It’s rematch week in the CFL, otherwise known as LaboUr Day Leftovers, at least if you ask me. With the NFL back in full swing, the league has decided to consolidate all four games into a Super Saturday of matchups, all going back-to-back all day long. If only there wasn’t this creature sleeping in the room next to me that was completely dependent on me for absolutely all of his waking needs at all times of day… my Saturday plans would otherwise be set. Nevertheless!

In league news this week:

  • The Montreal Alouettes re-signed receiver Charleston Rambo, who was with the team in 2024 and 2025, but was a free agent as of this past off-season; his signing gives the team a great fourth option at wideout behind Tyson Philpot, Tyler Snead, and Cole Spieker.
  • The Ottawa REDBLACKS released DL Habakkuk Baldonado earlier this week; hailing from Rome, Italy, he was the highest-paid global player in league history and a key portion of the Saskatchewan Roughriders Grey Cup win last season; sadly, results did not live up to expectations, as his $185,000 CAD netted just eight games played, with eight tackles (two for loss) and two sacks on the year.
  • The CFL has a new mobile app available – something that league commissioner Stewart Johnston promised when he became commissioner of the league last year – and it’s available now on the App Store and Google Play Store. If you’re busy like me, but don’t have time to watch the games, it’s nice to have a more app-friendly connection to the league and to the game of Canadian football – I hope it’s better than the app that briefly existed a decade ago which was essentially just a re-skinner website wrapper. This one seems to be more robust overall which is nice to see.

Onto the games!

WEEK 14 RECAPS

BC 30 vs. Montreal 37: The Als improved to a league-best 10-2, taking down one of the hottest teams in the league thanks to a big third quarter where they put up 20 points. Rookie RB Liam Talbot scored his first-ever CFL touchdown to bring Montreal close, and then following a Jose Maltos Diaz field goal, DB Tyrice Beverette had a massive pick-six of Lions QB Nathan Rourke to give Montreal the lead, which they held for the rest of the game. The Lions’ win streak is snapped at five games, and at .500, the fight to make the playoffs is far from over in a tight West Division.

PICK: Montreal

RESULT: Montreal

Winnipeg 26 vs. Saskatchewan 32 (OT): Of course it took overtime to end yet another thrilling Labour Day Classic matchup between the CFL’s two fiercest rivals. The Bombers gave the Riders everything they could handle, sending the game to OT on a thrilling TD from Zach Collaros to Dorian Singer as time expired in the fourth quarter; in extra, Tommy Stevens scored his second short-yardage rush score of the game, but Saskatchewan couldn’t convert the two-pointer after the score, leaving it up to the defense to close it out, pinning the Bombers on third down and sending the home crowd happy.

PICK: Saskatchewan

RESULT: Saskatchewan

Toronto 37 vs. Hamilton 22: The Argos took home the Labour Day victory with a strong performance from start to finish – while QB Tre Ford briefly got the lead for Hamilton in the second quarter, Toronto quickly righted the ship and ended up taking over in the second half of the game. With Ford later forced out with an injury, the Tiger-Cats’ offence somewhat sputtered under Harrison Frost, while the Argos made the most with their possessions. Sex Pest Chad Kelly had three passing TDs, while receiver Damonte Coxie hit the thousand yard mark for the first time in his career. The bright spot for Hamilton was Canadian receiver Kurleigh Gittens, Jr., who had two TD catches for his squad, though sadly not enough to turn the tide.

PICK: Toronto

RESULT: Toronto

Edmonton 38 vs. Calgary 28: At the 12:15 mark of the fourth quarter, Rene Paredes kicked a 42-yard field goal to give Calgary a 28-14 lead over the Elks. It was all coming together so nicely for the home side… and then Edmonton woke up and took over. The Elks would go on to score three TDs and a field goal in the time remaining in the game and ended up stealing the game away – and it was, once again, star running back Justin Rankin that ended up sealing the deal for Edmonton with a massive 50-yard TD run that would prove to be the game-winning score. Talk about a memorably Labour Day Classic win for Edmonton, who’ve had a ton of trouble winning these rivalry games in the last fifteen years or so.

PICK: Edmonton

RESULT: Edmonton

BYE: Ottawa (0-11)

WEEK 15 PREVIEWS

Ottawa (0-11) vs. Toronto (6-6), Saturday, September 12th, 1:00 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): The Ottawa REDBLACKS last won a football game on September 5th, 2025. This means they’ve now gone a full calendar year between victories – something even the Edmonton Elks, at their lowest, couldn’t lay claim to achieving. What Ottawa is doing this year is redefining the definition of the word “suck”. It’s bamboozling. The way this team plays football – particularly in second halves – I see no reason why they shouldn’t chase immortality and go for a perfect 0-18. Believe me, not a single one of their opponents wants to be the team that gets beat by this group of sad-sacks. The Argos may only be .500, but they’re still a hell more of a cohesive group than whatever is going on with the current REDBLACKS.

PICK: Toronto

Saskatchewan (8-4) vs. Winnipeg (6-6), Saturday, September 12th, 4:00 PM EDT (TSN, CTV, Crave, CFL+): The Banjo Bowl has fortunately provided us with much of the same drama that Labour Day has given us over the last few years – this scheduled rematch is a fun way of keeping this fierce rivalry burning even stronger. The Riders will need to learn some lessons – particularly about learning how to play better fourth-quarter defense – if they want to avoid any future scares here; Saskatchewan can continue to leverage short-yardage stuff as they continue to weather the storm of receiver injuries. Winnipeg got lucky that both BC and Calgary also lost last week – while of course it hurts to lose to a rival, it would’ve been an extra blow if they’d lost further ground in the playoff race if the two closest teams in the division standings had leapfrogged them last week.

PICK: Saskatchewan

Calgary (5-7) vs. Edmonton (9-3), Saturday, September 12th, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): After getting their souls crushed by the Elks, the name of the game for Calgary is to avoid their defence falling apart like it did last week. Sadly, the D – and specifically, finding ways to neutralize the run game – has been the team’s Achilles heel all season long. Despite the most points scored in the league, Calgary remains at the bottom of the table in the West due to the fact they blow so many key defensive series. Edmonton needs to continue to keep their excellent ground game going to just grind the Stamps into dust and hopefully sweep this home-and-home series.

PICK: Edmonton

Montreal (10-2) vs. BC (6-6), Saturday, September 12th, 10:00 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): In the final rematch game of the week, the Lions return home to take on the Alouettes once more. The third quarter last week was their undoing – Montreal’s good defensive pressure of Nathan Rourke managed to limit the damage, and as long as you have a pass game like they do, you can just keep slinging it downfield to paper over any other mistakes. Despite last week’s loss, BC was certainly in it, and while Montreal is still clearly the best team in the league here, one wonders if home field advantage might help to make things even closer than they were last week.

PICK: Montreal

BYE: Hamilton (4-9)

STANDINGS AND STATS

East Division Standings

Team Games Wins Losses Points For Points Against
Montreal 12 10 2 432 337
Toronto 12 6 6 365 361
Hamilton 13 4 9 302 384
Ottawa 11 0 11 247 413

West Division Standings

Team Games Wins Losses Points For Points Against
Edmonton 12 9 3 361 307
Saskatchewan 12 8 4 369 321
BC 12 6 6 349 328
Winnipeg 12 6 6 326 346
Calgary 12 5 7 434 388

Passing Yards

  1. Kelly, TOR – 3642
  2. Alexander, MTL – 3954
  3. Harris, SSK – 3893

Passing TDs

  1. Kelly, TOR – 27
  2. Alexander, MTL – 25
  3. Adams, Jr., CGY – 24

Rushing Yards

  1. Oliveira, WPG – 984
  2. Mills, CGY – 923
  3. Rankin, EDM – 839

Receiving Yards

  1. Philpot, MTL – 1414
  2. Snead, MTL – 1158
  3. Coxie, TOR – 1043

Defensive Tackles

  1. Darkangelo, TOR – 80
  2. Pickett, TOR – 77
  3. Jones, WPG – 69

Sacks

  1. Hicks, CGY – 9
  2. Lemon, TOR – 8
  3. Ossai, HAM – 7

Interceptions

  1. Katsantonis, HAM – 5
  2. Labrosse, CGY – 5
  3. Ford, EDM – 5

Field Goals

  1. Castillo, WPG – 40
  2. Blanchard, EDM – 33
  3. Whyte, BC – 29

PICK POOL

Four perfect weeks last week, making the beauty of a perfect week of picks a little bit more anticlimactic as a result, unfortunately.

Remember to submit your picks here! https://www.officepooljunkie.com/picks-pickem.php?Pool=NFA9D4OXO6C2U0A1

Participant Total Points Weekly Score
SonOfSpam 36 4-0
GA_Russell 34 4-0
GTDGetsItSoWrong 34 3-1
The-Maestro 33 4-0
MrAyo 30 4-0
Gumbygirl 30 3-1
BCDick 28 3-1
DonUnderscoreT 26 0-4
Fronkenshteen 23 2-2

CFL FANTASY

[DFO] CFL Fantasy Football Week 14 Standings

In Week 14 matchups, my cherished Maestrottawa doubled up RoughRougesGTD by a score of 115-56. My thanks to Kurleigh Gittens, Jr. for an unexpectedly massive game. BC Dick’s Dead Horse tripled up Sacre Blew by a score of 100-31; you miiiight wanna check the posted depth charts next week, SB. Finally, O Spamada defeated Superfluous “U”s by a final score of 84-69; Spam’s Argos connection really did him some good in the win.

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Enjoy the games, everyone.

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https://x.com/RoyalCaribbean/status/2098049274512818674

Not sure if this will work as planned, but Royal Caribbean throwing shade at Believeland, the J-E-S-T, Vertically Enhanced Persons, and Don T’s Glorious Tits among others.

Don T

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Brick Meathook

Kingfish Bay (formerly Whitefish Bay) on Lake Trump (formerly Lake Michigan) north of Trumpolia (formerly Milwaukee).

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scotchnaut

“The Edmund Fitzgerald could have reached there if it had just pulled up its bootstraps.”

Brick Meathook

Their first mistake was being in Lake Superior instead of Lake Michigan. Idiots.

Brick Meathook

Lake Trump (formerly Lake Michigan)

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SonOfSpam

Pretty much the same lake, only with more rape.

SonOfSpam

“The Athletic’s Josh Kendall reports that Falcons QB Tua Tagovailoa “appeared to suffer discomfort” while throwing “and briefly went to the ground” on Thursday.”

Somebody probably turned on a fluorescent light.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Great, now the substation can conduct remote attacks.

Don T

My mind right now:
95% NFL
5% Where am I?

Don T

🚧🚨Jack Strand Fantasy Alert🚨🚧
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LemonJello

So now “back issue” is NFL medical staff code for “CTE-induced vertigo”?

Doktor Zymm

As long as it isn’t code for CTE induced murder-suicide it’s all good

SonOfSpam

SHUSH! No spoilers for next week please.

Senor Weaselo

“Yes, back discomfort…” -Dolphins training staff

Brick Meathook

Here’s a cartoon I posted last night that somehow elicited hostility, which I don’t understand. It’s a blind guy and his seeing-eye dog, two of the most hilarious fundamentals of comedy ever.

https://ibb.co/mCGfPDTx

The cartoonist is B. Kliban, who published primarily in Playboy Magazine during its golden era. I first discovered him in “Two Guys Fooling Around With The Moon” in a bookstore in Annapolis MD. If you like The Far Side then you are enjoying B. Kliban’s influence.

In The Complete Far Side, Gary Larson described his primary influences as:

  • Gahan Wilson — probably the most obvious ancestor of The Far Side: bizarre creatures, monsters, ordinary people confronting something inexplicably horrible, and very dark humor.
  • B. Kliban — especially important to Larson’s absurdist sensibility and the single-panel cartoon form.
  • Charles Addams — Larson called him the great master of dark humor. Addams’s combination of the mundane with the macabre is clearly part of Larson’s lineage.
  • George Booth — the longtime New Yorker cartoonist, famous for wonderfully strange, chaotic drawings of people, dogs, cats, machinery, and cluttered households.
  • Edward Gorey — not strictly a newspaper cartoonist, but a major influence through his deadpan, surreal, morbid illustrated humor.
  • Don Martin of MAD — particularly important when Larson thought about sequential/strip cartooning rather than single panels. Larson essentially regarded Martin as a god among cartoonists of his generation. 

Here’s some bio info:

B. Kliban (1935–1990)—full name Bernard “Hap” Kliban—was an American cartoonist best remembered today for his wonderfully odd fat, striped cats, although his broader work was much stranger and more sophisticated than the cat merchandise suggests.

Born in Norwalk, Connecticut, Kliban attended the Pratt Institute but did not graduate.

By the 1960s he was working as a freelance cartoonist, becoming particularly associated with Playboy, which gave him considerable freedom to produce surreal, intellectual, sometimes risqué single-panel cartoons.

His breakthrough with the general public came with Cat (1975), a collection of cat drawings and cartoons. It became enormously successful and spawned calendars, mugs, T-shirts and other products—the familiar Kliban Cat became a pop-culture icon of the 1970s and ’80s.

But his non-cat work is probably the more important connection to Gary Larson. Kliban specialized in drawings where the picture establishes an apparently comprehensible situation and then the caption suddenly makes it absurd, surreal or logically impossible. He loved wordplay, visual non sequiturs, strange animals and situations in which the reader has to make the final mental leap.

That makes the Kliban → Larson connection quite easy to see. Larson later identified Kliban as one of his most important influences: both treated a single cartoon panel as a tiny self-contained universe with its own ridiculous logic.

Kliban died in 1990 at only 55. His reputation among cartoonists extends considerably beyond the famous cats—he was one of the important figures in the development of the modern surreal single-panel cartoon.

https://ibb.co/JjS3S71V

LemonJello

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hostility? I’m sorry you were offended.

https://www.modernarthur.com/blog/christwhatanasshole

Brick Meathook

I wasn’t offended I was just confused. I think I saw this a while back but didn’t connect it (I blame the powerful opiates I consume). Now it makes complete sense

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My non-apology works better if you were offended.

Don T

Brick, this would’ve been a dynamite post (Part XXXVII).

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t think that was hostility, I think it’s riffing on the old saying that you could replace 70% of New Yorker cartoon captions with “Christ, what an asshole” and it would make just as much sense.

Brick Meathook

I’ve always been a big fan of the 30%.

Brick Meathook
Don T

Is there a way to disable Edge / Microsoft search. Because OH MY FUCKING GOD always the worst at the front.
I may have to have a coupla drinks tonight to wind down >:(

Horatio Cornblower

My daughter texted me last night to say that she was getting into football this year, and she had two suggestions.

  1. Get rid of the facemarks, so that it’s easier for them to kiss
  2. “Make the games shorter, this is taking way too long.”

Clearly not gonna make it.

SonOfSpam

Mike Tyson is clearly her hero.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Heated rivalry is good for sports, change my mind

Doktor Zymm

Is she a big Heated Rivalry fan?

Horatio Cornblower

She’s watched the show, not sure she was a big fan. She’s more into Letterkenny, which Heated Rivalry’s creator was part of, and Shoresy.

ballsofsteelandfury

I think she’s 100% correct

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

CBS: Multiple US military aircraft were damaged in Iranian strikes on the Muwaffaq Salti airbase in Al Azraq, Jordan, early on Wednesday. Roughly eight F-15s sustained light damage and were returned to service, though one A-10 Thunderbolt, commonly known as the Warthog, was struck and lost a wing.

Personally, I’m grateful to the Iranians for equipping our F-15’s with speed holes.

Redshirt

I have to say, for a thrice obliterated military, the Iranians are really kicking our asses.

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blaxabbath

By 2026, if you signed up to be a piece in this military, enjoy sitting around for months doing nothjng then getting killed in this no-war

Hurray up and die, The Troops.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Poor kids. All they wanted was some free testosterone!

LemonJello

Is the mission where you have to lay out all your gear and then wait for an inspection that never happens in the base game, or is it DLC?

Horatio Cornblower

That’s probably one you have to unlock by completing one of the paperwork missions.

Brick Meathook

Fuck the mission
Clean the position

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Do be sure not to hold your breath waiting for the $2 gasoline that was promised.

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Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, but if I vote for the GOP I’ll get $5,000 in Trump bucks!*

*offer not valid in the USA

ballsofsteelandfury

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Redshirt

Time to see how the Reds did last night…lost by two touchdowns…in a game where points are scored individually… … …shit.

blaxabbath

Has Chad Kelly been named the QB with the most passing yards by the White Hiuse Office of Stats and Metrics?

Because white women voters just want to make sure it doesn’t go to a, as they refer them, “filthy negroid, Bless Charkie Kirk and Baby Jesus Christ.”

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BC Dick

Them boys are all white as the driven snow. But still terrible, but not unexpected, stat keeping by the CFL

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“you miiiight wanna check the posted depth charts next week, SB.”

Nah.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Like one would be able to tell who’s starting from the CFL site.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Or what week it is

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