Short and Sweet: Your Thursday Night Open Thread

I had to leave work early today because I legit thought I was going to fall asleep at my desk. This has been happening occasionally and here we are again. I’ve seen specialists of many ilks and all have given me a clean bill of health. Now as mentioned, I can go for a long swim and there’s no issue but deliver nine 20lb cases to a community center and I’m exhausted. At these junctures cutting the lawn is simply out of the question. I just have no idea what is going on.

Btw, that’s Lina Romay in the banner pic-I’ll get to her in a bit.

Let’s forget about NFL News tonight.

One thing I did want to mention that happened to me recently and perhaps it’s occurred to you, whereby you somehow overlooked the existence of some artist that was a huge influence or is just very well-known. What came to mind was that a few commenters were not aware of Christopher Moore and had to go about remedying that.

I’ve spiraled down Sploitation Boulevard and am dumbfounded that I’d never heard of Jess Franco. And if you haven’t I’ll fill you in. He’s a Spanish fella that participated in the making of 157 films(!) between 1954 and 2013. He started off in the horror genre and branched out from there into almost any category you might mention. His primary influences in the early days were James Bond movies and the writing of the Marquis de Sade. Okay.

How does one make that many films? Well, one habit of his was to have three scripts going at the same time on one producer’s budget so it was important that he had a regular crew of actors that he could intersperse among the various plots. (though some discovered years later that footage that was ‘cut’ from one movie was actually used in another, meaning they didn’t get paid for their work.

He put it into another gear when he met the actress Lina Romay. She was a self-described exhibitionist (“The only reason I’ll have clothes on in a movie is if the script says so) that expanded the boundaries of soft core and Franco’s natural inclination towards hardcore. Quite the Muse.

Franco’s genres include hard and soft porn, Samurai stuff, westerns, spy movies, revenge stuff, Cannibals, sci-fi, jungle adventure, Nazi crap, mysteries-it just goes on and on.

And now a few of his movie titles-Death has Blue Eyes, The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein, Nightmare Comes at Night, Love Letters of a Portugese Nun, Two Female Spies With Flowered Panties, The Corpse Packs His Bags and She Killed in Extasy.

That’s one hell of a run. Good night. I’m tired.

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Fronkenshteen

10:55 and I’ve already worn out my wife’s welcome as far as chatting about current events. The comment that got me banned was in regards to media coverage of the circus on Capitol Hill this week. I find it fascinating that the key issue trumpeted by representatives and reporters alike was the assault on medicare. The MINUTE the goddamn thing passed the Senate, the horror of the ICE funding contained in the bill was (rightfully) catapulted to the forefront; when it was too late. Now the ICE is funded nearly as much as each of the other four branches of the military and Stephen Miller can build the military force he sees fit to occupy the streets of our country. Permanently. I need a support group for this shit. I tell you what I don’t fucking feel like doing is celebrating this country today. You don’t shoot off fireworks at a funeral.

Doktor Zymm

If you shoot the fireworks directly at ICE agents it might work the same way as in Chinese culture and keep the evil spirits away

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t think AI like, gets us, man.

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WCS

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Doktor Zymm

Oh that is hilarious.

I kind of want to read Revelations now just in case there are a whole lotta dick jokes everyone but AI has missed

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Just have AI summarize it, that couldn’t possibly go wrong

Doktor Zymm

Hmmm

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Gatoraids

How the fuck you prayin boys

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Doktor Zymm

I’ve just been listening to different covers of Pippi Longstocking all night while playing poker and I am in a happy place
Pippi Longstocking Theme on Rock Guitar (Astrid Lindgren Special) – YouTube

yeah right
Mr. Ayo

You are correct, sir.

Gumbygirl

That’s weird, earlier I read something about Xavier Cugat, which led to his wife, Charo. She is completely ridiculous with that Coochie Coochie nonsense, but what people don’t remember is she is a great classical guitarist. She took lessons from Andre Segovia when she was a kid.
https://youtu.be/I5niviXZhok?si=UIb3X7u5OBNacmUf

Doktor Zymm

I knew that somehow! I think because of the many illegally downloaded mp3s I have from the Napster days. I learned a lot from downloading tons of miscellaney and listening to it. That’s also how I know who Heino is

Mr. Ayo

C’mon Big Dumper!

Mr. Ayo

Or not. Fucking stupid team.

Mr. Ayo

Fortunately I’ll get to watch the clutch Cubbies win one this weekend in Wrigley.

Gumbygirl

Lowratio in Lederhosen! Ja ja!

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yeah right

Hello and happy ding dong diddly goddamn weekend everybody!

Home for the weekend!

Cooking on Saturday for me and the bro and Eldest granddaughter and The Wahini and son in law and, AND!

Eldest granddaughter has a boyfriend who she’s bringing plus another best friend.

I Get to Show OFF! In the kitchen.

Honestly, I was pretty fucking floored to find out my granddaughter has a boyfriend.

Don’t tell anyone but I thought she was more of a girl girl.

I’m not disappointed just surprised. He seems like a good kid too.

Held our seats at graduation.

Bring it!

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2Pack

Have a blast Buddy.

Horatio Cornblower

My son is apparently going to be the best man at a wedding next year.

In Austria.

He’s not to happy about getting hauled across the pond for what wouldn’t actually be a vacation considering the role he has, but finally some good news for him: his parents just got invited!

Look for the Cornblowers to invade Austria sometime in the late spring of 2026.*

*(Like Americans will be welcome in Europe by then)

/Never been to the continent, would very much appreciate any tips from anyone familiar with Austria not named Hitler.

//Looking at you, Zymm, 2Pack, possibly BFC
///Also anyone currently involved with WCS who may or may not have a blood claim to the Austrian throne, in which case, let me know what I need to do and how much you’re willing to pay to my heirs, because Holy God there is no chance I will pull that off.

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yeah right

Fuck yes.

Enjoy. Not experienced with Europe outside of the Iberian peninsula and I’ve been to Ireland.

I can send you some electrical adapters. I’ve got all of them.

Oh fuck that sounds like fun.

ballsofsteelandfury

Where in Austria are you going? I’ve driven through pretty much the entire country.

Horatio Cornblower

Wedding is at something called Kufstein Fortress.

Looks absolutely gorgeous.

yeah right

Last year in Dublin we met a group of Austrian dudes. 19-24 years in age

And boy that wasn’t how I expected this comment to go but.

They were fun as fuck to drink beers with. Stupid fun.

Next day when I got inked 2 of them were there.

I don’t remember that conversation that led to this happening.

One of them had 3 tattoos but the young kid?

First ink ever.
Great experience.

2Pack

That’s right on the German boarder. Head east from there to see the best sites.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yup! I’ve driven right by there!

You’ll fly into Munich. I think you know what to do there. The wedding location is to the south just about equidistant from Munich, Innsbruck, and Salzburg. Depending on how many days you go, you should visit all three.

There’s also the Eagle’s Nest aka Hitler’s Hideaway. That’s close too….

ballsofsteelandfury

Also, rent a car and drive in the Autobahn.

Doktor Zymm

Augsburg is worth a side trip, ditto Shongau

2Pack

It’s a very peaceful organized place. Gotta do Vienna (Culture) and the whole Salzburg (history) area.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yeah, Vienna is awesome. Even I, who hates running, have run along the ring road.

Doktor Zymm

Go check out the Spanish Riding School (it’s in Vienna for some reason)

litre_cola

Been there 10 times due to backpacking, dating an Austrian, and Euro 2008, I messaged you on Slack.

2Pack

Our little villages Sagra, or annual festival, starts tonight and runs through Monday night. So I can enjoy a long weekend, dancing under the stars (hopefully with the flirty blond across the street) and really nice fireworks for a small village of 4000 people. For those of you who are celebrating, and those who are not, have a great weekend. Wish me luck on the bumper cars… don’t need to throw something out…

yeah right

And please, please, PLEASE call an Uber if you’ve been proper drinking.

2Pack

Even if I was still drinking I could literally roll home from the fest.

Jimbo
Horatio Cornblower

Just throw them out on the side of the road, like everyone in northeast CT apparently does.

.25 is a shit-ton of Bud Light, but it ain’t 70. Guy’s hoarding the worst stuff to hoard when you’re pulled over.

Doktor Zymm

He was waiting until he had $5 worth of deposit returns

Doktor Zymm

Like 35? I feel like a 2:1 ratio is reasonable

Mr. Ayo

Innocent! You can’t get drunk off of EMPTY beer cans.

SonOfSpam

Tonight in Iowa, Trump was holding a Nazi rally, and was riffing about getting a loan at the bank, and there are “some good bankers, and some Shylocks” and holy shit we’re just going straight to 1930s Germany without passing Go.

I’m sleeping in tomorrow because I can, but I ain’t celebrating shit except the fact that you guys are around.

BugEyedBoo

I told my two Indian minions that I was going to be off celebrating the independence of our great land tomorrow. I’ve got to remember that I can’t be that snarky over Google Meet.

herodotus450

I can tell you were watching a AI fake of a Trump speech cause there’s no way he knows a Shylock reference.

SonOfSpam

He has no idea where it’s from, but he knows the slur.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One of his white supremacist whacko supporters is going to watch that and hear the message loudly and clearly as “it is now time for you to go bomb a synagogue.”

King Hippo

Fucking fireworks, y’all.

SonOfSpam

The horniest kind!

King Hippo

Probably a good night to do a drive-by, ain’t nobody gonna call the muthafucka in.

SonOfSpam

lol white guy drive-by

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King Hippo

Some days, I don’t think y’all take my TOTES LEGIT street cred srsly

ballsofsteelandfury

And where might one watch Mr. Franco’s films, you ask?

https://tubitv.com/person/f6afea/jess-franco

ballsofsteelandfury

Also something called Fawesome…

2Pack

Sadly this content is not available in my region… But it looks like a rabbit hole that I could certainly dive down into…

King Hippo

These moviefilms do NOT sound WASP-approved

2Pack

Italian TV shows a lot of Spanish flicks of this genre… Added bonus is early Penelope Cruz bobbies.

Doktor Zymm

Name something more American than half-assedly assembling cheap flat pack furniture manufactured overseas. YOU CAN’T!

Brick Meathook

Nuking Japan. Twice.

Sharkbait

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Horatio Cornblower

They know what they did.

Jimbo

Mass shootings.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fighting a war because you want to keep owning slaves.

King Hippo

You mean keeping around one’s Happy Worker Palz!

SonOfSpam

*Unpaid interns

Doktor Zymm

Haven’t we only fought half a war for that? I feel like that doesn’t even put us in the top 10% of countries

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Brick Meathook

We fought a war to free the slaves, and also to get our mints and customs houses back.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s more like a DOUBLE war, actually.

Senor Weaselo

Reverse Robin Hoodism.

Gumbygirl

I have a flat pack bathroom cabinet in the box judging me across the room. I’m fucking sick, leave me alone!

Mr. Ayo

Make sure to tell it the tale of the last one so it comes correct.

Gumbygirl

I’m showing it a picture of the dumpster!

Doktor Zymm

Keep it there until it begs you to be assembled!

Horatio Cornblower

Voting against your economic interests in order to punish someone who looks different than you?

Doktor Zymm

Winner! Most of the other horrible stuff isn’t particularly unique to the US, but I feel like we pioneered this one

BeefReeferLives

Well shit, the hits just keep on coming…

Swung by The Draw Play to see what latest smart assery Dave (the guy who creates it) was up to & found out that he just got laid off.

https://www.thedrawplay.com/

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tomorrow’s Request Line addresses this a little bit but I have a strong feeling that the economy in the United States is about to go sour, and despite constant exhortations from the administration about how unemployment is lower than anyone has ever seen (and the stock market staying relatively flat thanks to the U.S. dollar getting weaker and weaker), we’ll be hearing a lot more stories like Dave’s.

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SonOfSpam

This is sadly correct. Signs are already flashing red, and for some reason I don’t entirely trust the numbers the admin is producing. I’m clinging to my job like it’s the last beer in the tub at the block party.

Gumbygirl

I got an email from Social Security praising Dumpf’s Big Beautiful Bill. I am so fucked.

Horatio Cornblower

The minus isn’t for you GG, you’re my favorite.

Horatio Cornblower

God I hope so.

I want these low income motherfuckers who voted en masse for Trump to fucking bleed. Lose the only source of medical care around them for 300 miles? Fuck you, ya voted for that. Oh, did the factory that was going to make solar batteries get canceled because of ‘woke’ and now you can’t apply there? Fuck you, ya voted for that.

Hey, you know who is hiring? Tyson’s chicken dismembering plant! They pay $11 an hour to work 45 hours a week in wet, freezing, stinky conditions, and by God they need the help since their work force done got deported. It’s a shitty job, and you’re definitely gonna lose at least two fingers but, as you should know by now, fuck you, ya voted for that.

SonOfSpam

There are fifth graders who can spend summers working there.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

It’s a hot day, so time for a swim

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

It’s country night here, so somehow even moar rednick degen than usual

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Hockey guy, egend,, maybe, Corey Perry is here. A few rows in front of me.

SonOfSpam

He’s a good guy now. Hope he wins the Cup.

litre_cola

He fucks his teammates’ wives and/or mom’s.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

He was there with his kid, so at least he’s responsible after the fact.

Brick Meathook

I honestly thought that Michael Madsen was already dead.

Horatio Cornblower

I confuse him with Tom Sizemore, so I was a little surprised myself.

SonOfSpam

You’re thinking of Terri Schiavo.

SonOfSpam

Just saw that last night, first time. Family Guy can be wonderfully horrible sometimes!

Horatio Cornblower

Someone used to run a blog, allegedly by Terri, and every entry, every day, was just “argle blargle” or something like that, until the day she died. That day it was something like “Wow, heaven is awesome, and by the way, fuck all of you that kept me from this”

Horatio Cornblower

Aw, crap, Michael Madsen has exited stage right. RIP to the guy behind one of the most chilling scenes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKQIGvULZCI

Horatio Cornblower

Well, time to get ready to watch the Yankees play Toronto

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Gumbygirl

Silly Horatio, the Yankees don’t play hockey!