Carpenter Job – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Quick Thoughts on the Rule of Law

This quick hit post is coming to you LIVE from the British Library, where I both very recently took a shit and the picture…

Which is to say, “Wait, shit, it’s 6:57 and I forgot to write anything. Carpentering it is!” In fairness to me, I’ve been A)…

Doing this fat fingeredly on my phone as our Internet is more random than a neuron in the President’s brain. Home run derby, watch…

That’s right, fellow chucklefucks – Season 17 premiere is TONITE, 9p EST on FXX. I think it’s 108 or 109 on my cable? Yes,…

I am currently teaching students and being very swamped. I have been on the road a LOT. Driving from Brooklyn to Hartford and back,…

To whom it may concern, I hope this evening’s missive finds you inebriated, stoned, food coma’ed, or basking in the love and warmth of…

In honoUr of MISTER Irsay (since we’s not friends) passing into that Great Pill Bottle in the Sky, DFO brings you this fine, almost…

You wanted it, you got it: Game 7, Panthers @ Leafs. Veiniest logo in sports. In local news, I took a coupla days off…

Good evening. The thinking goes that it’s the offseason, time to slack off and just crawl up in a ball of avoidance until the…

Which is to say I was recording all afternoon, then teaching makeups (for yesterday) currently so… a bit Carpentery tonight. So; what’s the news?