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Open your heart to everyone. Except, you know, those kind of people.
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Made my day Rikki. Made my fucking day.
I thought this was going to be about those people. You know. “Running” quarterbacks.
You mean, like Steve Young. Those bastards from Connecticut are such me first glory boys that they insist on having lockers big enough for a home.
And that Archie Manning couldn’t even spare an ounce of speed for his two sons.
Don’t worry, Olivia saved plenty of HGH for Ashley and Abby.
Savage Running QB
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THIS GUY, RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY, I CALL HIM GHOST SHIP, BECAUSE HE’S ON FIRE.
“Listen to the little girl.”
-Chris Simms
And yeah, how ’bout OAK return the solid for the Chefs loss.
This deserves a salute:
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So great.
Lovely, just lovely.
I hope RaiderGirl becomes a [DFO] regular.
Also, her origin story should have something to do with being raised by Mr Winkles.
Ha! That’s not Oakland. the little girl has most of her teeth.
Well that’s the fault of those California liberals who are the only reason Hillary got the popular vote win. #MAGA
You’d be surprised at how gentrified Oakland has become.
That was beautiful.
Wow. A masterpiece Rikki.
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Oh my God.
Jesus, Rikki.
Fucking beautiful.
And now we know why the little mongoose in Rikki-Tikki-Deadly avi has bloody little hands!
This was beautiful in its simplicity!
That’s so perfectly Oakland I don’t even have to see the knife in the little girl’s coat that she saved for later.
“Hodor Hodor….Raymond and Debor-ah”
[touches chin with spoon]
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