Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

The Jets did a Jets thing and I’m such a happy puppy. It’s the little victories (in this case, losses) that count. Will a sullen and snarky Rodgers throw everyone under the bus at the post-game presser? God, I hope so.

-The Lions are that good and I’m glad they’ve got a loss out of the way.

-Once again, Tua gets so much shit but he sure handled the Raiders business.

-Hey! Shoutout to the Grey Cup, which is a thing up here that I’ve been ignoring.

To The Game!

Bengals/Chargers:

-The Bengals are sack-heavy-Hendrickson has eleven and no one on the team has more than two.

-Tee Higgins is well enough to play again after three week absence. Chase is the obvious guy for explosive plays but when Tee is healthy he’s no slouch, averaging nine targets per tilt.

-That Chargers D that took a bit of time to start rolling is ranked 6th overall but is rising. They have a +9 turnover differential. They’ll need some to counteract the Bengals firepower.

-It’ll be interesting to see what Chase Brown can do vs this sticky run D given that he’s a slippery guy himself that is gifted at finding seams.

Do you.

 

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Redshirt

There it is.

Redshirt

I don’t get it. Did they do the jersey swap at halftime or something?

ArmedandHammered

competing monkey paws

fleshwound_NPG

the bungles bungled the first half, the chargers chargered the second half

now, we await the glorious tie

Redshirt

I will happily take the tie after that 1st Half.

Doktor Zymm

It’s really impressive that Elle McPherson was able to have a successful career as a kicker after doing the whole supermodel thing

Redshirt

I…I don’t fucking know…

SonOfSpam

-Redshirt, when the hooker asks what he wants for his 13 bucks

Wakezilla

You get to lick their bunion for that price.

Redshirt

“I guess you can flash some underboob or something.”

Wakezilla

The LA Clippers are going to blow this game, aren’t they?

WCS

“Chargering” exists for a reason.

Gatoraids

Tesla’s have safer battery than Boltman

Redshirt

Bengalization also has different levels, too. This could go either way.

Redshirt
Doktor Zymm

Oh Wikipedia, sometimes I hate you, but you always know how to win me back

Brick Meathook

NBC needs to get some bumper shots of the extravagant Scientology Christmas display on Hollywood Boulevard. It’s a lit-up Santa’s North Pole with dozens of happy waving Scientologists in costume. In fact, they’re creepily happy, they just won’t stop smiling, and they greet each other with huge hugs and smiles. Nobody is that fucking happy.

LemonJello

Sounds like someone needs his thetan levels tested…

Brick Meathook

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Gatoraids

Imagine its a Sequel to Tourist Trap

Gumbygirl

You are a suppressive person.

WCS

Thus begineth thyne Chargering