Kevin James Returns to CBS Tonight!

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Tonight on CBS, home to all of our favorite shows here at Door Flies Open, is the premiere of a new contender for “Funniest Half-Hour of All Time!”  Kevin Can Wait follows in the grand tradition of CBS sitcoms like The Big Bang Theory, 2 and a Half Men, Still Standing, Everybody Loves Raymond, 2 Broke Girls, Mike and Molly, The Millers, and All In the Family as a show that’s ON TV.  It’s on following The Big Bang Theory, so you’ll watch it anyway.

Kevin Can Wait is the brainchild of Mr. Kevin James, the creator of the groundbreaking CBS sitcom The King of Queens.  Kevin helped CBS usher in their “Fat guys with hot wives” phase.

Kevin Can Wait stars Kevin James (The King of Queens, Paul Blart 2: Food Court Nazi, The Zookeeper 3: This Time It’s Flatulent, Grown Ups 4: Dear God Why) as retired police office Fats Childman.  Fats has decided to put off his retirement to help support his kids.  He lets his daughter’s boyfriend or some shit move into their home, and decides to support them.  Maybe he gets a job as a security guard?

Erinn Hayes, late of Children’s Hospital and, I dunno, 1100 failed pilots, plays his wife, Jugs Funruiner.  As the token “hot wife”, Erinn really fights under her weight here, regardless of the fact that James is roughly twice her size.  Her main role on the show is to make us believe that she married a lazy cop who doesn’t care about her happiness.

So watch Kevin Can Wait on your local CBS affiliate tonight, and come back here and tell us all about it here on Door Flies Open.  Also, watch all of the commercials.  They pay good money for those. #UpForKevining

CBS has in no way paid us for this story.

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A few of our local DFO’ers agree!

“Why are you bothering me?  Just write what they tell you.” — Darkest Timeline Zach Morris

“Helen Keller would have loved it!  Approved for use by the CIA!” – Old School Zero

“The number one sitcom on ISIS-TV for both 2014 AND 2015!!” – The Maestro

“As a member of that coveted 18-35 male demographic, am I supposed to think that a majority of the shows on network TV suck?” – Senor Weaselo

“Frankly there hasn’t been enough Kevin James vehicles, I was hoping for Paul Blart 3 but will settle for this.” –Duchess

“Kevin James, Honorary Rams Captain, 2016” – Stan Kroenke

“It was great. It was much better than “Cats.” I’m going to see it again and again.” — King Hippo

“I dropped my dialing wand and this came on. I’m not sure if it was the show or the oxy, but my self-loathing diminished by at least 20%!” — Monkey Business

“Even I’m jelly of Kevin James in this TV show.” -New England Clam Chowder

“Finally, what everyone has been clamoring for! More Kevin James! Maybe!”– Peter King

“I can’t remember the last time I saw a TV show [this good]!” –Trent Green

“Needs more Black guys.” “DERP DERP DERP!” – Nat Turner

“I still wouldn’t fuck him.” -Leah Remini

“Trust me, it is the perfect transition from Big Bang Theory to The Case of JonBenét Ramsey.” – Blaxabbath