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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “Hey, He’s Back!”

Senor Weaselo

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Hey, I’m back! And I can talk about my trial!

(However, I am not going to talk about it in public forums for reasons. Which probably both asks and answers questions about it. But, like, I like living. The family and Senorita Weaselo would be heartbroken and DFO bylaws state that my death is not allowed.)

So, in that case, what fun and exciting things do we have in the world of sports and not the trial I was on that helped me refresh myself with foreign languages! That again, can’t go into detail here. (Or places that people who know people can potentially easily find. Juuuust in case.)

Anywho, sports:

Flacco to the Bengals to back up Burrow/start 6 games after the inevitable injury in Week 4!

Not to be content with one B. Robinson running back, the Falcons have two now (Brian).

Zach Wilson to the Saints (1 year deal)

Lavonte David retires.

In gently-used fleshlight news, we’re at the Sweet 16 and it’s the good Doktorb in the lead! However, Ayo has the highest potential of max points. We shall see what happens!

Okay, how about sports?

Good news: It’s Opening Night, and it’s the Arson Judge Challenge Cup! (Yankees at Giants, 8:00, Netflix)

The Battle for 69! (The Nice Invitational Tournament)
Illinois State vs. Dayton (7:00, ESPN2)
Nevada vs. War Damn Eagle (9:00, ESPN2)

Is it the playoffs yet? No.
Not the Magic City remembrance game vs. Bad Boys, uh, IV? (ATL vs. DET, 7:00, ESPN)
HOU vs. MIN (9:30, ESPN)

Still doing that hockey!
BOS vs. BUF (7:30, TNT)

And I, too, won’t be killed! Hopefully.

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Unsurprised

Why am I even awake this early, let alone at the office?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fuck turbulence, man.

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Mr. Ayo

Settle down, Sexy Friday is a day away.

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2Pack

Welcome back. Being legally released without any restraining orders in effect has to be very satisfying.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My plane has free wifi! So far the experience with EVA airlines has been quite pleasant. Except that they don’t have any rum or non-scotch whiskey.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are you too good for scotch?

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blaxabbath

Who’s too good for Scotch?!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

For this particular scotch? Yeah, kinda. I’m more inclined to have a beer.

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Doktor Zymm

I’ve only flown them a couple times but I thought they were pretty great, good food in the lounge too

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Gumbygirl

My Scottish sister in law is brilliant, but she fits the bumbling genius stereotype. She and my othe SIL are in South Dakota, she’s interviewing at Dakota State for the president job. It’s a two day ordeal, she had to interview with the search committee, the deans and faculty, students, other staff, and a group of alumni. In her first meeting today, where she had to introduce herself to the whole group, she broke the lectern and spilled a bottle of water all over her dress. I fucking love her!

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blaxabbath

“Sounds like South Dakota material to me boys!”

-North Dakota’s Chancellor

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Gumbygirl

They would be lucky to have her. She got UC Merced R-1 status less than two years after she took the job as Vice Chancellor for Research. That’s pretty much unheard of for a small school. She is a theoretical astrophysicist with a worldwide reputation. She was on the Hubble space telescope team, she worked for JPL and NASA. A weird coincidence is that their son graduated last year from Dakota State. Some of the faculty and students she interviewed with today know David.

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Bogdanski

And such a new school. I had no idea they achieved that. Amazing

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is she available as a housesitter?

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Gumbygirl

Lol, when I was in Vegas, she came over with her wife to feed Henry. She broke one of my glasses!

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2Pack

Authentic. Can’t beat that.

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Doktor Zymm

I hope they took her to a couple good lunches during the interviews!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Where she accidentally tripped a waiter who sent a plate of spaghetti flying into the face of some guy wearing a bow tie.

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Doktor Zymm

Do you think people named Alphonse who go by Al have trouble passing Captcha tests?

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Horatio Cornblower

How do you have Jameis Winston bring food out to the game MVPs* and not have at least one crab legs option?

*first of all, why is this happening at all?

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SonOfSpam

Well, there WERE crab legs…

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Horatio Cornblower

Judge went 0-5 with 4 Ks on Opening Day. Clearly past his prime, time to trade him for prospects and start the rebuild.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, he said he couldn’t talk about the case. I presume that includes the judge.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Arson Judge Challenge Cup

His little Freudian slip blew the lid off the whole thing. It was insurance fraud!

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Doktor Zymm

Oh wow, didn’t realize that Jen from IT Crowd was the receptionist on season 2 of Doc Martin. There are only so many English actors I guess

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They all moved to Hollywood because it’s easier to get a gig as a British actor playing an American than it is for REAL Americans.

/not sure if this is actually true; Amir has griped about it but I’m not sure he was serious.

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Gumbygirl

I watched an old episode of Midsomer Murders on Saturday with the “old” Barnaby. The “new” Barnaby ( he’s been there for years now) played a horny gardener. You do tend to see the same people over and over on British shows.

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Bogdanski

It blew my mind when the actress who played one of the few decent characters on Peep Show started getting hailed as a brilliant dramatic address. She was great on that show but quite the shift

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Bogdanski

Actress not address. Stupid fat fingers

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Was he guilty?

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Horatio Cornblower

We’re all guilty of something. Me? Caring too much.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Someone dust off the polygraph

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Don T

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Redshirt

Way to make fun of someone’s Achilles Heel. Oh, no. I’m…. Please stop crying, Thetis.

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Redshirt

$$$

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King Hippo

wasn’t Cincinnati always supposed to be at home and start first, too? I forgets why, and may just be totally off base. Because I think about baseball maybe 5% as much as I used to (even just a decade ago)

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Redshirt

It was, but I think it stopped when they started doing Opening Night. To give the devil their due, they did have the Reds have their first game at night in the ‘90s, but for scheduling and purity reasons, we decided to ignore it and have the Opening Day Parade the next day.

We may be Cincinnati, but g—damn it, we still have some standards!

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King Hippo

/except wrt chili obvs

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Horatio Cornblower

They probably lost that privilege when there was a little too much goose stepping during one of Marge Schott’s parades.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Because I think about baseball maybe 5% as much as I used to (even just a decade ago)

I too find myself having more stamina as a lover the older I get.

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litre_cola

The last 2 years we have had a double date with the Blax’s at the Diamondbacks game (who are dialed in to Bear Down). This year, cocktails the to a sexiMexi resto.

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Doktor Zymm

There’s something really perfect about Joe Flacco settling down to live in the ‘nice’ part of Ohio

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SonOfSpam

I thought the nice part of Ohio was Michigan.

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WCS

Not Pennsylvania…

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SonOfSpam

I heard about too many 911 incidents.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

To be fair if you owned a Porsche you would probably be driving it as fast as you could to escape the state.

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Redshirt

If you are calling Toledo the nice part of Ohio…

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Doktor Zymm

What a horrible thing to say about Michigan

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NotShogunButShogun

Totes nawt Indiana

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Horatio Cornblower

I just put in for my first two-week vacation since 1994. Mrs. Horatio asked where we were going. Me: “Nowhere that involves a plane”

We’re thinking Quebec and/or Montreal, although who knows if Canuckistan will still be allowing our kind over the border by July.

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litre_cola

Come out West young man!

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Doktor Zymm

Amazing how the TSA dude doesn’t mention how smoothly all the airports that don’t use TSA agents at security checkpoints are running.

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Unsurprised

They have those?

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRgEeDR98X8

Just got pizza.

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SonOfSpam

I didn’t have an opinion before, but I disagree with Portnoy because he’s a chode.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

stool presidente means excrement executive ppl forget that

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Bogdanski

Christ, what an asshole

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Mr. Ayo

Just so everyone knows, I’ve never wasted potential before.

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Redshirt

I think everyone knows about me and my potential.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“We sure do!” – your electrician

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Doktor Zymm

You’re just lucky the universe is a shitty place, otherwise a bracket that has Duke winning would never have a shot

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Mr. Ayo

I figured I might as well lean into it. Either way now, I win.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I only pick Duke to win when there’s money or prizes on the line.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Weird euphemism

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King Hippo

Chef’s kiss (no homo obvs) to the Niiiiiiiiccccce Invitational moniker!

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Redshirt

I dunno. I’m straight but if I can find a chef that can always cook a steak and burger to that perfect spot of medium well where it is safe to eat but not too rare and not too chewy, I may have to re-examine my orientation.

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Bogdanski

Goddammit, I just got that and it is glorious

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