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Leafs Reckoning Day – Sunday Offseason Etc Etc.

Don T

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You wanted it, you got it: Game 7, Panthers @ Leafs.

Veiniest logo in sports.

In local news, I took a coupla days off and went West, to Rincón, PR. We had very bad weather though. The banner photo is of yesterday’s typhoon. I had never seen that before.

In other new stuff: I had a tiki drink for the first time.

Sweet and Long-Island-y. In short, 🥴

It was in a sushi place that serves local fresh fish. All the staff was from the USA, which is common in Rincón. Great place.

Rincón is also a top surfing spot. Plenty of lair-worthy real estate too.

Aaaand that’s all I got for tonight. Just arrived back and I don’t know whether to have another beer or three Alka Seltzers. Rest assured, I’m lying on a couch.

 

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scotchnaut

On the National sports broadcast the Leafs autopsy went on and on for a mere 20 minutes!

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WCS

Denial is the first step in grief. Last night didn’t actually happen.

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Beerguyrob

Okay, last one. Allahu Akbar.

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2Pack

Well no party in Napoli tonight, both teams tied. Hopefully next week…

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ballsofsteelandfury

It could have been a lot worse. At this point, they’re just one win away and they play Cagliari at home, who are in 14th.

They may wear blue, but they’re not the Leafs

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ArmedandHammered

Just watched the Jeff Dangle reaction video. He is the epitome of why I detest leafs fans. They don’t deserve a capitalized name, it would just give them another L.

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SonOfSpam

The only Dangle worth caring about

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Beerguyrob

The internet is undefeated, unlike the Leafs.

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Beerguyrob

Oh god – I may not be able to sleep due to my joy/erection.

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Beerguyrob

God, I hope this opens.

https://x.com/nhl_on_tnt/status/1924277490081554927?s=46

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

https://twitter.com/LeafsIastCup/status/1924288144339582976

Last edited 11 months ago by BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup
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blaxabbath

“What a bunch of losers!”

-The Bidwill Family Tree

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ArmedandHammered

I needed that. At the emergency bunny vet, going to love to see this bill, but as long as Noir is ok.

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SonOfSpam

Aw, best wishes for the bunny.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Hope the bun is okay

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ArmedandHammered

Getting better care than I have the last couple of days. Food poisoning, lost 10 lbs in 24 hours.

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SonOfSpam

10 pounds?

What, um, poisoned you? Specifically?

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ArmedandHammered

Have no idea, my bathroom visits sounded like torrential downpours. And unable to keep anything down.

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SonOfSpam

Sorry man, that’s miserable. Keep hydrated and sleep as much as possible.

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blaxabbath

I’m watching this episode of Forensic Files and it seems like you have the problem as this lady — someone is slipping drugs into your food.

Probably a “loved one”.

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2Pack

Get better, stay hydrated.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Also, the Leafs have never won a 4th round as they last won the cup when only 4 teams made the playoffs

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ArmedandHammered

I look so forward to the teary angry videos on YouTube tomorrow.

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WCS

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Beerguyrob

Break ‘em out, boys!

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Beerguyrob

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Beerguyrob

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SonOfSpam

God these are brutal. How delightful!

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fleshwound_NPG

are my avs’ record-setting 7 straight game 7 losses bad? yes

is it funny that the leafs are about to tie it, while never winning a cup during that span, while the avs have at least managed to build off of their game 7 losses to come right back and eventually win at least one, and not sit there and sniff their own farts all summer like the leafs do always? oh yes

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WCS

Is Austin Matthews the hawkey equivalent of Justin Herbert?
TUNE IN TO TSN’S 25/8 coverage of how this Game 7 loss in the playoffs effects the Leafs’ Stanley Cup chances…

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fleshwound_NPG

LOL OF COURSE ITS HIM WITH THE EMPTY NETTER

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fleshwound_NPG

required viewing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25j6s-ZY3mY

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Mr. Ayo

They’re going to have to update that title pretty soon.

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fleshwound_NPG

LMAO

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fleshwound_NPG

throwin shit on the ice mid-play. fucking beautiful

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Mr. Ayo

Even the TV coverage can’t keep up with these goals.

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Mr. Ayo

Remember, kids, never beLEAF. It’s a trap.

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fleshwound_NPG

domi, of all fuckers?

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fleshwound_NPG

okay, didnt matter, as usual

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Senor Weaselo

It’s really remarkable how not-clutch the Leafs are.

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fleshwound_NPG

and how predictable it all is

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ballsofsteelandfury

Poor Leafs

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Mr. Ayo

On the plus side, Marchand is hurt.

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litre_cola

How will this game 7 loss affect the Leafs chances in 2026? TSN will tell you shortly.

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Mr. Ayo

Time to blow up the core!

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fleshwound_NPG

good, we need a new phil kessel to cheer for winning the cup while still on the leafs payroll

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Mr. Ayo

Toronto’s sewers are going to have an easy night with all this sphincter tightening.

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LemonJello

Their washing machines are going to get worked with all this bed- and pants-shitting.

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Redshirt

@sunhornby
Standby ref Garrett Rank off the bench to replace injured Chris Rooney.

Referees have a Depth Chart?

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Mr. Ayo

They always drag along a 4th alternate ref. What they really is need is an EBUF from the local beer league just like the EBUG.

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Senor Weaselo

That’s the 5th ref!

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Mr. Ayo

Typo. Trying to fix.

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Redshirt

Ivan Vanko: “If you can make BLEERGH bleed, people will cease to believe in him.”

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herodotus450

A lot of Gordo’s up north are gonna be in need of a new Maple Syrup jug tomorrow: after either drinking it all in celebration or smashing it against their Red Green statues in dismay.

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SonOfSpam

At least the ref got hurt in Canada, so his houspital visit will be free.

If this happened in Florida, his treatment would have been swamp leeches.

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WCS

One of the ice zebras is leaking pretty good all over the playing surface and end wall. I did not see what happened, but it just in passing it looks like Scotchy had a few moments alone with a drifter somewhere outside Thunder Bay…

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Mr. Ayo

Got a high stick right to his eyebrow and busted it open.

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SonOfSpam

The human head can bleed in a spectacular manner.

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WCS

Thanks for the input, Scotchy.

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Mr. Ayo

Ded ref! Complete with blood.

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fleshwound_NPG

OUCH. REF DED.

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Redshirt

Lose Series to the Chicago White Sox (14-33). Sweep the Cleveland Guardians (25-21). That’s my Redlegs!

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SonOfSpam

The Angels just swept a 3-gamer at Doyer Stadium. I fully expect them to shit the bed this week in Sacramento. Baseball fever, catch it and go insane.

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Redshirt

Reds are playing the 15-32 Pirates next series. It would probably be quicker just to forfeit the next three games and give the bullpen some rest.

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Jimbo

I almost bought tickets, glad I didn’t. Waiting for a real rival like the gigantes, no offence.

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Gumbygirl

Multitasking Roadrunner

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ballsofsteelandfury

Tell me more about this couch!

– JD Vance

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ballsofsteelandfury

But are you on your fainting couch?

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Don T

That one almost broke my neck. I was forced to up my cushion game.

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Senor Weaselo

Listen, I don’t understand what’s going on in Indy, they already ran the race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5w2PjdNdxs

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fleshwound_NPG

right hand turns? theyre goin the wrong way!

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Senor Weaselo

Greg even brings it up!

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Mr. Ayo

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SonOfSpam

Great sweep of the team that has never won the World Series by the team that has never been to the World Series!

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fleshwound_NPG

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WCS

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When a rookie driver on a rookie team crashes on lap 2 of the Indy 500 after starting from pole…

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