

/DRUM DRUM

/CLAP IN UNISON AND A “HUH” from the crowd.

 

So we’ve got that going for us, which is nice.

I read a really cool book called “Dragon Bones” by Lisa See. It was really good.

 

I’m drinking things and ingesting these things which seems like a perfectly normal body function.

 

I’m really concerned about the lack of summer we’ve received this year and by “really concerned” it means I’m kind of wagging my below temperature boner in you’re overheated direction.

 

Twenty six more words. Shit.

 

Let’s start right here. Favorite

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herodotus450

we shuld protest cameraman for looking at all theese kneeling athletes during the national anthem insted of the flag smh

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“I respect their right to have freedom of speech. However, in certain organizations and certain jobs you give up that right of your freedom of speech temporary [sic] while you serve that job or while you play in an NFL game.”

Uhhhh, no you don’t. NFL and other jobs can fine/fire you but first Amendment still intact.

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Sharkbait

I’ve got Dez, Amari, Sheppard and Snead 1pt PPR. I bench Cooper in favor of Dez rebounding and the eventual Giants-Saints shootout right?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Bench Snead. I had him on my bench last week and am starting him this week.

He is due to disappoint.

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John Difool

Strange as to why NFL.com has Dez listed as a fantasy bust this week even though Breeland will be the primary coverage guy all game.

I’ll have some of what they’re smoking.

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Doktor Zymm

Not Norman?

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John Difool

SB Nation says Gruden plans on making no changes and that Norman and Breeland will be lining up the same as last week. Hopefully this is a ploy or I see Breeland getting shredded again.

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Fronkenshteen

He told Ed Werder, “My office is the left side of the field. Hours are 1 to 4”. Easy to plan against, no?

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ballsofsteelandfury

My fantasy team, Dez Nuts, completely agrees with you!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Morning, kids! This will be my first NFL Sunday in over a decade without Andrew Siciliano and the Red Zone.

This is going to be interesting..

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Doktor Zymm

It’s a beautiful day outside. I should go out to watch the games. But I won’t, because pants. I might take my tablet outside and watch while sitting in my outdoor beanbag chair though.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Pants is the ultimate reason/excuse to not do something.

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laserguru

As a fan today is one of the most challenging games on the schedule.
Nah, fuck Green Bay, the challenge is not drinking too early so I can be awake at the end of the late game.
Grilling some brats and finishing off my homemade egg rolls today.

I also noticed some of you folks haven’t made your survivor pick.

Make your suicide picks kids.

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Sharkbait

Morning football enthusiasts. Work sucks, as per usual. I’ve been watching the clock since 7 since I got here.

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litre_cola

Better than suffering a raging 2 day hangover no?

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Sharkbait

Had a mini one yesterday. It turns out people are very drink generous when they find out you are wrapping up wedding details.

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litre_cola

Mine was from my stag. I get married in 2 weeks. Still feeling it on my head, but I( am making waffles! Early wedding present from some one I don’t know.

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Sharkbait

Mine is the 29th, I get married the 15th. I’m already apologizing to my liver.

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Unsurprised

Six beers deep and all I got was the booze rooster waking me up early. Going back to bed because I have work tonight.

Thanks for not busting my balls (yet).

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John Difool

Breakfast of Champions.

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litre_cola

Southhampton should now be up by 4, and I believe this game will end in a draw because the syndicate in Macao deems it so.

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Don T

Hey Unsurprised:

You were demoralized and kept grinding. Now look at you: part of the problem.

Congratulations man! I knew you could do it, like a Rockstar
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kl8FsNa1yGY

/Of course that’s not Smashmouth. It’s a song about Ziggy Stardust

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Unsurprised

Thanks

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Fronkenshteen

Southampton should be up 2 or 3-0 over Swansea.

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litre_cola

How the fuck did they not score when 2! of them were alone goalside????

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Fronkenshteen

If there are match-fixing investigators for EPL, I might have them take a look at the film on this one.

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Fronkenshteen

Mike Wallace @ The Factory or Michael Floyd home vs TB?
Both have ELITE QUATERBACKS and are going against atrocious secondaries, but Floyd has to deal with David Johnson & Fitz ahead of him in line with Smokey Brown getting the deep balls. And the rest of Wallace’s WR Corp is Perriman (not yet), Smiff (not anymore), & Aiken (never gonna be), the backfield is Justerrance Forwestt, and HE gets the deep balls.
It’s non PPR, and I already have Wallace in, but I keep looking at Floyd home vs. TB on my bench & it looks wrong.
Opinions?

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litre_cola

Me thinks you answered your own question. Wallace all day long.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Morning turdburgers!!! Another day of driving just to get nowhere fast. Leaving B’more headed back to Eastern Shore to pick up Momz, only to turn around and backtrack right back thru HERE again on the way to Yinzburgh to visit yet another old type chick. At least I won’t have to watch the ratbirds lose to the factory. But I’ll be listening. And trying to edit my foul mouth….bcuz Momz in the truck. Hopefully Flacco has that rare day today where he doesn’t piss me off to the point that…..hahahahahah, I can’t even finish that sentence.

Enjoy your Sunday of NFL misery. I’ll have my own brand(s).

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ha!!! And I got the flip!!! Granted it’s on perhaps the saddest open thread in evar, but still.
I fucking rule!!!!!
😉

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blaxabbath

No way Ravens lose to the Browns today. In fact, given the analytics approach of the front office of the factory, I wholly expect that they are allowing Hue to win 1 game this season (that is, if he can get there).

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Fronkenshteen

May every traffic jam you see today be on the other side of the median.

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Lothar of the Hill People

So, even though I’ve been back in the US for well over a month, occasionally I feel like I’m back on Jordan time and my sleep cycle gets all fucked up.

And what the fuck is it with people acting like Sunday is the weekend? Though who am I kidding? In the Arab world, the weekend starts Friday, because that’s the holy day, right? Then you have Saturday off, because you can’t have a weekend without a second weekend day, right? Then those fuckers say, “You know the rest of the world takes Sunday off, so why don’t we do that, too? Sort of. We’ll make it all uneven.”

This has nothing to do with me being out of the country, but my refrigerator died last week. Less than a year old, and holy mother of fuck did Samsung give me 10 kinds of runaround trying to get out of their warranty obligation. Finally, Friday, a guy working for a 3rd-party repair company comes out to repair it. He was 2 hours early and finished in a half hour. Really nice guy. Between his appearance and accent, I was curious, so I ask him where he’s from. Turns out he’s an Iraqi refugee, has a B.S. in electrical engineering, and has been in the US for all of 6 months.

I wanted to package the guy up and shove him in Donald Trump’s face. Here’s a fucking refugee from a country we broke, has a degree, has been in the country for all of six fucking months, and he’s working (a job he’s obscenely overqualified for) and paying taxes and making my life better by fixing my fridge. So, as I do with just about any Arab/Muslim I meet, I apologized (on behalf of all older caucasians) for Trump. I don’t know much Iraqi colloquial, but I did call Trump an orange donkey in Arabic, and the guy laughed.

Hey, Bears are playing Monday night? Yay, no Bears loss on Sunday!

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Unsurprised

BOURBLE ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

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Unsurprised

Fuck. As drunk as I am, I should be out fucking sloots that were leaving the Roseland when I was leaving work

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Unsurprised

How did The Roots silently tolerate Fallon blowing Trump

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Unsurprised

Not even bothering with a glass for #6

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Unsurprised

Portland DFO meetup really needs to happen now. I need human beings to verbally felate me in-person about becoming a licensed lawyer.

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Unsurprised

Dropped a bottle. Didn’t break. Thank you, God.

Have I mentioned that I’m using the bottle opener I’ve had for 15 years, from bro Unsurprised, that says “I drink to make other people more interesting” because I fucking hate people.

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Unsurprised

SwiftOnSecurity ‏@SwiftOnSecurity 10h10 hours ago
Bicycles are the Tor of transportation.
– Untraceable
– Delivers drugs to neighborhoods
– Used by dirty hippies

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Unsurprised

Ha Ha! ND got fucked up. Hopefully the MSU beating so badly bullied ND’s players that they’ll kill themselves and ND will pretend nothing ever happened and there was no Notre Dame team this year.

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Unsurprised

I got a six pack of Lil Sumpin Sumpin. Gonna get fucked up

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Unsurprised

One down

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Unsurprised

Two down.

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Unsurprised

Three down.

Three Aidell’s sausage down, too.

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Unsurprised

Four down. Five sausages consumed

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Unsurprised

Five down. I’m legally drunk.

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Brocky

You guys, just want you to know,,….. fucking love you guys man. Bring it in

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Unsurprised

Ten bucks says the original joke was with a live Joan Rivers.

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Senor Weaselo

Is it really that fucking difficult to make sure you cross the goal line before you drop the ball?

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Mr. Ayo

Premature release is a serious issue.

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Unsurprised

Speaking from Ye Olden Tymes, yes. But I was never that good, either.

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Unsurprised

‘Sup, dudes. I got off work before midnight. It’s like a miracle

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Brocky

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Unsurprised

Wife material

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Sill Bimmons

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Brocky

So Notre Dame won’t lose their ranking right? 1-2 , winless against ranked teams.

I could see Peter King saying shit like

in my head, they’re the reason you shouldn’t rely so much on rankings. They’re the 26th team in the nation

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Unsurprised

White people suck. I wish white genocide was real because you fuckers need to go RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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theeWeeBabySeamus

What’s up fellow headcases?

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JerBear50

Just a tad quiet around here tonight.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

It appear everyone is staying on the daytime CFB thread. If you can’t beat ’em….

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Nope, no one ther at the moment either.
Sounds like an ideal time to drink in the hot tub.

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Mr. Ayo

Woohoo! Finally off work. 6 straight days is no fun.

At least I’m not the tech that left his daughter’s soccer game to drive 3 hours to my office, then spend 1 hour figuring out that I didn’t connect their equipment correctly, then 1 minute moving one network plug to the right port to fix the issue, and then drive 2 hours home. Poor bastard.

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Unsurprised

Hari-kiri is a term for a reason

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laserguru

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