
Playoff-intensity hockey in February? Yes please. I may have mentioned this before but I had a jaundiced view of this whole tourney as it approached and I’m now officially chagrined. Hell, the Finns/Swedes tilt was just fine in my book. The NHL-or rather, hockey itself-comes through yet again. Let’s take a peek into the goings-on in the NFL first though.
Minutiae:
-Kids These Days: Are stupid beyond belief. Apparently the dumbshits that robbed athletes homes while they were away couldn’t help themselves and threw pics onto their socials with stuff lifted during their illegal shenanigans. This impulse to document everything you do almost every minute of the day for clicks results in this mind-blowingly ridiculous behavior. As someone that didn’t grow up with a phone and uses it for work 75% of the time, I feel that I can be condescending here.
-#1 Candidate for a Knee Replacement at 40: I hope his health insurance is paid up. Offensive lineman Jon Feliciano of the “Feliz Navidad Feliciano’s” sat out all of last season rehabbing his knee. While announcing his retirement he mentions that if a team headed to the playoffs next year needs some help down the stretch, he’ll be available. For a price. The price being the further destruction of his already damaged-beyond-repair knee. Good god, he actually said, “I know I can’t last a full season”. My first reflex was to make a joke about alimony payments but this is sad as hell.
-Brother, Can You Spare a Roster Spot?: Some potential free agents of note (by no means is this exhaustive) include Amari Cooper, Durham Smythe, (he scored his only TD of the year when I streamed him in ’22) Ronnie Stanley, Mike Gesicki, (did not score a TD when I streamed him. Bastard!) Justin Fields, Stefon Diggs, Joe Flacco, Zach Wilson, Josh Palmer, K.J. Osborn (he scored a TD when I streamed him) and Josh Johnson.
-I’ll Have The Brazilian: The Chargers are going to be playing in Sao Paolo, which is not the Big Jesus statue town so we’ll be spared that at least. By my optimistic (it’s still a cromulent word despite [waves hands] everything around you) thinkings, we might get a pair of staggered games on Thursday, this tilt on Friday, the usual triple-thingy on Sunday and a double-header on Monday. That’s a lot of the good stuff.
To The Game!
Canada/USA:
-Just a shout-out to the American hockey fans here on this site. You folks are gold. (hopefully silver tonight, yuk, yuk)
-Canada solving that Hellbuck fella is paramount. He’s got an outrageous .957 save percentage over his two starts.
-If Canada wins and Crosby scores a point, he’s MVP.
-Brady Tkachuk, one of the most beloved of the American players in the Connecticut area, is good to go for tonight.
-For those getting the TSN feed, Claire Hanna handles a lot of the intermission stuff and she’s been cutting her teeth during Senators broadcasts during the last few years. She’s going places.
-Prediction?: Someone wins in OT by at least one goal.
Do your thing.
“The 4 Nations Faceoff was an unbridled success in just about every facet, so let’s go live to NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman, and his plans to ruin it in the future!”
— ESPN right now
trying to think of the worstest possible place to have host it. Maybe something like Australia, mainly for the difference in time zones would be totes awkard.
-Wichita. P. King
Crimea.
Outside, like the Winter Classic…
in Scottsdale, AZ
Serves you slushbrained losers right for even answering the phone, let alone acting like it was some kind of fucking privilege. Congrats to Canadia, long may the maple leaf flags hang from your wing-wangs.
They are mainly happy because after he removes the fluoride from the water rest of us will have their “teeth”
Liked this one too.
Follow up.
Can’t believe they waited until I got home to win the game. Yee-fucking-ha!
Greetings and salutations! Didn’t see the hockey game, but I did watch a pretty exciting canoe race. Will try to watch some highlights later, I hope Trump lost some sort of secret bet with Canadia’s win, like maybe you guys own Maine now
Congrats Team Canada. Now time to change channels…
Now I get it. Binnington already won a Stanley cup. They voted for McDavid as a pity pick for MVP. Makes sense.
Most valuable player who hasn’t won shit, there should be more awards for that. There could easily be a yearly award in the NFL for best player ruined by being drafted by the Browns or other talent sucking black hole of a team
Joe Thomas deserves to win all those awards, post retirement.
Brandon Perna names his weekly “award” in honor of Joe Burrow for exactly this.
Barry Sanders Memorial Trophy
https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/456616952153128960
if the superb owl and this game are any indication, then just sit back and let the hubris play itself out
Niners went 2-6 after this.
And America went 0-1.
https://bsky.app/profile/dougexeter.bsky.social/post/3linxz3rngc26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GULHGuAyLpc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6UxzuYcrqc
Playing us off with ‘Oh Canada’
/chef’s kiss
Cut out before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKLMI-vMGiE
I’ll bet “the true north, strong and free” hit different tonight.
Is this accurate?
You tell us, ur married to a princess, or is that only applicable if ur a prince
not married yet, so I have to take notes
also a duchess 😉
So many hobos can sleep peacefully in Northern Ontario tonight.
Probably don’t want to stick around tomorrow night, though.
O Canada
https://youtu.be/8Jm4LoOaAWI?t=114
Might have to fuck around and order a 4 Nations scarf.
Never mind, it’s a Fanatics product.
Probably somehow melts in the cold.
And has a spelling error
“4 Nations Rugby“? What the hell?
I’d keep that one actually.
Yeah, same.
How is the goalie not the MVP? Just asking.
Seriously. Absolutely bailed Canada out 3-4 times in OT alone.
He was pretty iffy the rest of the tournament though.
Totes should have been Binner
We’re just gonna ignore Binnington when handing out the game awards?
/WCS, clicking back on the line
“Thank you for holding. Has the fire gone out yet? Hello? Hello? Huh, they hung up. Must have handled it themselves. Good for them.”
Damn snowflakes finally pulled themselves up by the bootstraps
Correct me if I’m wrong, but it seems leaving McDavid all alone in front of goal is not a good strategy.
Thats a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for them
Way too old to be running around the clubhouse with a flag hiding my junk
It’s ok Team USA, maybe your beloved Trump will invite you to the White House anyways…. ha ha just kidding, he hates losers.
How long before Trump calls them losers on Truth Social?
Well, shit.
Icing call was fraudulent, that goal doesn’t count
I would have loved to see a VAR on that.
He lidderally touched the puck first, but it’s a judgement call or something based on imaginary lines. I’ll tell you what line is about to be imaginary…
I’d argue but, much like a balk, I’m no longer sure what icing actually is.
Too bad McOverrated can’t win one during the playoffs.
McJeebus will be deported by midnight via executive order
Good guys win.
MCJESUS
SAVESSCORESSuck on that cheeto.