2025 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

Missed my flight to Mexico. Didn’t check in an hour before and the very direct woman at the ticket counter was clear that there was no way around it with international flights. Then there were no more direct flights and, frankly, cutting a day of the trip eliminated the need for it at all. Was probably my unconscious speaking the week leading up to event, “hey, so nothing important ended up being on your book. You’re flying alone with no checked bag and hate waiting at the airport. Then you won’t even have to look at your own passport too! They’ll type in the numbers for your apparently-lazier-than-we-ever-knew self AND hold everyone up so you can get to the gate and be disorganized at your seat. That or DHS Commissioner Woof Woof (talking about her looks, not her RFK Jr affections) hold you back, you take the flight credits, and the punishment is that you get to stay home all week and fly through all this work you had lined up to ‘try and do’ while you’d be in Mexico.”

That said, I’m working at the library because I told everyone I’d leave them alone for the week so I am doing so. Anyways, Donald John Trump raped all those kids and your Week 4 Quotables results are below.