Has LemonJello eaten Spam’s heart (which is also, I assume, made of Tropical Mango Spam)? Do you want to crown the Bucs the NFC South Elite? THEN CROWN THEIR ASSES. Far as humour goes — all fine by me.
I got no comment on the TNF game last night because I am writing this Thursday morning. Feels like a bad TNF game between two bad teams that just don’t have the talent to be anything better than hopefully-interesting. Maybe I am right. Maybe I am wrong. Verizon. Verizon will be featured prominently.
Alright — submissions are here. Below are your Week 3 Quotables results.
-Mike ‘Asogwe’ Tomlin” -BeefReeferLives
LOOK WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO KATE MARA!!! LOOK AT HER!!!” – Horatio Cornblower
I can’t help but compare and contrast Giants coaches Parcells and Daboll with respect to each of them yelling at players as they come off the field. As I understand it, back in the day Parcells drilled down on responsibilities over and over and over again so if you fucked up on the field you were going to get an earful. Daboll seems to be a guy that loses it no matter the negative circumstance and doesn’t build players up after the blowup.
/what I’m trying to say is that Mike Kafka will be the interim head coach at some point this season
Whoa quotables is back? I really have been AWOL lately.
Hell, I’m even wearing pants right now. I’m gonna get excommunicated from the clubhouse.
PANTS?!
/wife has gone to Alberta for 10 days to visit sister and niece and nephew
My best wish is not for her to have a safe journey but for her to easily identify my scotch-ravaged, partially-eaten by racoons corpse somewhere on our property. when she returns.
All right, I’m headed into the yard to take on Kronos the bamboo stand. This is probably a multi-day job so I’m not going to get too frustrated if I don’t make too much progress.
You sound just like Herr Charlemango’s bathing staff!
Sounds like a problem that could be solved with explosives.
“I have a solution for cutting something down.”
Tyler Robinson, Conservationist
Many of our current problems could be solved with explosives.
Hop to it, mister. Chop chop!
Exclusive live video footage of Rikki v bamboo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFiWEjCedzY
So apparently the (ah jesus do i really have to call them that?) Commanders owner Josh Harris was “linked” to Jeffrey Epstein, in that one of his business partners kept trying to push a partnership with the late Trump associate and Harris was like “not really interested in working with a guy that got convicted for soliciting a 14 year-old prostitute, thanks.”
That’s still one degree closer to Epstein than me.
But if crucifying an NFL owner makes Trump look bad by reminding everyone he is an unforgiving child rapist, then I’m down to scalp the first redskin.
Another reason to
likenot hate the guy.(the 1st reason being that he is not Dan “lil shitbag” Synder)
https://thesportsriot.com/brian-daboll-punishing-players-for-lack-of-effort-by-making-them-wear-giants-jerseys-and-play-on-sundays/
Also, this:
https://thesportsriot.com/is-dak-prescott-the-kirk-cousins-of-jimmy-garoppolos/
I’m thinking of dumping Dak as my fantasy qb.He gets one more week to impress me, or YOINKK!!
Honorable mention to SonofSpam for this quip about the chicago dallas game:
THIS GIF I CALL IT THE TIMOTHY TREADWELL DOCUMENTARY BECAUSE IT ENDS ABRUPTLY WITH BEARS GETTING FED
I saw it a day late and I was cackling at work cuz of it
(blushing)
(no wait, that’s just high blood pressure)
Aww man, Kate Mara’s gonna have my legs broke.
I guess you’ll just have to get your Applebees through DoorDash.
Like Lowratio needs any excuse to take a cruise on his Big Wheel.