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HonoUring the Ice Bombers – a MNF Carpentering

King Hippo

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Something pretty amazing happened last night.  I wasn’t watching, but full credit to Litre for not giving up and rage quitting the proceedings.  Down 3-1, the sleepwalking Ice Bombers pulled their goalie.  I can’t recall the last time I ever saw this result in two goals in the last 90 seconds.

But it happened last night, including the tying tally inside of TWO GODDAMNED SECONDS.

It took nearly two full OT stanzas to get the elusive 4th goal, but Winnipeg DID finally get it.  All three effoUrts can be best described as “workmanlike” – but slop goals count just the same as Ice Worldies.  And the Ice Bombers move on, while the Ice #BFIB go home.

I’d now note that 3 of 8 in the Frozen Flacco round hail from The Canadia, and hopefully one will lift the Cup.  Even if its the Leafs, eh?  But preferably not.

I think Game 1 or Games 1 start tonight, but I am too lazy to look it up.  Talk amongst yourselves.

UPDATE – Happy Justin Tucker (not that kind of) Release Day, for those who celebrate.

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DJ TAJ

Being a bit of a film snob I recently while watching an Agnes Varda film came across the words” le terrain de camping des heureux defunts”

In English for the nitwits

“The campgrounds of the happily deceased”

Trying to process the meaning even still.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Let it be known that on this Cinco De Mayo 2025, this Mexican defeated a Frenchman at Yahtzee.

He conceded…

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Mr. Ayo

Dirt VAR fucking sucks too. That wasn’t catcher’s interference.

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Mr. Ayo

Ball don’t lie! Eat shit John Fisher.

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXKmsvRXE4A

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Mr. Ayo

lol OKC. Eat shit Bennet, and may you soon rot in hell with McClendon.

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Gatoraids

TNT is explosive tonite

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2Pack

Ciao tutti

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Redshirt

Yeah, that wrist and arm isn’t supposed to do that.. Also, thanks BLEERGH, for taking away the out due to him not holding on to the baseball due to the shock and structural failure of his bones and tendons.

Cincinnati Reds Tyler Callihan breaks arm on crash into wall vs Braves

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OX8i5opTe3k

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NotShogunButShogun

BLEERGH has no use for bones. They only get in the way, clutter up the place. Nay, BLEERGH DEMANDS a large layout couch! Oh…and souls. All the souls.He’s ridiculous with the souls AMIRITE?!

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Brick Meathook

This is a documentary about the catastrophic fire aboard the aircraft carrier USS Forrestal off the coast of Vietnam in 1967. This film is required viewing at all naval training centers and also at the Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh PA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVgocdvcG0A

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Sharkbait

Wasn’t John McCain on Forrestal when that happened? Also I remember seeing her moored near Newport before she was moved to Philadelphia. When I lived in RI we used to pass her whenever we would venture into Newport.

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Brick Meathook

The misfire happened directly under McCain’s aircraft. The entire air group was on deck fully fueled and armed and awaiting launch. Plus there was a new delivery of decomposing WWII-era bombs on deck.

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DJ TAJ

Dude, set a time and place. This needs to happen

Pickle-bong
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Brick Meathook

We can do it this weekend! I’m still a little gimpy but there are many cool places here in Playa del Rey, which is a traditional DFO SoCal meet-up place.

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SonOfSpam

Tonight’s Wheel of Fortune comedy:

The answer was Shakespearean Actors. Most of the puzzle had been guessed, but not the last letter of the first word. A guy proudly guessed “SHAKSPEAREAL ACTORS”

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Horatio Cornblower

Was it Blair Walsh?

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SonOfSpam

He was Lea Michele’s brother.

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Horatio Cornblower

“No he isn’t. He’s my brother.”

-Lea Michele

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WCS

Didn’t know Lea and Leia were sisters.

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Mr. Ayo

Did the guy also miss that first E? Or was it just you?

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SonOfSpam

Yeah, I forgot an “e” like the one in “pedant” or “MarinersHaveNeverBeenToTheWorldSeries”

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Mr. Ayo

Dude. That’s not necessary.

Mariners in 7!

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WCS

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TheRevanchist

I’m guessing that leaves are the original TP. Very fitting name for a bunch of asswipes. Fucking Toronto

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Horatio Cornblower

FUCK YOU, PANTHERS!!!

(Jesus, they’re such sacks of shit they’ve got me rooting for Toronto)

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Sharkbait

I know right?? I feel so dirty

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m willing to suspend due process if it means everyone associated with the Panthers gets deported to an El Salvadoran hell prison.

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SonOfSpam

Aww

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WCS

Another big line of heavy storms rolling through Western Pennsyltucky. Something like 15,000 are still without power from last week’s weather; I only got mine back about 30 hours ago.

Tell the illustrious VEEP I have neglected to say “thank you” even once to President Trump for treating Allegheny County like Puerto Rico after a hurricane.

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Horatio Cornblower

To be fair, Allegheny County is way out in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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NotShogunButShogun

And I am in the Pacific

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blaxabbath

“You don’t need power to fuck your couch, Brother.”

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Horatio Cornblower

If Sam Bennett plays again in this series the Leafs need to take matters into their own hands and take as many two-handed swings at his head with their sticks as it takes.

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Mr. Ayo

Damn. That’s a serious concussion.

https://bsky.app/profile/jm539581.bsky.social/post/3lohrzb2vwc2n

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Gatoraids

SERIOUS BACK INJURY
-Dr Tua

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Doktor Zymm

Seems like he probably should have left the game BEFORE puking

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DJ TAJ

Real men want you to see there vomit tips.

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Horatio Cornblower

Bennett has a history of this kind of shit, too. He’s got to be suspended, but the NHL is too chickenshit to do that during the play-offs.

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Senor Weaselo

That’s not good.

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Sharkbait

The Panthers are such an unlikable team

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Col. Duke LaCross

The above scenario played out nearly identically in the first Hockey Club game I went to this last October (the day after the Bears Hail Mary game, two days before “the fifth inning” and one week before the election) when they were in the process of surrendering a three goal lead with four minutes to play against the shit-ass Sharks.

Basically, if I was rooting for you to win that week, you (and by extension the country) were completely fucked.

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Redshirt

I have to admit if the 2025 Off-Season is any indication, I cannot wait for the Season to start!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q329jCG8NbM

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Redshirt

No, 2025, don’t make me feel sorry for Trump. I’m not going back to that place!

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Jimbo

I will feel sorry for him when he dies of a massive heart attack.
/I will definitely not.

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Horatio Cornblower

I will jerk off in the middle of Main Street.

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Redshirt

That’s your answer for everything!

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Horatio Cornblower

One of several reasons I’ll never be Mayor.

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SonOfSpam

Sunrise, the beginning of a new minute, losing a hockey team to North Carolina, etc.

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Horatio Cornblower

Sorry, I can’t hear you.

There’s a lot of traffic and I’m trying to focus here.

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Gatoraids

Chrissie Hynde approves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hONtmFgh3IQ

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SonOfSpam

Middle of the road
In my private cul-de-sac
I can’t get from the cab to the curb
Without watching Horatio whack

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SonOfSpam

I will feel sorry for whoever has to clean up his 300 pound shitstained corpse.

But I will also be dancing like no one is watching.

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Redshirt

I will do my first cartwheel.

Narrator: He didn’t succeed.

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Gatoraids

made birria tacos with shells made of cheese was some work, but worth the effort in the end. Some celebratory Norteno

and if Celtics loose it would be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHzFNJ-pAxU

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Jimbo

Shells of cheese? Straight to CECOT for you sir.

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SonOfSpam

Did that a couple times whilst trying keto. It was aight, but keto overall is stupid, especially when compared to injecting yourself in the stomach.

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Gatoraids

wasnt doing keto just trying something different cuz we werent happy with shells at home. also had a 4 cheese blend making process probably harder than if we just stuck with one type of cheese.

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Gatoraids

also did not know a pack of chorizo goes into the sauce and thats also a pleasant surprise to the tongue if not the circulatory system

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King Hippo

What a day FOAR humanity, the Leafs AND the #BFIB winning!

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Jimbo

And the Celtics lost! Wooooo

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King Hippo

on this holiest of holy Mexican Drinking Days!

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SonOfSpam

*Amurrican drinking day with a Mexiguese name

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King Hippo

Shut up and let Karen pay a proper tribute!!!

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Horatio Cornblower

They blew a 20-pt 3rd quarter lead while missing 45(!!!!!) 3-pt attempts.

That is hilarious, and also a really good depiction of why watching the NBA is a complete waste of time.

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Horatio Cornblower

I don’t watch the NBA, but I got sucked into the Celtics-Knicks game because the internet told me that Bahstahn missed 40 3-pointers and the game is still somehow tied at 100 and this is hilarious.

And they just missed 41.

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Horatio Cornblower

They’re going to OT. No way I can take 5 minutes of NBA play. I’ll take on the CIA and 5 minutes of waterboarding before I do that.

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Horatio Cornblower

Aaron Judge is 1 for his last 6, dropping his average to .420.

Nice.

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blaxabbath

I like the idea that Aaron Judge gets introduced to weed and is immediately a stoner and one the big high guy notebooks he keeps is on his average because he’s trying to get his contact incentives but also bat .420 for a many days of the season as possible.

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King Hippo

Now that Utah, Seattle, and Minnysewta have mainstreamed singular Ice Football nicknames, prefer for your next expansion franchise – the Houston JEB!

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Horatio Cornblower

The Florida Panthers team plane falling out of the sky and imploding would be a net benefit to humanity, and you cannot coinvce me otherwise.

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Horatio Cornblower

I am enjoying a pomegranate margarita, in recognition of Cinco de Mayo.

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Mr. Ayo

As previously established, never take a 2 goal lead in a ice ball game.

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Mr. Ayo

Alright, this take aged quite poorly. But it still has a chance of being hilariously correct. It won’t, but it could, and that’s all the matters here.

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Horatio Cornblower

Yankees and Padres trying desperately to get a game in despite it pretty much pouring in the 4th and the Yankees up 2-0.

The Yankees should just have their hitters go up and swing at the first three pitches no matter what, and the Padres should not be swinging at anything no matter what.

They gotta call this. As our most notable Padres fan would say “this is not rocking”

/and they’ve just ordered the tarps out.

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Redshirt

Am I too late to make a “Browns gonna give Justin Tucker a guaranteed contract” joke?

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Horatio Cornblower

Listen, everyone needs a hand once in a while.

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Redshirt

I see your point. Even the Ravens are guilty of going for the Quick Release here.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Dude! Less than a minute in!

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fleshwound_NPG

when your team is eliminated, that means more room to channel your inner hatin’ ass spurrier

“they spell it ‘leafs’ because they are not ready for advanced spelling yet.”

spurrier-has
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Gatoraids

Miss Hating Ass Steve spurrier every day

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fleshwound_NPG

isles with everything comin up milhouse:

-got rid of lou
-fleece the avs for a broken ass brock nelson
-milbury is not here to fuck this up

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WCS

https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/45009922/white-house-seeks-cut-funding-brain-injury-research

preventing concussion research to OWN THE LIBS LOL

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Gatoraids

looking to increase his voting base

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King Hippo

bring back them leather helmets hurr durr participation trophy

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Mr. Ayo

The ice lottery is fucking terrible. And it doesn’t help that International Disgrace Gary Bettmen is there.

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Mr. Ayo

Kraken got screwed! Fuck you Gary!

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WCS

*intergalactic disgrace

The Ra’amzi race of advanced, indigenous sentient slime molds in the Vega system has known about us for millennia, and intentionally ignore us because of Bettman. This is all 100% fact.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, that Jets game last night was pretty awesome. Was wired for an hour afterwards.

Stanley Cup Cocaine is the best drug

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WCS

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SonOfSpam

Have you not tried ass fentanyl?

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Jimbo

Ass fentanyl? I think that’s how it’s smuggled across.

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King Hippo

I don’t approve of butt stuff, but I DO APPROVE of opiates. Quite the conundrum.

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SonOfSpam

Being a WASP is difficult in yet another way

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Horatio Cornblower

You’re The Worst was and is criminally underrated.

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Mr. Ayo

Word of warning guys. Always clarify which butt is going to be involved with the stuff.

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