Hey.
That’s it Imaginary Internet Friends. Championship Week 2025 is in the books and we have our league champions crowned.
CRUCIAL VITAL MOST IMPORTANT REMINDERS!
Teams being promoted to Freezer Vodka League next season: AI Abuelas, Rod Rust never sleeps, Saquon this Penix and The Hunters of Renfrow
Teams being relegated to Lowratio League next season: The Blair Witching Hour, Rev’s Chosen Ones, Tush Pushy Galore and She’s got good Jeantys.
Anyway, let’s see who covered themselves in, well, I hope it’s glory, but with this group, it really could be anything…
Freezer Vodka League
Week 17 (Championship) Results
Congratulations are in order for Sydney Sweeney’s Ar*an Tits, the 2025 Freezer Vodka League Champion.
Week 17 (Final) Standings
Lowratio League
Week 17 (Championship) Results
Rod Rust never sleeps is your 2025 Lowratio League champion!
Week 17 (Final) Standings
Lowratio League Blow Out of the Weak
Interestingly, we had two (2) equally egregious blow outs this week; the championship match and the ninth (9th) place consolation match.
Thanks go out to BallsofSteelandFury for covering for me when I couldn’t do the weekly update as well as providing the graphics for Freezer Vodka League.
On a personal note, the LemonJello clan said goodbye to our beloved dog, Louie. He passed the day after Christmas, after being with us for twelve years. We got him at the local shelter and was told he was a Jack Russel/Dachshund mix. He was my companion and football watching partner and the fortress is a little more empty without him around. He was a very good boy.
I will miss him tremendously.
Until Next Time Season!
Collage Football Update: Vandy can’t play with the Big Boys apparently. Also, I’m just waiting for Michigan to lay another shit-egg to end the season.
RIP Louie. I hope losing him wasn’t too hard on the family.
Thanks for the recaps all season
May be of some interest to the watch nerds amongst us:
https://www.thecut.com/article/crashing-rolliefest-watch-collector-convention.html
Archived (non-paywall) link: https://archive.ph/DkYrJ
Way to go Sydney! I knew that big up front talent would simply smother the opposition,
And Happy New Year to you all. ’70’s party tonight at the dive bikers bar. Wish me luck…I’m goin in…
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my picture will not post… pity…
OK consolation Pic…
A 70’s party? Be sure to bring plenty of coke & ‘ludes!!
I have a wicked play list ready if they will indulge me.
Here’s one for the list. Very “70ies guitar god”. I think the bikers would approve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA6nkac2szQ
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3VO3wbH15U
The Progressive “Backup QB” commercials were fun, but I think they have officially jumped the shark.
I mean, knowing what we know now about what absolute freaks, perverts & predators some of these guys are, do you REALLY want one of them teaching your kid about sex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTaNbHMgQ0Q
“Justin Tucker, you’re in.”
Plus, you don’t need somebody else to teach your kids about sex. That’s what HBO and a public school education are for!
RIP Lil Louis!! Aww, a Jack Russel/Dachshund mix. I imagine he was a very loyal and active lil feller.
I hope, in an alternate plane, he is happily chasing rats in the crawlspace.
Great work, LJ. This one’s for Louie
Happy New Year from the future! 2026 is ok so far.
Can you send me winning lottery numbers for the next draw
Sorry about your loss, Lemonjello.
Science really needs to find a way to extend canine lives.
And shorten people’s! Oh wait, our Gov’t is doing that.
I covered myself in something but it wasn’t glory.
Hot fudge?
Wesson oil?
Maple Syrup?
That’s your answer to everything.
Gravy.