Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

Got nothing.  No one comes here to read my ramblings anyway.  

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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In the grand tradition of ignoring the draft rules, I’m not gonn wait to post this one.
Emus over the Australian army

Doktor Zymm

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The Finns beat off The Soviets during The Winter War (1939-40). And yes, it wasn’t pretty.
scotchnaut

Everyone gansta ’til the snow starts speaking Finnish.

Sharkbait

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The 2007 eli manning giants over the undefeated Patriots

Brocky

Everything about this playoff run:

1. Eli, the biggest dork in NFL history, inexplicably getting a chip on his shoulder
2. Beating the cowboys in Dallas at the height of their mid 2000s arrogance
3. Beating Brett Favre in his last game in a packers uniform
4. Holding the “high scoring offense in nfl history’ to 14 points after brady notoriously laughed and said “we’re only going to score 17 points? Hahahah”
5. And mind you this happened after the patriots signed a shit ton of free agents, which is normally “frowned upon”, except its the patriots so they never got crap for it
6. And another thing most people forget: brady got the record for touchdowns by exactly one score, because earlier in the year, brady got pulled against the dolphins when they where up 42 to 14 in the fourth quarter, Matt Cassel comes in and throws a pick six so the patriots are up 42 to 21, and what do the patriots do? They put brady BACK in, he wfo3w another touchdown so they can go up 4 scores in the fourth quarter instead of 3, and then brady later got the record. Blatant stat padding.

God the giants win felt so good
Brocky

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Hold up, I fucking WON [The March Madness picks pool]?
Senor Weaselo

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Lance Armstrong’s alter ego was named Solo Ball.

People forget that.
yeah right

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artemis 2 crew officially now earthbound

(currently seeing a solar eclipse from the moon’s perspective)
fleshwound_NPG

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Thank you for the recap sir.

Day 2 of retirement prep, office clearing, personal classified files shredding. I could really use the help of a blond secretary named Fawn right now. 28 years of history… My preference would have been to use a thermite grenade out back but the base commander would probably not appreciate that line of initiative and efficiency.
2Pack

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On Nextdoor someone posted “Be Aware…our truck was robed by thieves”

I know they meant ‘robbed’ but I kinda love the idea that a bunch of thieves draped their truck in robes during the night. I’m thinking dark robes like you would expect to see in a Thieves Guild hideout in a RPG
Doktor Zymm

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Tonight feels like a martini night. This weekend especially so, because supposedly I’m getting a shipment of gin and vermouth from friends in the UK who came over to Florida to visit their family. Hello COTW post ammo
Sharkbait

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This is the Dumbest Darkest Timeline!

Redshirt

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Found a funny:

Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet?

Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven’t done it. Bring more
rockingdog

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My youngest skull fracture boy loves Cold Beer Country and Western music. I did the best I could.
scotchnaut

ballsofsteelandfury

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This (if it shows up) is a view from my parents backyard. If you look closely there are three types of blooming/nice colored tree showing

Doktor Zymm

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Found a funny:

ME: How’s it look?

MECHANIC LOOKING UNDER MY IMAGINATION’S HOOD: wiping hands on a rag I see your problem. You’ve been filling this thing up with despair when it’s supposed to run on joy.
rockingdog

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If you recognize the taste of mace you may need to reevaluate your approach with women.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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crew’s out of the capsule

9 days of smelling their own farts 24/7 finally over
fleshwound_NPG

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So apparently Iran can’t find all the mines they supposedly laid in the strait.

¯_(ツ)_/¯
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Doktor Zymm

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Had to run out and get some errands done, one which was going to the dump.

Sorry, “transfer station”

I back into the area to get rid of cardboard, because like all good libtards I recycle, and I see the car next to me has an Arsenal sticker in the rear window. The driver gets out and I say, in a friendly ‘we’re all on fire together’ kind of way “Glad to see I’m not the only one whose weekend Arsenal is ruining” and the guy looks at me with the saddest expression and says, (with a European accent, to boot): “I just…I…I don’t want to talk about it.” and then just puts his head down and starts tossing cardboard into the bin without another fucking word.

It was awesome.
Horatio Cornblower

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Yeah, pretty much… and don’t we all…

2Pack

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“Let’s all pick a Premier League team to root for in the off-season” said Hippo. “It’ll be fun; you’ll love it!” he said.

Asshole.
Horatio Cornblower

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Ayyyy fuckers! I been down st Thomas way since um, Sunday no, fuckng Thursday. Wow. What a fuckng place. God has not forgotten these islands. I never will. Did not make it to skinny leges but drank and ate at windmill something. Drank from then till now. And oh boy, i am in the tshitter. Here’s to you and mine. And my wife is all in for a meetup in Vegas. No shit
jjfozz

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This would appear to be the worst weekend for JD Vance since that Labor Day Day sale at Walmart when his MeeMaw bought plastic covers for the davenport.
Downfield Matriculator

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Draws everywhere else was what an Evertonian hoped for, too.
King Hippo

When you said “draws everywhere” I thought you were talking about what happened when Elisha got his hands on these babies:

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Found a funny:

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

rockingdog

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