Don’t you just love flurstbulb? Gspecially when they plat in Londern and you can trink all blay long. WHOO! P! 2 TA BLAMES!!@X!!!!!!!!!!
Den/TB-Believe it or not, rb Doug “I’m super healthy this year, honest!” Martin is out for this one. The Broncos counter with de Ware being de-sidelined. This one’s a wash. For you fantasy dudes, take a close look at rb Sims for Tampa-not the best of matchups but he’ll get a ton of touches. Yes, it’s only 3 weeks in but wr Evans is trending towards 1600 yards and 16 TD’s. I’d go with 1300 and 11 if he’s solved his dropsy problem. Trevor “I’ll try hard not to lose the game” Siemian has acquitted himself better than most folks expected. Of course that D gives him quite a bit of leeway.
LA/Zona-The Rams have won 2 in a row? [looks at standings] Yup. HC Fisher is that co-worker that does just enough to not get fired when upper management is eyeballing him. I hate those guys! Plus, he probably doesn’t cut his nose hairs. Last week the Cards could have crushed Rex Ryan’s chances of coaching the rest of the year but instead chose to fold like a Walmart-purchased deck chair. The chances of each of these squads returning to form this week are very good.
NO/SD-“Don’t You Forget About Me.”-Both Team’s D
Simple minds like yours truly want to the see the world and both of these D’s burn. Let’s have a 53-48 “this is what you really want, Goodell” final score.
Dal/SF-The Dez has a hairline fracture and didn’t show up to his MRI apparently. What the hell do you want Jerry? THE GUY MAJORED IN DRAMA!* (*may not be even remotely true) If you’re in a PPR league you’re in love with a little Beasley. Qb Gabbert is getting it done in the “Start Kaep” department-his 5.5 yards per attempt is last among starting QB’s. As a Giant flan, (and who doesn’t love an over-sized flan?) I’m hoping that the Niners steal this one but there may not be enough smoke and mirrors in California to pull it off and that’s saying something. What am I trying to say? Nothing.
Now, my sweet, sweet monkeys, GET GOING!
Rams and Raiders, the current and former LA teams, are playoff contenders. One is coached by Jeff Fisher, the other Jack Del Rio.
Soak that weird shit in.
Mark Davis soaks a lot of weird shit in
So do the seat covers in Rob Ryan’s van.
I will continue just assuming Jack Del Rio is dead. That is terrible though
I’ve heard his appearance described as “a very handsome man that died and came back as a zombie.”
No one ever called him handsome
RAM IT
I want the ‘Skins to rename their stadium Marion Barry Coliseum. It will be colloquially known as “The Pipe”.
There’s all the be the, “Bitch Set Me Up” suite level
NO YOU HAD POPPERS FOR DINNER!
Ya Drew Brees, ya gotta consider shaving it all off right now.
Saints got a win?
They are going to have a parade in Philip Rivers’ honor in New Orleans tonight!
It will feature a second line, baton girls in bikinis, and a float.
Glorious floatception
So did the Chargers see how the Cards derped their shit away, and decided to out-derp them?
YA BETTA PICK SOMEBODDDYYYYYYYYY
this is sadder than midget scat porn
Jamaal Charles has a higher YPC than any other (primary) running back in NFL history.
Holy balls.
Ingram should have four TDs right now.
He’s only gonna have like 9 kids after he gets done blowing off steam
I still remain pissed my gif got stolen and posted improperly. Fuck NSZ. I dislike this guy now.
IT’S LIKE HE’S ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU!
3 TOUCHDOWN KHUN GRITKKAKE
Drew Brees is having a kinda crappy day.
I would take a kinda crappy Drew Brees with cerebral palsy over Ryan Fitzpatrick.
That was just a shittastic hail mary attempt
so…not only will NO score now, but it will be with no time for King Laserface and his Arena League wideouts to respond.
there will be a chance for a UT ending. About the same yard line, too.
My girlfriend has a nice pair of melvins.
Jesus fuck, Cards.
Geez, after all the tits and none of you have a photo of Milton Berle’s cock?
Oh the humanity!
Marmalard is gonna have a fucking stroke.
But having a stroke’s a sin!
I am more pissed NSZ stole that one from me
Here’s what I meant to post instead of bewbs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppLRUHb_tOc
Stupid lack of access to the OSZ account.
See that’s where I thought you were going originally.
I wasn’t arguing how bewb = melvin because math hurts.
She has a nice rosary.
Hello, lovelies!
I appreciate the quality of that roughing call.
oh my
Uhhh, NSFW?
Semi-NSFW…only one tit showing
OH DAMNIT SOMEONE DELETE THAT
BAD NEW SCHOOL, NO BEER THIEVING FOR YOU
I would but I no longer have access to the dashboard for some reason.
LAST MINUTE RAMS DERP
Fucking Survivor pool! I dropped the Texans for the Lions at the last minute.
And that was my Aleppo Moment.
What… are the Lions?
How in the liquid shit is LA about to be 3-1? Guess it’s time to give Jeff Fisher a 20 year contract extension.
Also, the fuck, boys, are you doin’?
moustache knows all and NO you can’t ride
Hoping this is a long con by the rest of the division to get RAMIT to sign on Fisher for life and trade off Goff.
I think there have been a couple of fourth-quarter lead changes in this Rams Cardinals game and I’ve barely even noticed.
Judging from the empty seats at that game you aren’t the only one.
Meanwhile, in Senor’s suicide pool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw98ARXfcqk
such a MELVIN
http://i.imgur.com/ZWPq7cD.gif
Welp. That’ll do for suicide pool, too.
Why is Rodney Harrison?
And there’s your Stanton pick to drop ARI to 1-3.
My suicide pick rests on Drew Stanton. DREW STANTON.
u.
R.
DEAD AF.
remember, down the street NAWT across the tracks!!
GODAMMIT GEICO A LLAMA IS A NEW WORLD ANIMAL MARCO POLO DID NOT HAVE ONE
This has bothered me as well.
LETS GO LANDRY SHIFT
Not a drill, ppl. DREW STANTON 2-minute drill
where?
AZ/RAM IT
Bunch of dead 49ers today.
OSHA didn’t cover mine collapses back then.
Cholera?
They better be careful what kind of hookers JJ’s boys pick up tonight in San Fran.
This Cowboys victory brought to you by bullshit roughing calls.
Palmer has a concussion.
At least Birdcano fans will have an excuse to tell themselves why this team is going 1-15.
C’mon, Fitzy. I still think you’re the best receiver of all time. Make it happen.
CLAIBORNE
Need 6 yards, throw for 4…