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I sure hope they jam this up as the Tuesday evening post. Below are your Week 6 Quotables submissions.
Update: Son of a bitch.
2025 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)
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[…] Submissions are here and below are your Week 6 Quotables results. […]
Look, you take the glove OFF, then hit him in the face with it to declare a duel.
Last edited 6 months ago by ArmedandHammered
I hate when updates change how apps behave.
Last edited 6 months ago by ArmedandHammered
RELEASE THE 🔱🔱🔱!
Land Kraken!
“Dirt Krack!”
-What JD Vances neighbors were smoking while he was peeling his banana in the cigarette holes of his maw’s futon
Wife: We’re going to paint the ceiling.
Me: That’s a job for professionals.
So, we paint the ceiling.
Wife: This ceiling looks terrible. I’m calling a professional painter. You were right.
Me: Expect to never hear the end of this.
Wife:
They just practicing their Ike and Tina Turner cosplay for Halloween.
Two white folks in blackface in Baltimore. We would last 5 seconds.
Then avoid Greektown
JuJu took it like a dude who’d never cut it in the City of Charm.
Since you live in Baltimore, I thought your local designers preferred spray cans.
I never thought fozz painting the house would be meant literally.
“Grease me up woman! There’s a hound in the ducts to catch!!”
Charissa Thompson (staring): Okey Dokey.
If an NFL lineman can’t hold on to me when I’m covered in lard, then your muffins will fall out of the pan, every time.
-Baker Mayfield, Big Lard spokesperson
BIG LARD replaced Coach Reid?
The spokesperson may change, but the mascot is an iconic classic:
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The NFL, in partnership with the “Lingerie League”, proudly presents the “All Bears League”.
All Bears, all the time. ( tm)
This is why they don’t have mosh pits at Taylor Swift concerts
“I CAN believe it’s not butter you boor!”
The 2025 Santa Clara 49rs are brought to you by Muscle Malk
Ugh, not that kind of greased up Pole!
Slippery balls are a common side effect for people who fly to Vegas from jersey.
🎼🎶 There goes the baker with his tray like always! 🎶
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“That’s it?”
–Christian Okoye
If he dies, he dies.
Skattebo announces his desire to play with the Bears
Slight typo in that quotable: Skattebo wants to play not with the Chicago Bears, but with real life bears.
Yes, Brian. I know it’s Bengals-Steelers week but thanks for the reminder.
Last edited 6 months ago by Redshirt
Equal opportunity Bengals bashing:
Looks like he is proposing, given the facial expressions and how much is hidden of the pic.
No Quotable submission, just calling out Smith-Schuster reflexively flopping.
“My face, my valuable face!”
SS probably said something about extending the olive branch.
“You call that a branch to the face? Pussy” – Sonny Bono
We would have also accepted “Michael Schumacher” for partial credit.
I haven’t seen a baker evade trouble so deftly since the owner of Cookie Bliss ran out of royal icing while making the Reid’s Christmas cookie order and thought to use barbecue sauce instead.
The closest they could get to a gang tackle is if the players were actual gang members.
These heteronormative Bud Light ads write themselves!
Last edited 6 months ago by Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
What is up with that shirt leash thing the dude on the right has?
It’s Fitzpatrick; my guess would be his mic transmitter or somesuch.
Ah, that makes sense
I guess he’s Fitzmagic Mike in this case
Last edited 6 months ago by Doktor Zymm
The Statue of Liberty play only works if there’s actually a guy behind you to hand it to.
Last edited 6 months ago by Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Last guy hit that hard by a Branch became governor of Texas
Time for the Festivus feats of strength.
“I’ll be in my bunk” – Buddy Cole.
Boop
When the lion boops back
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