Busy time here at The House The Blergh Built. Let’s dive straight in.
NFL NEWS:
-Let Russ Be Cooked. Brian Daboll’s increasingly frantic flailing has lead him to accelerate Operation Protect Our Phoney Baloney Jobs.
The idea was to nurse some combination of Russell Wilson and Jameis Winston along until the Week 14 bye, then give Dart four starts to show Upward Momentum. Sure, you’d have another losing season, but old-line owners like the Maras might be patient if Dart showed any spark.
Now the die is cast, and unless Dart comes out swinging in a way wholly inconsistent with all rational expectations, Daboll is going to have to spend three years in the Coach Back to Coordinator Rehabilitation pipeline.
-We’re Gonna Hafta Break Ya Kneecaps: Nick Bosa is done for the season with an ACL tear. Finally, the Niners’ injury curse takes a deserving victim. Well, as discussed last week, it’s not a “curse” if it’s the foreseeable consequence of prior decisions. Like hiring this guy as your team physician: 
-Professional pain in the ass C.J. Gardner-Johnson has been bootedby the 0-3 Houston Texans. Normally I would mock the Texans for trading a former first-rounder for a guy who has arguably cost them all three close games due to coverage blunders. But given that the Iggles have waived that former first-rounder (Kenyon Green) THREE TIMES SINCE TRAINING CAMP ENDED, it looks like neither team emerged on top here.
-Bad Day at Black Rock for older wide receivers. Mike Evans will be out 3-4 weeks with a hamstring injury, while Terry McLaurin has a mystery quad injury that may keep him out for one or more games. Least they both got paid.
I hope that everyone I played tennis with tonight feels as good about how they played as I do. Most points tonight were won, not lost. And for players of our level that’s always an accomplishment.
🔱🔱🔱 in the playoffs? Did the rest of MLB get raptured?
WOOOOOOOO!!!!
Congrats! Hope you get to go to at least one playoff game.
And (taking good news where I can get it), the Angels remain the only MLB team to never lose 100 games in a season. That makes them the best team ever!
Yeah, I’m going to go to at least one game. Waiting for the email.
Been to about 4-5 playoff games and 1 World Series game (it was game 7 as I’ve mentioned too many or not enough times). There’s nothing like that energy.
Presale is tomorrow. CAN’T WAIT!
“I don’t remember you mentioning you’ve been to a Game 7.” – Trent Green but also me please refresh my memory
I’m with Trent, I do not remember this WS game 7 story.
Story – I got to go to game 7 of the Angels-Giants series in 2002.
Friend and I tried to get tix on Ticketmaster, back when “online ticket sales” was still newish. Failed at game 1, failed at game 2, I was trying for game 6 and my friend called to say he got 2 for game 7. We were kinda bummed, thinking the odds of getting to game 7 were pretty small. Stupid us! Anyway, Angels won, Bonds and his huge head lost, all was right in the world.
And the Angels have sucked all the nads ever since. The end.
https://bsky.app/profile/cjzero.bsky.social/post/3lzkqwhppxk2k
Younghoe Koo was signed by the VEP (sorry Mrs. Sharkbait) today. I guess Graham Gano is a victim of…
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a Koo d’etat
Tragedy was averted today.
I ran some important errands, and when I returned and was placing the
drugsgroceries on the counter, I noticed my wristwatch hanging by one spring bar.https://ibb.co/RkFc3ZBM
This is a G-Shock GW-2310FB, a great everyday beat around timepiece. Its only flaw is that the numbers are invisible except backlit or in direct sun, but other than that it’s great. $100 price point, which is all you should ever pay for a G-Shock. My astronaut Speedmaster is my glamorous “fuck you” watch.
But I always replace the cheap Casio strap with an aftermarket nylon
“NATO strap” with Velcro closures. The difference is that a regular strap terminates at the springbars, while a NATO wraps underneath them. If a springbar fails on regular strap the watch falls off; a failed springbar in a NATO strap leaves the other springbar connection intact.
And that’s what happened today. People, the system works.
My ass may not have been raptured but my watch strap is good enough for fuckin’ Jehovah.
FUN FACT: No Falcons receiver or tight end have a touchdown reception through three weeks.
If the Falcons had fans, we’d laugh at them. This just feels like punching the kid with crutches and spinal column.
This is totally the week Kyle Pitts breaks out right??
Pyle Kitts
Damn usually when Detroit blows 10.5 in a month, there’s a very happy midget on Woodward Avenue.
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46356355/former-auburn-star-bengals-pro-bowl-rb-rudi-johnson-dies-45
Well, this sucks. Rudi was maybe the only good thing the Bungles had in the early 2000s.
in the last hour the rapture has taken both the detroit tigers and the minnesota lynx
two historic bedshittings at once
So apparently the plot of Major League is happening in real life?
https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1noz0sd/the_guardians_have_come_back_from_155_gb_to_tie/
Maybe having Quotables come back is the real Rapture.
Or maybe the real Rapture is the friends we made along the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Bs4xhDyxw
This right here? Good song.
It appears we’ve all been Left Behind
“Left behind? That’s one my favorite parts of the behind!” – Balls
https://bsky.app/profile/awfulannouncing.bsky.social/post/3lzka46szzc2k
Were they friends or something? I mean if so, yuck, but it’s understandable. With that said…
Cubs/Mets on TNT it’s 6-6 in the 6th, that’s a sign. A sign that I should turn this off or change the channel.
Cubs lost again. It’s Matt Shaw’s fault.
For absolutely no reason whatsoever, I hate Mike Evans. Always have. Don’t know why. No reason to not like him. Great player. Stuck with a team and got a ring. Still giving it. But yeah — just really do not like Mike Evans for no reason and that’s a me issue.
But damn if I don’t respect the man and that’s too bad he’s owee.
https://ibb.co/Kptr5RmJ
The Irish Canal!
I love her so much…
https://youtu.be/KFqJzDBV7UQ?si=ZeTYzvlSbSpJaFMX
Cowboys: Cover Zero is when you cover 0 people!
She’s very funny
Her T-shirt/jersey budget rivals the US defense budget.
buying pirated ones for $30 would help, and have better quality than fanatics
I will never buy anything from that company again. Absolute trash.
I made that joke during the game.
Someone get me Dershowitz on Line 1! I’ve got a lawsuit with no chance of prevailing and he’s just the guy to file it. And I’ll pay in pierogis, too.
I could go for a pierogi right about now, I’ll post something on Truth Social supporting your case in exchange for a mushroom and saurkraut
Wait, don’t you know people on The Vineyard now? Just promise to put in a good word for him and you’re golden.
I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday ( not this one) for a pierog today!
When you think about it, MOAR ppl should be conventionally attractive, hilarious sportsball fans.
Like us!
Daboll waiting until WK 14 to unleash the Dart? How could he do that if he didn’t have a job at that point? He’s been waiting for Andrew Thomas to get well.
“Unleashing the dart” is what Tyler Robinson thought he was doing when that guy from the CIA handed him a rifle and told him “it’s just a tranquilizer, there’s no danger to Charlie, we just want to do a Reichstag thing.”
Sounds like the CFL is moving to become more like the NFL.
https://theprovince.com/sports/football/cfl/rule-changes-cfl-truth-tsn-tv-deal
This both sucks and is potentially awesome, because it by god improves the admittedly slim chances of NFL relegation becoming a thing.
something very canadian becoming much more american
it works sometimes
NO IT DOESN’T!
The Avalanche is an abomination that should have never happened.
Quebec finally, finally gets a legit Cup contender..
robbed florida man of multiple cups thus far (’96, ’22) and it looks like they might have to do it yet again
Filing in for the CFL beat this week is Horatio
Who better than the guy second-from-the-bottom in the picks?
That should be part of the punishment for being last in one of the FFL
At least one post
The guy who loves the bottom and lives there…
anything to make things easier for yo mamma
https://www.aspentimes.com/news/aspen-makes-improvements-to-glory-hole-park/
Is that anywhere Big Bonelick State Park?
GTD Reflections and the return of Quotables?
I just noticed those two Bears end-zone interceptions agains the Cowboys – the score is the same on both plays. Christ, these assholes are awful.